Workout tapes

[Fatpanda]

No. When you're "in shape" again, I'll kiss a girl. 

no girl would have you. unless you are talking about a t-girl.

well you better get ready, 5 months isn't long to wait.

[BayGBM]

no girl would have you. unless you are talking about a t-girl.

well you better get ready, 5 months isn't long to wait.

I am certain that I have been hit on by more girls in the last year than you have.  I am educated, employed, healthy, and very in shape (compared to you).  I do not have to “get ready” or wait “5 months.”  Based on your photos it appears you have been out of shape for many more months than you would care to admit.  We have a saying where I come from, “don’t hang your hat where you can’t reach.”  You can't reach me.

You are not in my league.  And you never will be.  Not five months from now… not ever.  That said, I wish you luck with your extreme makeover.

[_bruce_]

When is your fitness tape due - I want to bring up my glutes.

[Fatpanda]

I am certain that I have been hit on by more girls in the last year than you have.    I am educated, employed, healthy, and very in shape (compared to you).  I do not have to “get ready” or wait “5 months.”  Based on your photos it appears you have been out of shape for many more months than you would care to admit.  We have a saying where I come from, “don’t hang your hat where you can’t reach.”  

You are not in my league.  And you never will be.   Not five months from now… not ever.  That said, I wish you luck with your extreme makeover.

point 1 - congratulations, so am i.

point 2 - yes i am not in your league when it comes to sucking cocks.

[johnnynoname]

I am certain that I have been hit on by more girls in the last year than you have.  I am educated, employed, healthy, and very in shape (compared to you).  I do not have to “get ready” or wait “5 months.”  Based on your photos it appears you have been out of shape for many more months than you would care to admit.  We have a saying where I come from, “don’t hang your hat where you can’t reach.”  

You are not in my league.  And you never will be.  Not five months from now… not ever.  That said, I wish you luck with your extreme makeover.

even if I was "friendly" with FatPanda I would still say he got owned here by BayGBM

[Fatpanda]

even if I was "friendly" with FatPanda I would still say he got owned here by BayGBM

you are in bays league when i comes to sucking cocks.

[BayGBM]

you are in bays league when i comes to sucking cocks.

Can you even see your cock anymore? 

[johnnynoname]

you are in bays league when i comes to sucking cocks.

how so?  I'm straight...... you need to stop making assumptions and start hitting the treadmill, Skinny

[_bruce_]

Bay is way more clever than Panda.

[Victor VonDoom]

I am certain that I have been hit on by more girls in the last year than you have.  I am educated, employed, healthy, and very in shape (compared to you).  I do not have to “get ready” or wait “5 months.”  Based on your photos it appears you have been out of shape for many more months than you would care to admit.  We have a saying where I come from, “don’t hang your hat where you can’t reach.”  

You are not in my league.  And you never will be.  Not five months from now… not ever.  That said, I wish you luck with your extreme makeover.

Ouch!  This is getting good.  Bah ha ha ha ha

Doom is amused!

[The Showstoppa]

haha, Bay kicking Panda around too......

[FREAKgeek]

This thread needs more richard

[Parker]

I am certain that I have been hit on by more girls in the last year than you have.  I am educated, employed, healthy, and very in shape (compared to you).  I do not have to “get ready” or wait “5 months.”  Based on your photos it appears you have been out of shape for many more months than you would care to admit.  We have a saying where I come from, “don’t hang your hat where you can’t reach.”  

You are not in my league.  And you never will be.  Not five months from now… not ever.  That said, I wish you luck with your extreme makeover.

Gawd Damn, you see, this was a textbook ownage:

Step one, list  one's positives. Step 2, list the others negatives. Step 3, further bury that person, with a slight deflect of humiliation. Step 4, offer a pillow for them to land on.

[Earl1972]

i watched them on espn to learn proper form on exercises

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[Cy Tolliver]

traci lords shes hot

[Captain Equipoise]

Me in university to a girl (in a cafeteria): were you ever in shape?

Girl (cute, in shape): round is a shape   

ended up dating her for 2 years, heh but that line cracked me up

big LOL @ all these hollywood fitness tapes, how many of them come with required blow and clen to achieve hollywood body ?

[Parker]

traci lords shes hot

Hot and Dead, correct?

[Captain Equipoise]

I am certain that I have been hit on by more girls in the last year than you have.  I am educated, employed, healthy, and very in shape (compared to you).  I do not have to “get ready” or wait “5 months.”  Based on your photos it appears you have been out of shape for many more months than you would care to admit.  We have a saying where I come from, “don’t hang your hat where you can’t reach.”  

You are not in my league.  And you never will be.  Not five months from now… not ever.  That said, I wish you luck with your extreme makeover.

Bravo! that was textbook..

[Fatpanda]

how so?  I'm straight...... you need to stop making assumptions and start hitting the treadmill, Skinny

sure you are, thats why you wear makeup and suck cock 

[Fatpanda]

and what the fuck do you all mean bay owned me ?

bays own father is ashamed of his cock sucking ways.

my father is proud.

bay is intelligent ? yes so intelligent he cannot fathom that his choice of cock worshipping will lead to the end of his genetic line.

bay is successful ? yes so successful he can lure a man from a bush in a public park into a public toilet to play the old african roulette a.k.a. sex without a condom.

your homosexual pandering makes me sick getbig. 

[kevinf]

haha, Bay kicking Panda around too......

LMFAO! bay owning that fat retard fat panda

[willl]

all bay is owning is severe chronic hemroids on a dilated gaped-out anal canal

in other words, id rather be fat than a fagget
you can work off the fat, but the fag stays for life

remember this kids, you're bending over for a ghay dude here

[Nails]

Hot and Dead, correct?

She is very much alive and sucking dick out there somewhere right now

[Deicide]

She is very much alive and sucking dick out there somewhere right now

That is a hot whore. Who is she?

[Nails]

That is a hot whore. Who is she?

Tracy lords,

At the age of 15, she was living with her mother's ex-boyfriend, Roger. Posing as her stepfather, he helped her respond to classified ads requesting models. Using a fake ID provided by Roger that stated she was 20 rather than 15,  she started in the porn industry with Jim South at the World Modeling Agency in Sherman Oaks, under the name Kristie Elizabeth Nussman