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Best Self Ownage Getbig Quotes of all time
« on: July 23, 2012, 07:42:30 AM »
Please add as you can remember so we can keep a log for future reference

Its only gay if you want it to be  - Bob Chick

Anal Sex is like a deep tissue massage - Candizzle

I once carried a 600 pound stone 30ft - KegDrainer

My girlfriend wants to try a strapon on me - Ukgold

Me and my wife waited until our wedding night to have sex because we wanted it to be special - BigCyp

Myself and Booty broke up 3 times in 3 months but have never met face to face - Will Grant

The police came at me with 10 attack dogs and 10 men and I fought them all off - SuckMyMuscle

I have a husband named Queen Vissy - Goodrum (if someone can remember the chocolate quote he had on myspace)

I jacked off while my friend watched - Flinstones

It's impossible for me to get below 250lbs - Tom Prince

Nobody is going to tell me where to post - Chick

Oatmeal and Sweet potatoes is the key to getting ripped, celebs like usher use this secret - Pat Banya and Young Ho

DP is a little vanilla, dont you think? - Ripitupbaby

I spilled over - Jaejonna

I dont brush my teeth,too many calories - Candizzle

I have extensive business interests in Dubai, India - Matt T

That's just a fat pussy - Squadfather

At my hardcore gym one of the older npc competitors and are are takling, he asks me if i'm a pro-absurd LOL - I don't have either the genetics or the interest in drugs to be there but hey it still felt good - Pumpster

Last Wed or Thursday nite after the gym in shorts and sleeveless T, just getting off my bike to shop at a store. Two cute latinas just about to get in a car. The one I like i throw a compliment, she immediately returns it in spades. Good for the ego even though i have plenty of weight to lose - Pumpster

Drugs are just the finishing touch - Bob Chick

I hate fags - Billy Mimnaugh

Hot summer weather on the roads here on my bike...sun beating down, sweaty, arms pumped in a sleeveless T post-workout, swig ice-water at stop lights. Such is the uniform when it's over 100 F/40C.

And dammit i'm getting tired of cute girls whistling, yelling nice ass or nice tan out of car windows or taking pics..I want to be loved for my mind. - Pumpster

 thats a several thousand dollar bunny suit, bitches. custom made by a famous l.a. designer. the photo was the last in a photo shoot i was the subject of, a photo shoot shot by a porn STAR who is well paid, well known, and who is also an astrophysicist that helped buiild the playstation, playstation 2, and a new smart t.v. yet to come out on the market that he built with an internal harddrrive, voice recognition and hand-motion controlled features.this guy, with his beloved and treasured donny darko inspired bunny suit, begged mne to pose for this.. and so voilą - Tbombz

I have jewellery, a website and a radio show - Derek Anthony

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Re: Best Self Ownage Getbig Quotes of all time
« Reply #1 on: July 23, 2012, 07:44:29 AM »
"I jacked off while my friend watched"- Flinstones

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Re: Best Self Ownage Getbig Quotes of all time
« Reply #2 on: July 23, 2012, 07:46:36 AM »
"I jacked off while my friend watched"- Flinstones

ah yes, i forgot this one, added

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Re: Best Self Ownage Getbig Quotes of all time
« Reply #3 on: July 23, 2012, 07:46:52 AM »
The pyramids were built by aliens.    -gh15
I use the same needle for 100+ injections.    -gh15
I have seen the actual defense plans for nuclear attack.    -gh15
500 mg a day of Anadrol is common for pros.    -gh15
Mike O'Hearn can not squat 315 for reps.    -gh15
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Re: Best Self Ownage Getbig Quotes of all time
« Reply #4 on: July 23, 2012, 07:48:19 AM »
Please add as you can remember so we can keep a log for future reference

Its only gay if you want it to be  - Bob Chick

Anal Sex is like a deep tissue massage - Candizzle

I once carried a 600 pound stone 30ft - KegDrainer

My girlfriend wants to try a strapon on me - Ukgold

Me and my wife waited until our wedding night to have sex because we wanted it to be special - BigCyp

Myself and Booty broke up 3 times in 3 months but have never met face to face - Will Grant

The police came at me with 10 attack dogs and 10 men and I fought them all off - SuckMyMuscle

I have a husband named Queen Vissy - Goodrum (if someone can remember the chocolate quote he had on myspace)

I jacked off while my friend watched - Flinstones

Hahaha you bastard  ;D

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Re: Best Self Ownage Getbig Quotes of all time
« Reply #5 on: July 23, 2012, 07:49:47 AM »
I grabbed the bar with 500lbs loaded on it and set it back on the bench. -suckmymuscle

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Re: Best Self Ownage Getbig Quotes of all time
« Reply #6 on: July 23, 2012, 07:50:04 AM »
The police came at me with 10 attack dogs and 10 men and I fought them all off - SuckMyMuscle

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Re: Best Self Ownage Getbig Quotes of all time
« Reply #7 on: July 23, 2012, 07:52:06 AM »
Hahaha you bastard  ;D

couldnt resist  ;D 

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Re: Best Self Ownage Getbig Quotes of all time
« Reply #8 on: July 23, 2012, 07:54:08 AM »
They all lied to grab the all-so-precious attention of the getbig community. Only the SMM quote is true.

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Re: Best Self Ownage Getbig Quotes of all time
« Reply #9 on: July 23, 2012, 07:55:33 AM »
couldnt resist  ;D 

Try resisting double D cups for over 12 months until the wedding night hahahaha

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Re: Best Self Ownage Getbig Quotes of all time
« Reply #10 on: July 23, 2012, 08:02:40 AM »
"I"m getting bigger and bigger every day, and I'm going to own that old man Groink" ....

-The filthy gypsy Sevastase

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Re: Best Self Ownage Getbig Quotes of all time
« Reply #11 on: July 23, 2012, 08:08:33 AM »
"life is like a twinkie, you never know whats inside"?

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Re: Best Self Ownage Getbig Quotes of all time
« Reply #12 on: July 23, 2012, 08:15:09 AM »
"I"m getting bigger and bigger every day, and I'm going to own that old man Groink" ....

-The filthy gypsy Sevastase

Maybe he was photoshopping the pics gradually each day?

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Re: Best Self Ownage Getbig Quotes of all time
« Reply #13 on: July 23, 2012, 08:17:03 AM »
"I"m getting bigger and bigger every day, and I'm going to own that old man Groink" ....

-The filthy gypsy Sevastase

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Re: Best Self Ownage Getbig Quotes of all time
« Reply #14 on: July 23, 2012, 08:19:13 AM »
It's impossible for me to get below 250lbs - TP
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Re: Best Self Ownage Getbig Quotes of all time
« Reply #15 on: July 23, 2012, 08:22:36 AM »

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« Reply #16 on: July 23, 2012, 08:25:07 AM »
The pyramids were built by aliens.    -gh15
I use the same needle for 100+ injections.    -gh15
I have seen the actual defense plans for nuclear attack.    -gh15
500 mg a day of Anadrol is common for pros.    -gh15
Mike O'Hearn can not squat 315 for reps.    -gh15


Good call on the Tom Prince one, the gh15 ones I count as trollance

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Re: Best Self Ownage Getbig Quotes of all time
« Reply #17 on: July 23, 2012, 08:26:12 AM »
"life is like a twinkie, you never know whats inside"?

Wasnt it something like "life is like a twinkie, hard on the outside but soft and beautiful on the inside"?

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Re: Best Self Ownage Getbig Quotes of all time
« Reply #18 on: July 23, 2012, 08:27:37 AM »
i dont know anymore, vince?

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Re: Best Self Ownage Getbig Quotes of all time
« Reply #19 on: July 23, 2012, 08:28:54 AM »
i dont know anymore, vince?

If Keith was here he would have posted the screen capture by now   :'(

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Re: Best Self Ownage Getbig Quotes of all time
« Reply #20 on: July 23, 2012, 08:32:41 AM »
Some more I remembered

Nobody is going to tell me where to post - Chick

Oatmeal and Sweet potatoes is the key to getting ripped, celebs like usher use this secret - Pat Banya and Young Ho

DP is a little vanilla, dont you think? - Ripitupbaby

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Re: Best Self Ownage Getbig Quotes of all time
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Re: Best Self Ownage Getbig Quotes of all time
« Reply #22 on: July 23, 2012, 08:50:27 AM »
Epic Quotes Army!

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Re: Best Self Ownage Getbig Quotes of all time
« Reply #23 on: July 23, 2012, 08:51:45 AM »
 ;D

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Re: Best Self Ownage Getbig Quotes of all time
« Reply #24 on: July 23, 2012, 09:00:44 AM »
"I spilled over" - Jaejonna