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yo momma jokes
« on: November 03, 2006, 10:31:26 PM »
anyone knows of any good ones?
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Re: yo momma jokes
« Reply #1 on: November 03, 2006, 11:22:44 PM »
your mamma's so old her memories are in black and white!  >:(
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Re: yo momma jokes
« Reply #2 on: November 04, 2006, 12:28:42 AM »
Your mama so fat,after I banged her I rolled over twice..and I was still on top of her.
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Re: yo momma jokes
« Reply #3 on: November 04, 2006, 10:29:40 AM »
Your family is so fat I threw a rock through your window and it hit eveyone in the house.
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Re: yo momma jokes
« Reply #4 on: November 04, 2006, 10:33:50 AM »
Your mommas so fat, she went to the playground and played see-saw with Candidate.
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Re: yo momma jokes
« Reply #5 on: November 04, 2006, 10:39:26 AM »
Yo Momma so fat....she wore a red dress and everyone started to yell "YO, KOOLAID!"

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Re: yo momma jokes
« Reply #6 on: November 04, 2006, 10:41:38 AM »
Yo moma is so fat that she gave Earl1972 his first lay a few years ago.
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Re: yo momma jokes
« Reply #7 on: November 04, 2006, 11:02:47 AM »
yo momma's so old she remembers when yo momma jokes were actually funny
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Re: yo momma jokes
« Reply #8 on: November 04, 2006, 11:51:14 AM »
Yo Momma's so fat her belt size is the equator
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Re: yo momma jokes
« Reply #9 on: November 04, 2006, 10:18:19 PM »


Your mama so fat,she jumped up into the air and got stuck!
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Re: yo momma jokes
« Reply #10 on: November 04, 2006, 10:23:02 PM »
From the movie Bebe's Kids: 

Yo momma's so stupid she thought a quarterback was change.

Yo momma's so stupid they told her it was chilly outside so she went and got a bowl.   
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Re: yo momma jokes
« Reply #11 on: November 04, 2006, 10:30:11 PM »
yo mama's so fat she fell in love...






















...and broke it.
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Re: yo momma jokes
« Reply #12 on: November 05, 2006, 12:03:36 AM »
some of you got these jokes from nutty professor 1 when eddie murphy starts dissin that other guy...lol
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Re: yo momma jokes
« Reply #13 on: November 05, 2006, 12:04:57 AM »
Quote from: the shadow on November 05, 2006, 12:03:36 AM
some of you got these jokes from nutty professor 1 when eddie murphy starts dissin that other guy...lol

I made mine up, even if it is dumb, its mine bitch 8)
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Re: yo momma jokes
« Reply #14 on: November 05, 2006, 01:07:42 AM »
I stole mine from Larry the cable guy.
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Re: yo momma jokes
« Reply #15 on: November 05, 2006, 02:05:59 PM »
Quote from: jumpstart on November 03, 2006, 10:31:26 PM
anyone knows of any good ones?
YO MOMMA'S SOOOOOOO HOT..........








  STAN McQuay...........FUCKED HER INSTEAD OF YOU !!!!!!! ;D
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Re: yo momma jokes
« Reply #16 on: November 06, 2006, 03:57:53 AM »
Your momma is so fat, her picture weighs 10lbs.
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Re: yo momma jokes
« Reply #17 on: November 12, 2006, 06:39:29 PM »
Yo mama so dumb, in high school when her English teacher told her to do an Essay, she went out and f#cked a Mexican.
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Re: yo momma jokes
« Reply #18 on: November 12, 2006, 07:58:40 PM »
Quote from: danielson on November 04, 2006, 10:33:50 AM
Your mommas so fat, she went to the playground and played see-saw with Candidate.
aaaaaaaahahahaha!
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