Goatboy.....
couple of questions.....
1) Is the cat not allowed anywhere in the house?
2) Does the cat go up on furniture, beds, or counter tops?
3) Does the wife give the cats more affection than she does to you?
4) Do the cats ever meow at you or come up to you for food?
5) How old are they?
6) What are the real names of the cats?