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Karl Kox

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Texas Rangers May Sign Sammy Sosa
« on: January 16, 2007, 08:07:45 AM »
He played for them in 1989, and hit one home run.   He was traded by our wonderful George Bush.   He took a year off since 2oo5.

I live in Dallas and hope they do not sign him, because it will just be a reminder that they traded him in 89 and then he went on to hit almost 600 homeruns.
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Re: Texas Rangers May Sign Sammy Sosa
« Reply #1 on: January 17, 2007, 04:42:01 AM »
He took 5+ years to start doin anything after 89 though, what they really need to win is Walker Texas Ranger, now there is the best god damn guy out there.

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Re: Texas Rangers May Sign Sammy Sosa
« Reply #2 on: January 17, 2007, 06:08:28 AM »
He hit nearly 600 homeruns but what did the Cubs ever do? NOTHING!
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Re: Texas Rangers May Sign Sammy Sosa
« Reply #3 on: January 17, 2007, 10:30:54 AM »
i thought he retired. 

he never was that good anyway
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Re: Texas Rangers May Sign Sammy Sosa
« Reply #4 on: January 17, 2007, 11:00:51 AM »
Doesn't have the same bat speed when there was no gear controversy.  He will strike out a lot killing rallys as well, and is a serious liability on D.  If they sign him, he'd better be DH. 
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Re: Texas Rangers May Sign Sammy Sosa
« Reply #5 on: January 17, 2007, 07:42:33 PM »
He'll have a fun at arlington.
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Re: Texas Rangers May Sign Sammy Sosa
« Reply #6 on: January 18, 2007, 01:11:37 PM »
Quote from: Camel  Jockey on January 17, 2007, 07:42:33 PM
He'll have a fun at arlington.

Nah, he couldn't hit at Camden Yards.
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Re: Texas Rangers May Sign Sammy Sosa
« Reply #7 on: January 18, 2007, 08:15:24 PM »
Quote from: bmacsys on January 18, 2007, 01:11:37 PM
Nah, he couldn't hit at Camden Yards.

But this will be a fresh start for him and Arlington is probably the best hitter's park there is next to Coors.
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Re: Texas Rangers May Sign Sammy Sosa
« Reply #8 on: January 19, 2007, 09:08:37 PM »
Quote from: Camel  Jockey on January 18, 2007, 08:15:24 PM
But this will be a fresh start for him and Arlington is probably the best hitter's park there is next to Coors.

Offense is way down in Coors field since they started freezing the baseballs.
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Re: Texas Rangers May Sign Sammy Sosa
« Reply #9 on: January 19, 2007, 09:10:39 PM »
Quote from: bmacsys on January 19, 2007, 09:08:37 PM
Offense is way down in Coors field since they started freezing the baseballs.
i dont know much about baseball why would they freeze the balls
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Re: Texas Rangers May Sign Sammy Sosa
« Reply #10 on: January 19, 2007, 09:15:08 PM »
Maybe they will resign Juan Gone too!
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Re: Texas Rangers May Sign Sammy Sosa
« Reply #11 on: January 19, 2007, 09:59:43 PM »
Quote from: RUDE BUOY on January 19, 2007, 09:10:39 PM
i dont know much about baseball why would they freeze the balls

Coors field is 6,000 feet above see level and a baseball travels 15% farther than at see level. Freezing the balls counteracted this.
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Re: Texas Rangers May Sign Sammy Sosa
« Reply #12 on: January 19, 2007, 10:01:09 PM »
Quote from: bmacsys on January 19, 2007, 09:59:43 PM
Coors field is 6,000 feet above see level and a baseball travels 15% farther than at see level. Freezing the balls counteracted this.
thank you good sir
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Re: Texas Rangers May Sign Sammy Sosa
« Reply #13 on: January 20, 2007, 06:13:54 AM »
fuck that overpaid, overrated,worthless piece of shit. As an Orioles fan, that douchebag was a cancer to that team in 2005. Fucking hit .221 with 16 homers and 60 rbi's. And oh by the way, got paid 16 million dollars that year for his fine performance.

Fucking wetback. He won't even make the team in Spring Training. Guaranteed, write it down.
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Re: Texas Rangers May Sign Sammy Sosa
« Reply #14 on: January 20, 2007, 10:39:54 AM »
Quote from: UPINTHEMGUTS on January 20, 2007, 06:13:54 AM
f**k that overpaid, overrated,worthless piece of shit. As an Orioles fan, that douchebag was a cancer to that team in 2005. Fucking hit .221 with 16 homers and 60 rbi's. And oh by the way, got paid 16 million dollars that year for his fine performance.

Fucking wetback. He won't even make the team in Spring Training. Guaranteed, write it down.

He is all through. Without steroids he was nothing.
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Re: Texas Rangers May Sign Sammy Sosa
« Reply #15 on: January 20, 2007, 11:32:54 AM »
Year Ag Tm  Lg  G   AB    R    H   2B 3B  HR  RBI  SB CS  BB  SO   BA   OBP   SLG

2005 36 BAL AL 102  380   39   84  15  1  14   45   1  1  39  84  .221  .295  .376


Correction on those god awful numbers on '05. It was even worse than I thought!!!

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