Odds of
ever winning the Mr. Olympia? Too tough to say. But figuring the probability of his winning this year's O is easy.
However, to demonstrate will require a
calculus of schmoeticity.
We take our cue from Paul Erdős, who not only helped further the application of probability theory, but was also a fervent lover* of grapefruit.
P(A): √: (Cal
gf)/(
δVol
kj)x(2011
pl)
Allow:
P(A) = probability of Kai winning the 2012 Mr. Olympia
√ = square root of
Cal
gf = calories in a large, undeflowered grapefruit (106)
δ(Vol
kj) x (2011
pl) = Feigenbaum’s First Constant (
δ) times the tubular volume of Kai’s junk** times his 2011 placing (352.05)
Let 0 denote ‘snowball’s chance’
Let 1 express ‘in the bag’
Hence, we arrive at what we'll term the 2012
Kai-Erdős number, namely, (.549), or slightly better than evens.
Quod erat demonstrandum.
*
Id est, he loved to eat, not to
shtup, the fruit (true story).
**Based on the Getbig Bell Curve 50%ile mark of L8D2.