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bigmc

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What happened to Big Cyp
« on: November 20, 2013, 05:06:12 AM »
Where is my gimmick big cyp?

I miss his legendary Ugandan related insults

come back cyp

I wish I could remember the password  :'(
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Re: What happened to Big Cyp
« Reply #1 on: November 20, 2013, 05:07:08 AM »
Quote from: bigmc on November 20, 2013, 05:06:12 AM
Where is my gimmick big cyp?

I miss his legendary Ugandan related insults

come back cyp

I wish I could remember the password  :'(
Its the same as the pumphard account
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Army of One

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Re: What happened to Big Cyp
« Reply #2 on: November 20, 2013, 05:11:40 AM »
Went to a Turkish Bath near Hampstead Heath, still hasn't come out, he may not be back soon.
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Re: What happened to Big Cyp
« Reply #3 on: November 20, 2013, 05:15:27 AM »
Quote from: Army of One on November 20, 2013, 05:11:40 AM
Went to a Turkish Bath near Hampstead Heath, still hasn't come out, he may not be back soon.

are you saying he is having the tbombz deep tissue massage special army?
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Re: What happened to Big Cyp
« Reply #4 on: November 20, 2013, 05:17:18 AM »
Ukjeff chased him away from getbig..i miss him  :-\
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Re: What happened to Big Cyp
« Reply #5 on: November 20, 2013, 05:18:51 AM »
Quote from: Army of One on November 20, 2013, 05:11:40 AM
Went to a Turkish Bath near Hampstead Heath, still hasn't come out, he may not be back soon.

Are you saying he has so many cocks jabbed in him that he looks like a performance art remake of Piero del Pollaiuolo's Martyrdom of Saint Sebastian?
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Re: What happened to Big Cyp
« Reply #6 on: November 20, 2013, 05:20:03 AM »
Quote from: Mensa Bob on November 20, 2013, 05:17:18 AM
Ukjeff chased him away from getbig..i miss him  :-\

are you saying that jeffs cunning use of the winking smiley at the end of his posts

to suggest he knew something you didn't

was too much for cyp to handle  ;)
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Re: What happened to Big Cyp
« Reply #7 on: November 20, 2013, 05:21:40 AM »
Quote from: bigmc on November 20, 2013, 05:20:03 AM
are you saying that jeffs cunning use of the winking smiley at the end of his posts

to suggest he knew something you didn't

was too much for cyp to handle  ;)
lol spot on  ;D
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Re: What happened to Big Cyp
« Reply #8 on: November 20, 2013, 05:22:45 AM »
Quote from: Knooger on November 20, 2013, 05:18:51 AM
Are you saying he has so many cocks jabbed in him that he looks like a performance art remake of Piero del Pollaiuolo's Martyrdom of Saint Sebastian?

what im saying is that cyps modern interpretation of the lying on a bed of nails trick involved multiple Ugandan sailors
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Re: What happened to Big Cyp
« Reply #9 on: November 20, 2013, 05:41:03 AM »
Quote from: bigmc on November 20, 2013, 05:15:27 AM
are you saying he is having the tbombz deep tissue massage special army?

What I am saying BigMc, is that "Big"Cyp has had more pricks in him than a second hand pub dartboard.
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Re: What happened to Big Cyp
« Reply #10 on: November 20, 2013, 05:54:57 AM »
His wife got advice from Cswole's wife.
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bigmc

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Re: What happened to Big Cyp
« Reply #11 on: November 20, 2013, 05:58:04 AM »
cyp is currently going through customs he will be back shortly
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Re: What happened to Big Cyp
« Reply #12 on: November 20, 2013, 06:04:42 AM »
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Re: What happened to Big Cyp
« Reply #13 on: November 20, 2013, 06:08:20 AM »
Business trip to Dubai followed by a safari, will return shortly and set things right around here.
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Re: What happened to Big Cyp
« Reply #14 on: November 20, 2013, 06:10:32 AM »
Is flying back from the USA after 72 hour tense negotiations with Ron to free Shizzo from Timeout
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Re: What happened to Big Cyp
« Reply #15 on: November 20, 2013, 06:10:55 AM »
Quote from: Hulkotron on November 20, 2013, 06:08:20 AM
Business trip to Dubai followed by a safari, will return shortly and set things right around here.

yes he is much missed

one of the few people on here that can genuinely make me laugh out loud
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Re: What happened to Big Cyp
« Reply #16 on: November 20, 2013, 06:13:19 AM »
He's on a business trip selling Tupperware and sex toys to housewives and bodybuilders in Arkansas.
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Re: What happened to Big Cyp
« Reply #17 on: November 20, 2013, 06:34:45 AM »
Got caught driving his neighbors Audi.
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Re: What happened to Big Cyp
« Reply #18 on: November 20, 2013, 06:35:56 AM »
Quote from: CalvinH on November 20, 2013, 06:34:45 AM
Got caught driving his neighbors Audi.

 ;D

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Re: What happened to Big Cyp
« Reply #19 on: November 20, 2013, 06:40:37 AM »
Currently in Uganda taking semen samples for a secret alien race that wants to colonize URANUS with sailor clones then build it into a mega vacation resort for the uber wealthy .. like a new version of Eden for Adam and Evan.
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Re: What happened to Big Cyp
« Reply #20 on: November 20, 2013, 06:50:18 AM »
Quote from: Cleanest Natural on November 20, 2013, 06:40:37 AM
Currently in Uganda taking semen samples for a secret alien race that wants to colonize URANUS with sailor clones then build it into a mega vacation resort for the uber wealthy .. like a new version of Eden for Adam and Evan.

A tinge of homosexual about this post, can't quite put my finger on it
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Re: What happened to Big Cyp
« Reply #21 on: November 20, 2013, 06:51:29 AM »
Quote from: Army of One on November 20, 2013, 06:50:18 AM
A tinge of homosexual about this post, can't quite put my finger on it

alien abductions always seem to feature anal probing

sound like these aliens stem from uganda
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Re: What happened to Big Cyp
« Reply #22 on: November 20, 2013, 06:53:45 AM »
Quote from: Army of One on November 20, 2013, 06:50:18 AM
A tinge of homosexual about this post, can't quite put my finger on it
Fuck off! I'll fucking fight you name the place and time .. hell I'll even wressle you if you are big and hairy.. you are one of those faggets that see gay in every post .. you deserve to be submitted! Just name the place.. we'll do it old scool like in antiquity naked and oiled up so your bitsch ass won't have anything to grab onto.. fucking sissy!
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Re: What happened to Big Cyp
« Reply #23 on: November 20, 2013, 07:03:14 AM »
Quote from: CalvinH on November 20, 2013, 06:34:45 AM
Got caught driving his neighbors Audi.

Lolll!
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Re: What happened to Big Cyp
« Reply #24 on: November 20, 2013, 07:12:12 AM »
Quote from: Cleanest Natural on November 20, 2013, 06:53:45 AM
Fuck off! I'll fucking fight you name the place and time .. hell I'll even wressle you if you are big and hairy.. you are one of those faggets that see gay in every post .. you deserve to be submitted! Just name the place.. we'll do it old scool like in antiquity naked and oiled up so your bitsch ass won't have anything to grab onto.. fucking sissy!

In his defense the first time l read it I thought it sounded slightly homosexual, but after reading it again it appears to be on the up and up.
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