Author Topic: Britains biggest tanner, girl tans 1 hr a day (Read 4847 times)

Army of One · « **on:** October 17, 2014, 01:03:21 PM »

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2796833/is-hannah-ultimate-tanorexic-19-yr-old-obsessed-getting-perfect-glow-splashes-1-000-month-sunbed-sessions-using-four-different-salons-day.html

TrueGrit · « **Reply #1 on:** October 17, 2014, 01:04:33 PM »

At least that's an hour out of McDonald's

Svengoolie · « **Reply #2 on:** October 17, 2014, 01:08:34 PM »

Army of One · « **Reply #3 on:** October 17, 2014, 01:10:28 PM »

Quote from: TrueGrit on October 17, 2014, 01:04:33 PM

At least that's an hour out of McDonald's

Shame about the other 23

TrueGrit · « **Reply #4 on:** October 17, 2014, 01:13:21 PM »

Quote from: Army of One on October 17, 2014, 01:10:28 PM

Shame about the other 23

19 going on 46.

Redux · « **Reply #5 on:** October 17, 2014, 02:36:01 PM »

offseason, clearly offseason

Nails · « **Reply #6 on:** October 17, 2014, 02:36:47 PM »

uk Slob

Automation · « **Reply #7 on:** October 17, 2014, 02:36:59 PM »

Keep going carcass. When you think about it, she is actually doing the world a favour by trying her hardest to die from cancer.

Pray_4_War · « **Reply #8 on:** October 17, 2014, 02:49:28 PM »

19? Hahahahaha!

denarii · « **Reply #9 on:** October 17, 2014, 02:52:41 PM »

which getbigger is she the sister of?

funk51 · « **Reply #10 on:** October 17, 2014, 03:27:06 PM »

Quote from: Army of One on October 17, 2014, 01:10:28 PM

Shame about the other 23

ain't that snotty one of the jersey shore tramps....

TEMPER · « **Reply #11 on:** October 17, 2014, 03:41:10 PM »

Is melanotan 2 really that big of a secret to these utter retards...

240 is Back · « **Reply #12 on:** October 17, 2014, 03:49:17 PM »

why is he front butt so big?

TrueGrit · « **Reply #13 on:** October 17, 2014, 03:55:51 PM »

Quote from: 240 is Back on October 17, 2014, 03:49:17 PM

why is he front butt so big?

Thinning on top, accelerated decrepitude, front bottom back to front. This bitch must have the tanning salons punching the walls seeing her in the papers.

polychronopolous · « **Reply #14 on:** October 17, 2014, 03:57:01 PM »

She looks lopsided.

That_Dude · « **Reply #15 on:** October 17, 2014, 03:59:45 PM »

Thread title delivers however when I read "biggest" I thought in terms of time spent tanning not the physical size of this beast. Would not hit

Nails · « **Reply #16 on:** October 17, 2014, 04:00:39 PM »

Lustral · « **Reply #17 on:** October 17, 2014, 04:04:36 PM »

Quote from: TEMPER on October 17, 2014, 03:41:10 PM

Is melanotan 2 really that big of a secret to these utter retards...

Yup. Anyone who has seen my pics here knows i am dark enough to be an ebola suspect yet I don't do sunbeds. Fucking retards.

She'd be better off taking ten anadrol a day to get jaundice. Least she might get some muscle lifting burgers.