Doctor sedates woman, ejaculates on her face.

[WalterWhite]

Well, that is what they quoted him, so I assume so.

He said it he's an idiot.

[240 is Back]

According to the NY Post, Newman told police officers who questioned him, "I treated that woman in the ER for shoulder pain... I am embarrassed because I wacked off in the lounge, and it was possible that the ejaculate may have gone from my hands to the woman’s blanket... Semen may have also transferred from my hand to her face during the time I treated her."

I'm sure the same king of misunderstanding will happen to him in prison.

[drkaje]

Dr Wankenstein should have used proper hand washing technique.

[Fortress]

After a while, you see who the common denominator is.

Exactly. Just like with the filthy Moozies and all the terror tragedies the world over.

Love the doc suggesting his beating of his meat in the lounge resulted in this broad having spooge on her face.

Classic. Guy's a hero.

[Pray_4_War]

Why didn't he just clean up the jizz?

He would have gotten away with it.

[Taffin]

Exactly. Just like with the filthy Moozies and all the terror tragedies the world over.

Love the doc suggesting his beating of his meat in the lounge resulted in this broad having spooge on her face.

Classic. Guy's a hero.

Ha ha @ spooge   - "Now there's a word I haven't heard in a long, long time..."

[drkaje]

Why didn't he just clean up the jizz?

He would have gotten away with it.

He was proud of that jizz!

[Pray_4_War]

He was proud of that jizz!

"Pride goeth before destruction, and an haughty spirit before a fall". -Proverbs 16:18

Just skeet on her face and wipe it off with a little wet-nap.  Foolish Doctor.

[drkaje]

"Pride goeth before destruction, and an haughty spirit before a fall". -Proverbs 16:18

Just skeet on her face and wipe it off with a little wet-nap.  Foolish Doctor.

Wasted his seed upon her face, LOL!

[SF1900]

Exactly. Just like with the filthy Moozies and all the terror tragedies the world over.

Love the doc suggesting his beating of his meat in the lounge resulted in this broad having spooge on her face.

Classic. Guy's a hero.

The thing I don't get is this:

Most lounges in hospital areas are public, i.e., they are either shared by staff or open to the public. So, why the hell was he masturbating in a public place? This would still get him fired from his job and possibly his licensed removed.

[Fortress]

The thing I don't get is this:

Most lounges in hospital areas are public, i.e., they are either shared by staff or open to the public. So, why the hell was he masturbating in a public place? This would still get him fired from his job and possibly his licensed removed.

The workplace must be inclusive. To deny a wackmaster his delights would be intolerant. That day the good doctor identified his cock as a cumcannon.

[240 is Back]

He could have come* up with a better excuse.   "I discovered my own jizm was a great face cream for anti-wrinkling, so I would keep it handy*".

Or maybe, just blame obamacare.  If there's ONE palin or trump supporter on that jury, he's getting off*.




*no puns intended

[drkaje]

Rob,

As a dyslexic, I feel compelled to believe this entire incident may have been a simple misreading CMS' policy on outcome measures.

Doctor Wankenstein took matters into his own hands to provide patient satisfaction.

[lilhawk1]

The workplace must be inclusive. To deny a wackmaster his delights would be intolerant. That day the good doctor identified his cock as a cumcannon.

Lol.

[Pet shop boys]

Talk about throwing away all your life.

All those years preparing, all those years studying to become a doctor, all those years working as a doctor, all for naught.

Gone with but one bust of semen.

just think the times he did it without getting caught ....most female patients of his must be soaping their faces after the scandal



WooSSHHHHH  BWAHHHHHHH

[drkaje]

just think the times he did it without getting caught ....most female patients of his must be soaping their faces after the scandal



WooSSHHHHH  BWAHHHHHHH

You think it was only females?

[240 is Back]

a *truly* brilliant doctor would have secretly worked permission into the paperwork, in case he ever got caught.

We all sign those waivers with many paragraphs of legalese.   One little line with "I hereby give permission for medical professionals to administer organic skin treatment when deemed necessary using any means available and relinquish all legal and criminal claims".

Boom.   Permission to bust nut on face while snoozing, and just grin and shrug when they get caught. 

[drkaje]

a *truly* brilliant doctor would have secretly worked permission into the paperwork, in case he ever got caught.

We all sign those waivers with many paragraphs of legalese.   One little line with "I hereby give permission for medical professionals to administer organic skin treatment when deemed necessary using any means available and relinquish all legal and criminal claims".

Boom.   Permission to bust nut on face while snoozing, and just grin and shrug when they get caught. 

Informed cumscent!

[Fortress]

Informed cumscent!

This thread is gold.

[240 is Back]

Informed cumscent!

maybe even find a way to charge the client for it.   Getting paid to bust on them.  That's gangster.

[drkaje]

maybe even find a way to charge the client for it.   Getting paid to bust on them.  That's gangster.

Everyone had better check EOBs for Cream of meat, LOL!

[Taffin]

Rob,

As a dyslexic, I feel compelled to believe this entire incident may have been a simple misreading CMS' policy on outcome measures.

Doctor Wankenstein took matters into his own hands to provide patient satisfaction.

[drkaje]

I appreciate you taking the time to find someone named Jake.

[The Abdominal Snoman]

Did a medical doctor actually use the phrase "wacked off"

So he is a Getbigger after all

[FREAKgeek]

"Did you ejaculate on her?"

"Nah, I was wacking off in the lounge. I just didn't wash up properly."

"Oh, ok."