Suckmymuscle tribute thread

[Twaddle]

Saw this video today.  Sucky was, without a doubt, one of the most entertaining members.  He definitely had some great threads. 

[Kwon]

With Candidizzle

[_bruce_]

 

[Hulkotron]

 

[Wiggs]

I remember going on a 10 page argument regarding the word dummy vs. dumbie. Anyway, I ended up being right. This sob had the thread deleted. Lololol

[Chadwick The Beta]

I remember going on a 10 page argument regarding the word dummy vs. dumbie. Anyway, I ended up being right. This sob had the thread deleted. Lololol

The original Suck My Muscle was black.  FACT!

[nicorulez]

The original Suck My Muscle was black.  FACT!

Chadwick enlighten us miscreants. Sucky was the biggest Dorian cheerleader on her behind only ND. He hated Ronnie Coleman. You sure about that allegation.

[Chadwick The Beta]

Chadwick enlighten us miscreants. Sucky was the biggest Dorian cheerleader on her behind only ND. He hated Ronnie Coleman. You sure about that allegation.

It is a reference to Milton's steadfast assertion that the original Hebrews were black.

[el numero uno]

LOL

Suckmymuscle was an odd fella. He would usually make some controversial claims like being a natty close to 300 pounds with abs, genius level IQ, rich, etc.

It seems like he comes from a wealthy family, other that that, his claims were bullshit.

[Chadwick The Beta]

LOL

Suckmymuscle was an odd fella. He would usually make some controversial claims like being a natty close to 300 pounds with abs, genius level IQ, rich, etc.

It seems like he comes from a wealthy family, other that that, his claims were bullshit.

He also claimed a 600 lb bench press, and that he once broke a German Shepherd's back with his bare hands.

[el numero uno]

He also claimed a 600 lb bench press, and that he once broke a German Shepherd's back with his bare hands.

Hahaha yes, I remember that. Breaking a dog's spine, lol, he had a few loose screws.

[Kwon]

LOL

Suckmymuscle was an odd fella. He would usually make some controversial claims like being a natty close to 300 pounds with abs, genius level IQ, rich, etc.

It seems like he comes from a wealthy family, other that that, his claims were bullshit.

He was in some Mensa-like club if i remember correctly (Sigma Society?) so i can believe his claims regarding his IQ.

His EQ on the other hand...

Martial Artist and Michael Jackson-dancer as well.

[Irongrip400]

He was exposed as a pedo right, and owned into oblivion by Onemorerep?

[Earl1972]

he said i was the reason he registered on getbig, i also pointed out his german shepherd spine breaking post when it originally went unnoticed

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[el numero uno]

Saw this video today.  Sucky was, without a doubt, one of the most entertaining members.  He definitely had some great threads.  

Too bad I don't understand spoken Portuguese. The automatic subtitles kinda help (they're not perfect thou) and I have a grasp of what's going on.

- SMM introduces himself as a chess player with a Guinness record for playing blind against a bunch of other players.
- He mentions he's the autor of several papers in finances, education, technology, etc.
- He introduces an AI for automated investment called Saturno V.
- He claims a annual ROI of 46% on average.
- He asks for 500k reais (USD 124k) for 10% of the "company".
- The sharks don't understand how his system works.
- The 2 women seem to think he's a bullshitter and ask a lot of questions.
- One of the sharks calls him out because the CMV (Exchange and Securities Commission of Brazil) banned SMM from managing other people's money in 2013.
- SMM reponds by saying that he's just selling part of his investment software, therefore he's not violating the CMV norms.
- One shark offers the 500k reais for 25% of the "company". SMM counter offer is 10.09%. The shark says there's no deal.
- No one else is interested. They seem to think he's a cheat.

[el numero uno]

lol there you have it. The CMV suspended Hindemburg Melao in 2013. Suckmymuscle is a conman.

https://www.infomoney.com.br/onde-investir/fundos-de-investimento/noticia/2653444/cvm-determina-suspensao-fundo-investimento-saturno

[OneMoreRep]

Saw this video today.  Sucky was, without a doubt, one of the most entertaining members.  He definitely had some great threads. 

Well, at least he tried to pitch an idea, although it was a smokescreen without enough proof to justify such a generous investment.

That dude will keep resurfacing. At the end, they were dogging him about the whole playing chess blindfolded.

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[chaos]

He was exposed as a pedo right, and owned into oblivion by Onemorerep?

Not a pedo, an animal "lover". Something about chickens and if an egg can fit.....

I've been corrected, definitely had some pedo inspired posts.

[MAXX]

wasn't he 500+ bench presser and 300lbs+ bw or something like that?

Wow... Looks like he could skid between raindrops. Absolutely brutal 13 inch arms.

[Hulkotron]

One of the more legendary outings in Getbig history.

[Earl1972]

wasn't he 500+ bench presser and 300lbs+ bw or something like that?

Wow... Looks like he could skid between raindrops. Absolutely brutal 13 inch arms.

he said he was 6'5 and 280 lbs

i also remember an incident at a gym where the swat team had to be called in fort lauderdale, though a simple google search without a police report proved that to be false immediately

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[HTexan]

What was his idea of shark tank? 

[Kwon]

He was exposed as a pedo right, and owned into oblivion by Onemorerep?

Pillowtalk was the pederasti

[FitnessFrenzy]

SMM is similar to self proclaimed guru and charlatan Sevastase. Maybe they can start a business together?

[tommywishbone]