Pencil Neck

[bhank]

haha x2

We both know my legs are bigger than yours so what are you haha about?

[joswift]

We both know my legs are bigger than yours so what are you haha about?

Brian you look like a fucking flamingo

You are trying to tell people those thighs are 25 inches

[chaos]

What lie about my bicep? I do not have an injured bicep. My biceps strict curled 167lbs

joswift pulled 3 or 4 quotes where you talked about your bicep injury and surgery. You might want to rethink this statement.

[chaos]

Both legs have teardrops and separation something you have never had and never will have

Teardrops and separation? That's bone and tendons right there!

[joswift]

joswift pulled 3 or 4 quotes where you talked about your bicep injury and surgery. You might want to rethink this statement.

To Brian it never happened now

People like Brian can pass lie detectors, they are convinced that whatever they say now is the truth regardless of past inconsistencies.

[38 returns]

Because it is none of your business I just finished playing a dozen xbox wrestling games with my son if you must know the other kid is asleep and I don't know what the wife is doing but she cooked us breakfast earlier. Really weird you are so worried about my family when you have no involvment with yours deadbeat grandpa

Did you tap out against your son too?

[The Scott]

Teardrops and separation? That's bone and tendons right there!

 

In bhanky's world separation means you tore the tendons off the bone.   

[bhank]

joswift pulled 3 or 4 quotes where you talked about your bicep injury and surgery. You might want to rethink this statement.

The outside tendon on the left side at the shoulder but not the actual bicep and you guys keep claiming I have an issue with the right bicep which I have never had an issue with ever. Both biceps are fully functional and strong there is no strength or size difference between the 2.

[bhank]

Brian you look like a fucking flamingo

You are trying to tell people those thighs are 25 inches

Well they are over 25 so there is that

[bhank]

You said that 2 years ago, yet here we are with you being unable to place in any show

Factually incorrect as always. Also 2 years of strength gains I have improved. More importantly I am not bulking I am staying lean and close to the weight limit. That way I can be healthy strong and hydrated and vascular at my best vs depleted from an excessive weight cut. 2 years ago I was 225 cutting to 198 which damn near killed me. 216lbs am cutting to 209lbs pm is a lot better place to be in.

[Dave D]

They paid me 8hr I made more money as a busser and worked more hour in the library but it was fun. I was the overnight guy and I would have my buddies bring girls in overnight to party they thought it was really cool. They gave me a playlist and I just pulled the CDS and did about 2 minutes on the mic an hour.  One night they brought in all the Jesus statues from a nativity scene. We put them up in the studio thinking it was funny. Apparently my boss was some kind of devout Christian it turned out and that was the end of that lol I also donated plasma for 40 bucks once every other week

Sure.

Why were you hired, what experience did you bring? Willing to work midnights? What was the music on the station?

[bhank]

Sure.

Why were you hired, what experience did you bring? Willing to work midnights? What was the music on the station?

I remember I had a 4 hour shift to start then I got the overnight shift 2 days a week. I feel like some guy I worked at the restaurant with was telling me about it like he also worked there so I went and applied? I was working as a busser already when I got the job. I imagine being willing to work the overnight shift on a weekend had something to do with it.

I also used to buy and sell things

[38 returns]

I remember I had a 4 hour shift to start then I got the overnight shift 2 days a week. I feel like some guy I worked at the restaurant with was telling me about it like he also worked there so I went and applied? I was working as a busser already when I got the job. I imagine being willing to work the overnight shift on a weekend had something to do with it.

I also used to buy and sell things

He's looking to move of this lie don't let him


Which radio station. Brian?

[BB]

I worked as an overnight Dj for a year I have different voices.

, I knew I recognized the hand movements! -

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Funkmaster Fullbelly reliving his time scratching on the wheels of steel? 

[38 returns]

MC Hammer women

[Walter Sobchak]

So does this marathoner....very difficult to see the difference

The legs of an Olympic sprinter.

Could ragdoll a prime Mike Tyson.

Kicked Mexican cartel killers in the head.

Still hasn’t hopped up off the couch and squatted 405 for full depth reps liked he bragged about 2 years ago.

216 lbs of pure bullshit.

[dj181]

you have 20lb to lose before you are stage ready, FACT

Come on man I'm not a fan of stankins but get real he is 5 pounds away from stage ready

Thing is his structure sucks ass wide hippo hips narrow shoulders and a wide waist

[Taffin]

Not upset at all in the best shape of my life. I do not believe any of you can compare

So you think you look better than this now...?

[joswift]

The outside tendon on the left side at the shoulder but not the actual bicep and you guys keep claiming I have an issue with the right bicep which I have never had an issue with ever. Both biceps are fully functional and strong there is no strength or size difference between the 2.

then why do you only ever show your left?
Brian, you have given the measurements hundreds of time and have never saaid your arms are balanced, now all of a sudden......

[Krankenstein]

Not upset at all in the best shape of my life. I do not believe any of you can compare

People at one time believed in Santa Clause....sooooooo there's that.

[Krankenstein]

Hankins was a DJ in college? So he was at the radio station for a period of time before they actually let him host. I’m interested in these stories, particularly the pay - because if it was the college radio station they did not pay him and if it was a local station he would have had to have a demo real.

Hankins you  also did voices? With your wit and timing I’m sure you had  some creative characters.

Post a video of you doing the voices.

This guy was a DJ, lol

Yeah, he had this one character called "Frenchie".....the soggy, torn up, beat up piece of FRENCH TOAST.  The voice was hilarious.   Such comedic timing.

[chaos]

Well they are over 25 so there is that

LMAO!!! You have an anorexic womans thigh gap standing straight up.
25 inches....hahaa!!!

[BB]

I also used to buy and sell things

.

"Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,
Where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
I saw my penis lying on a blanket
Next to a broken toaster oven.

BHanky was selling it.
I had to buy it off him.
He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen".

[webstar]

Because it is none of your business I just finished playing a dozen xbox wrestling games with my son if you must know the other kid is asleep and I don't know what the wife is doing but she cooked us breakfast earlier. Really weird you are so worried about my family when you have no involvment with yours deadbeat grandpa

Brian, nice man.

It’s nice to see you spending time with Spencer.

What Xbox games did you play? Any recommendations?

[Krankenstein]

7lbs if I wanted to do the Spring show in April in the classic division. If I wait until the end of the summer I would probably go the full 225lbs at heavyweight.

Here's some thing to make sure you have in order before committing to that:

1) PTO scheduled properly
2) Right amount of flat bread pizza
3) Yeti cooler of peach cobbler so you don't piss and moan about lack of food backstage
4) Emergency services on speed dial in case of the ever consistent organ failure
5) Notifying the ER ahead of time of all the drugs / peptides / SARMS / SERMS / Etc you're on in case of another cartoon dog attack
6) Proper posing trunks
7) "Cleaning lady" notified in time to help with whatever pharmaceuticals you may want she feels you need
8 ) Paying for more space on your cloud service for all of the "high definition update pics"