Lobstah, careful not to become the second booty. You don't need to present yourself as a foul mouthed "hole" on this forum to be accepted. There must be more to you than a sexual object.
1) I am the anti-Booty. Of this there is no question.
2) I contribute a lot to these threads, such as cutesy nicknames for my butthole, and the commonly heard, " wait, I thought you didn't like black people?" Also, Rowan thinks I contribute clavicle width, which is not worth a Sandow, apparently, but might be worth a 2014 Biggie award.
3) If this mustachioed Irish clover wants to think I'm a pile of chocolate covered holes, BRING IT.