In the US we dont all have gardens, would it be ok if we just did it in the house?
fine, just not in bed, okay?
and I'm only talking about farting.
I agree with Mr. Arvilla above 3 posts.
keep it normal, natural, talk and laugh if you can.
I repeat myself: you get up in the morning, have a coffee or 3, perhaps breakfast, then do your crap and have a nice wash.
I so hate it when people do it in public places (I was at my doctors office yesterday and needed a pee but couldn't do it because I couldn't get in the door for the smell because someone had been in there and done a stinky poo).
I also dislike it when people do it at night at then get in bed with you afterwards. I've only known one or two men like that and they got kicked out in like two days.
with mad love
Linda
xxx