I woke up this morning feeling on top of the world...

[Vince B]

Joon up there with Goodrum re bullshit degrees, businesses, success, etc.

He is the first person who 'graduated' with a BA in philosophy who can't spell the subject!

Joon can bullshit all day and night long! The cops give him an escort to do dropoffs! Josh tells it like it is, not Joon.

Oh, yeah, Joon bullshitted about calling me recently. I haven't spoken to him for a very long time. 6 months at least.

[Uncle Joon]

just gonna upload video of my bentley 2 mins

[Uncle Joon]

Joon up there with Goodrum re bullshit degrees, businesses, success, etc.

He is the first person who 'graduated' with a BA in philosophy who can't spell the subject!

Joon can bullshit all day and night long! The cops give him an escort to do dropoffs! Josh tells it like it is, not Joon.

Oh, yeah, Joon bullshitted about calling me recently. I haven't spoken to him for a very long time. 6 months at least.

how much you wanna bet I will give u uni number and u can call alumni admissions and ask em, i will even give u letter saying u have my permission, deal?

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[Vince B]

Joon you are far from stupid but you sure underestimate the Flotsam on Getbig.

You think you will be considered intelligent if you have a diploma or two? Shades of the Wizard of Oz!

[da_vinci]

just gonna upload video of my bentley 2 mins

I'll take back my words if so. Would be a small step for you, but a big leap for GetBig in regaining faith in the stories you tell.

[Uncle Joon]

I'll take back my words if so. Would be a small step for you, but a big leap for GetBig in regaining faith in the stories you tell.

I just uploaded it in bigmc's "meaning of wealth thread" have a look there

[Skorp1o]

Thanks gramps
come over next week, help me around the house  a bit, my shoulders mashed.
thanks cuz

Btw joon, Bigmc is NOT SF1900

You can take that as a guarantee from me, you know I wouldn't lie to you. I met both dudes face to face.

[FitnessFrenzy]

As I made my morning coffee, sparked up another blunt and took my morning line of ching.

I looked around my place, admiring its magnifence

Then I logged into my online bank account, took a look at my balance and had a huge grin on my face, half a million up on my personal target. woop woop

I imagine it will only be 2-3 more years before I hit the 50 mil mark (obviously not including family wealth which I will inherit)

Then I went outside to get some ciggy's whole of 2 minutes walk, but I decided to be flash and took the Bentley GT instead.

As I was driving past the bus stop some stunning blonde was eye fucking me, I honked at her and pointed for her to come towards me.

I said do you want a lift love? She said "yeah sure, and that's a stunning car"

I took her to work and started chatting her up and put my hand on her leg which she seemed to like and gave her a little kiss on the cheek and got her number. She is a dental nurse.

Invited her around for drinks after work, she lives opposite me. Molly is her name.

Then I thought about all the broke losers on GB. I thought about how Bigmc is working his 9.00-5.00pm Job running around scared he is not gonna hit his target and get the sack.

I thought to myself damn Joon.

You done well my son.

You done well

that is my sister you son of a bitch.

[da_vinci]

I just uploaded it in bigmc's "meaning of wealth thread" have a look there

So... you managed to get out (in a balcony?), yet couldn't go right to the car and take vid from inside?

That's a nice car, but it is not yours. I can take plenty of vids like that in London, it doesn't mean anything. You are full of shit Joon, sorry.

[Vince B]

Who owns a Bentley and parks it outside and not in a garage? Ditto for BMW and other fancy cars.

[Skorp1o]

Who owns a Bentley and parks it outside and not in a garage? Ditto for BMW and other fancy cars.

If you live in an apartment block and there's no underground parking.

[Uncle Joon]

So... you managed to get out (in a balcony?), yet couldn't go right to the car and take vid from inside?

That's a nice car, but it is not yours. I can take plenty of vids like that in London, it doesn't mean anything. You are full of shit Joon, sorry.

im busy i have builders in my life doesn't revolve around impressing you.

if you want me to film myself driving around in it i will do tonight if u ask nicely.

but not if you are gonna have this tone

[Uncle Joon]

Btw joon, Bigmc is NOT SF1900

You can take that as a guarantee from me, you know I wouldn't lie to you. I met both dudes face to face.

Ok I trust you but he thinks I have given out his info which I never have or would.
I hope you realise this amigo. if you wanna have the bentley for weekend u can or the aston.
thing is u have always been nice to me and respectful off the board and I hope i have proven to be the same.

I like you alot

As I do Bigmc but he gets on my nerves with the constant accusations and lack of trust

[da_vinci]

im busy i have builders in my life doesn't revolve around impressing you.

if you want me to film myself driving around in it i will do tonight if u ask nicely.

but not if you are gonna have this tone

You've discredited yourself already. I can rent any car for an hour too, it's just a no go from this point. Anyone with a bentley would be more than happy to take pics and vids in it even without asking (you are doing the same with your attic, as probably that's all you really can show in this case). You'd be filiming these short vids from your Bentley if you could, not from you attic, but you don't. I'm starting to think I actually have more money than you, even tho' I'm not a millionaire yet, but not poor either.

[ritch]

Just fuck off you already you twat.

[SquatsRule]

Haters be hatin. Boats n hoes. Prestige worldwide. Just remember to ask daddy to leave you pizza money.

[El Diablo Blanco]

Joon, can I borrow a million bucks.  Have a great idea to turn it into $5 million in a few weeks and I'll split the profit with you.

Thanks

[Hulkotron]

Where is the photo with the degrees?

[Uncle Joon]

Joon, can I borrow a million bucks.  Have a great idea to turn it into $5 million in a few weeks and I'll split the profit with you.

Thanks

if you or anyone has any serious business ideas I would most certainly consider it.
the requirements would be:

a) not scared to pick of the phone and ring me
b) not scared to reveal your identity (which I wouldn't ever disclose)
c) have a solid 5 year business plan with ROI projections etc

feel free to pitch me
same goes for others

[da_vinci]

I kind of lost interest. Was expecting Joon to be a real deal, now it's a more entertaining version of Goodrum (and with more money), but just a bluff at the end of the day. How cool would've it been if he went straight to that Bentley, unlocked it, and drove around his rich neighborhood. Every hater would've pissed his pants out of respect and surprise. Now it's just a bigmouth cokehead, blowing someones money on lines, whores and what not... Far from a millionaire level. I have a few friends who are actual millionaires and I know what kind of lifestyle is that very well, it is not the one of Joon, that's for sure.

[Skorp1o]

Ok I trust you but he thinks I have given out his info which I never have or would.
I hope you realise this amigo. if you wanna have the bentley for weekend u can or the aston.
thing is u have always been nice to me and respectful off the board and I hope i have proven to be the same.

I like you alot

As I do Bigmc but he gets on my nerves with the constant accusations and lack of trust

My take on it is if you were gona give out personal info you would have done so with Jeff's info a long time ago.

I do think you like to have people's info, but for your own entertainment and not for sharing or doing malicious things as that's not you.

[bigmc]

My take on it is if you were gona give out personal info you would have done so with Jeff's info a long time ago.

I do think you like to have people's info, but for your own entertainment and not for sharing or doing malicious things as that's not you.

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he likes to threaten it and push the boundaries

but he isnt malicious

just a little lost in the purple haze and white lines

[spiro]

Sounds fun for a few years until you give yourself a heart attack or stroke. Those drugs catch up fast especially if you aren't taking care of yourself and watching what you eat. What good is all that if you end up ruining your health. Not judging you because me and my friends do the same shit we just reserve it for special occasions.

I have a buddy in his 30s who's a lawyer when I go to his place the whole time he's taking bong rips and doing lines. He's always sweating profusely he looks like shit ten years older then he should, he is burning the candle at both ends I wouldn't be surprised at all to hear he had a massive heart attack or something.

[Skorp1o]

x 2

he likes to threaten it and push the boundaries

Yes, it's his personal comfort blanket.

White lies is ok. A 630D being passed on as an M6 doesn't do anybody any harm lol

Join will never be happy, it's his personality. We accept him as he is...if he bought a Lambo Huracan tomorrow he'll try and convince us it's an Aventador...it's just joon.

[chaos]

did you vouch for this guy ffs  

It's entertaining, slightly.