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stella help me please
« on: March 20, 2009, 06:03:27 PM »
stella-i buy natural peanut butter and i feel like throwing the jar across the room cuz i have so much trouble trying to stir the lumps and oil before i can eat...most of the time i jab the knife into the pb so hard that when i pull it out oil shoots over the sides of the jar all over my counter


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Re: stella help me please
« Reply #1 on: March 20, 2009, 06:30:40 PM »
When you buy your peanut butter, empty the contents into the blender, then before every use, just blend it up a bit. No more mess! :D
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Re: stella help me please
« Reply #2 on: March 20, 2009, 06:31:22 PM »
When you buy your peanut butter, empty the contents into the blender, then before every use, just blend it up a bit. No more mess! :D
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Re: stella help me please
« Reply #3 on: March 20, 2009, 09:44:11 PM »
I hate when it's lumpy, cause my dog has a hard time cleaning it off my nuts tehn.

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Re: stella help me please
« Reply #4 on: March 21, 2009, 08:28:24 AM »
stella-i buy natural peanut butter and i feel like throwing the jar across the room cuz i have so much trouble trying to stir the lumps and oil before i can eat...most of the time i jab the knife into the pb so hard that when i pull it out oil shoots over the sides of the jar all over my counter


please help me

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"You won't be stirring - you'll be spreading smiles all around! Our delicious no-stir peanut butter is made without any harmful trans fats, just pure natural palm oil with a hint of cane sweetener and salt. The rich, extra-nutty flavor comes from our special roasting process, using only the freshest heart-friendly peanuts."


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Re: stella help me please
« Reply #5 on: March 21, 2009, 09:12:08 AM »
Peanut butter is brilliant on mouse traps................. just thought I would share that  ;D

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Re: stella help me please
« Reply #6 on: March 21, 2009, 06:51:41 PM »
thanks stella...when i go to the grocer tomm i will look for it

ss-please be careful your dog doesnt rip your genatalia off

power-i will have to try pb on the traps in my aprtemnt-i mostly have mice in my walls though
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Re: stella help me please
« Reply #7 on: March 23, 2009, 07:47:56 PM »
Stella is evil, BEWARE!

Stir your penut butter really well once and keep it into the fridge.  You shouldn't have anymore problems
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Re: stella help me please
« Reply #8 on: March 24, 2009, 12:08:31 PM »
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Re: stella help me please
« Reply #9 on: March 25, 2009, 02:01:26 AM »
Is it me or is Gene and Stella having some sort of illicit affair? 

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Re: stella help me please
« Reply #10 on: March 25, 2009, 07:55:59 PM »
Is it me or is Gene and Stella having some sort of illicit affair? 
can we stella?! please im very lonely
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Re: stella help me please
« Reply #11 on: March 26, 2009, 08:12:55 AM »
can we stella?! please im very lonely
I don't think my husband would approve.  There are lots of nice girls out there for you Gene.  You're hilarious and that is a very highly prized characteristic in attracting a woman!
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Re: stella help me please
« Reply #12 on: March 30, 2009, 12:48:16 PM »

for my friend gene

1 shredded wheat biscuit (the natural whole wheat kind)
2 tablespoons NPB
1 cup of milk (or however much you prefer) Skim, 1%
1 tablespoon Splenda (or sweet to taste)



spread the peanut butter on the shredded wheat biscuit

place the biscuit in a cereal bowel and cover with milk
microwave the bowel for about 2 minutes, or until the milk is warm and the peanut butter is soft
sprinkle Splenda on top of peanut butter, and enjoy!


i tried this, and it ROCKS!