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No I won't tell her to shut up and I wont put my penis in her mouth. Real answers please. I like her, she's hot but I want to cut my ears off from her talking excessively. I have to figure out a way to shut her down a little. This woman can talk.
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Alpha males, tackled the beast head on.
I have had this before, and I just say you're talking too much, are you nervous or do you always talk a lot like this?
Usually this creates a conversation where I get to the bottom of it and most importantly she becomes aware of it
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You can't. Hence you have a 30 something woman who still does it. Because all previous men have either dealt with it or ended it.
You tell her in even the most subtle of ways, Tiny hidden subliminal messages and hints, and her feelings will be hurt. If you bring it up she will hate herself and feel embarrassed, thus hating you for causing those feelings. It may not end right there, but it will set the resentment ball rolling.
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How to defuse a bomb while juggling chainsaws and fending off lions.
Talking too much is trait many whores have. You'll either have to accept it or pick a slut who yaps less.
Also, why do you like her if such a major thing annoys you? ???
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Haha a friend's girlfriend used to do this, her sentences used to merge. It's hilarious and annoying t the same time. He used to ask her if she wanted syrup with her waffle.
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No I won't tell her to shut up and I wont put my penis in her mouth. Real answers please. I like her, she's hot but I want to cut my ears off from her talking excessively. I have to figure out a way to shut her down a little. This woman can talk.
Have a friend of yours tell her for you. Let him/her be rude about it too--- "my God, what do I gotta do to shut you up? I can never find the duct tape when I need it!"
Then have your friend call her a "windbag".
She will be pissed; but she won't be pissed at you.
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No I won't tell her to shut up and I wont put my penis in her mouth.
You can sit on her face ;D
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Was at the costco food court today getting a non-fat yogurt swirl and this lady stops me as I'm walking by and asks me "what is that?" ... I smile and answer but then she tries to make a conversation about yogurt and health. I walk away, continue smiling, and wave my hand goodbye.
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How to defuse a bomb while juggling chainsaws and fending off lions.
Talking too much is trait many whores have. You'll either have to accept it or pick a slut who yaps less.
Also, if you like her if such a major thing annoys you? ???
I'm trying to work through it but I'm afraid this is just how she is. She talks so much and it's killing her hotness. I don't even want to answer my phone anymore. So many words. Please make it stop. I don't want to be an asshole but I'm losing my patience. I've never come across a woman with this trait. I couldn't imagine having to listen to the volume of words everyday the rest of my life. Fuuuuck.
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I'm trying to work through it but I'm afraid this is just how she is. She talks so much and it's killing her hotness. I don't even want to answer my phone anymore. So many words. Please make it stop. I don't want to be an asshole but I'm losing my patience. I've never come across a woman with this trait. I couldn't imagine having to listen to the volume of words everyday the rest of my life. Fuuuuck.
There is no way around it without making it obvious and making her little feelings hurt. Although, start taking her to do some couple cardio. Can't yap when out of breath.
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No I won't tell her to shut up and I wont put my penis in her mouth. Real answers please. I like her, she's hot but I want to cut my ears off from her talking excessively. I have to figure out a way to shut her down a little. This woman can talk.
Just wear ear plugs.
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The girl likes to talk a lot. I suspect if you mention it, it won't be the first time she's heard it.
She may well be jabbering on at you because she's a chatterbox and think you don't mind it.
How about this:
Wiggs "Shhhhh - you hear that?"
Girl stops talking for 5 seconds listens and then "no, what was it?"
Wiggs "The sound of you not fucking talking, heavenly isn't it?"
Or you could do the Japanese thing. Just take her out for a drink, make it look like you had 1 too many and let it slip.
Personally, I'm direct. In fact, I'm overly direct so I'd have not been able to help myself but tell her.
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Wiggs you could aggressively hit a violent side-tricep pose.... in her FACE
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She's like 30+, probably, right? You can't change her, so if it's a big deal move on to the next
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No I won't tell her to shut up and I wont put my penis in her mouth. Real answers please. I like her, she's hot but I want to cut my ears off from her talking excessively. I have to figure out a way to shut her down a little. This woman can talk.
Easy man. Alcohol. Mellows them out. It's usually nerves that makes anyone talk to much. Couple drinks and it will be way better.
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Get an 8-ball in and just feed her lines so she talks till her mouth seizes up
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feel for you
the expression I prefer is
"talking time is over"
then follow up with
"it's quiet time now"
enjoy
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You won't change her - this is who she is. A friend of mine can't even take his wife to the cinema because she just talks all the way through.
There are plenty of other hot women out there who you'll enjoy spending your time with more than this one.
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Tell her you're a security guard and I'm sure she'll go away.
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Say to her, "You remind me of a guy name Shizzo..."
And let it flow from there.
Honestly, what you can do is find something that both of you have in common,
And let her talk about it, and carefully ask questions here and there.
You are not going to change her behavior just accept it, unless she is like Six from Blossom.
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This always works for me with my wife, who LOVES talking (while I do not).
She'll start yammering about something or other that's rather inconsequential and interrupting my watching the latest episode of Banshee, or the book I'm reading.
So as she drones on with her feckless meandering, I start engaging her. But not in a supportive nurturing husband kind of way.
I'll start cursing, and swearing, and being generally a foul mouthed bastard. She'll then say I'm a foul mouthed bastard, to which point, I say "but I was getting really into that conversation. So sorry. Maybe I just need to calm down for a while."
It works almost flawlessly.
Example:
Wife: "so you know what I heard on the street? I heard that Amy...you know, the Amy who's married to John...well, she cheated on him. Can you believe that? And he's a pastor at their church? Are you kidding me? And now the whole church is calling her a whore, and what's she going to do? Like, she has 4 kids, and John might quit...sweetheart, are you listening to me?
Me: "Oh. My. God. I can't believe that slut spread her legs for some random douche at the church! I have zero respect for her. You know, in Uganda, they set people on fire for doing stuff like that. Just like on that episode of Sons of Anarchy...you know, the one where Gemma gets ploughed in the rear by that pimp because she was tired of Clay smacking her about the face?"
Wife: silence and a look of shock crawls across her face. After a pregnant pause, she eeks out a "wow, that's a lot. You know, I don't appreciate that kind of language. She's still a friend of the family. And you need to keep your voice down, I don't think the kids are asleep yet."
Me: "You know, you're right. I need to go cool off. I didn't think the whole Amy thing would bother me like that. I think I need a bit of quiet time to reflect on that. Sorry about the language sweety...it's just that I can't imagine why any woman would do that."
Conversation over. I go back to my book. Wife understands I don't like cheating spouses, and also enjoy Sons of Anarchy (all true).
You just have to be creative. And a little forethought wouldn't hurt either.
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Show her your "the original Hebrews were black" threads.
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You can't. Hence you have a 30 something woman who still does it. Because all previous men have either dealt with it or ended it.
You tell her in even the most subtle of ways, Tiny hidden subliminal messages and hints, and her feelings will be hurt. If you bring it up she will hate herself and feel embarrassed, thus hating you for causing those feelings. It may not end right there, but it will set the resentment ball rolling.
+100
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You can't. Hence you have a 30 something woman who still does it. Because all previous men have either dealt with it or ended it.
You tell her in even the most subtle of ways, Tiny hidden subliminal messages and hints, and her feelings will be hurt. If you bring it up she will hate herself and feel embarrassed, thus hating you for causing those feelings. It may not end right there, but it will set the resentment ball rolling.
Truth
As a rule of thumb...
Any attractive early 30's woman with no kids, a great body, good hair, good dress sense AND single - well there's obviously something wrong with her.
Now you know.
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Tranquilizers in drink works wonders!
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Women talk a lot.
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It's pretty rude to talk non stop in a situation that is supposed to be a dialog.
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No I won't tell her to shut up and I wont put my penis in her mouth. Real answers please. I like her, she's hot but I want to cut my ears off from her talking excessively. I have to figure out a way to shut her down a little. This woman can talk.
She is old and set in her ways there is no changing her, when a woman is in her 30s beautiful and never being married there is a big reason for this, its best you look for a young naive girl who you can mold and set her the way you want her to be.
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She's 28 fellas. No children. Hebrew woman.
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She's 28 fellas. No children. Hebrew woman.
Sounds good.
Maybe you should invite her for a meditation session, just to STFU.
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I was with a girl for a year that was just like this. Hot as hell but talked non stop. Plus she would go into these rants like she talked like a valley girl 'like omg, totally'
It would just drain the life out of me. A few hours with this girl was equal to running a marathon. I broke up with her, but I guess it grew on me after awhile, cuz now I find normal girls to be boring.
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Go hiking with her and "lose" her.
jk Some people just talk a lot. It's like they have too much energy and it all comes out their mouth. Honestly I can't tolerate that. You may be more introverted than her, which may or may not work in a relationship.
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You already blew it.
First time you talked to her you should have said "holy crap you can talk" and addressed it from the jump.
Now you will come across like you have been wanting to say something but didn't
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slerpeee her :D
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Throwback
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Find out how to induce lockjaw.
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A few verses from my Qu'ran(War Edition edited by Sir Edward Bacon) and she happily lowers her voice and starts crying in a very pleasing fashion.
After this friendly instruction I gently wipe her tears and hurdle forth my uplifting commandments for the day.
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Ask Craig Titus.
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Ask Craig Titus.
What are you trying to insinuate? >:(
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Ask Craig Titus.
brutal
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No I won't tell her to shut up and I wont put my penis in her mouth. Real answers please. I like her, she's hot but I want to cut my ears off from her talking excessively. I have to figure out a way to shut her down a little. This woman can talk.
why dont you just beat her like the rest of the hebrews then steal her purse?
bench
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why dont you just beat her like the rest of the hebrews then steal her purse?
bench
I don't need to use violence. My words can do more damage than my fists if needed.
I dare say you people lay hands on your women in equal amounts. Can't really look to statistics as you have your women in fear to report it.
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I don't need to use violence. My words can do more damage than my fists if needed.
I dare say you people lay hands on your women in equal amounts. Can't really look to statistics as you have your women in fear to report it.
only if you do it right ;D
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Get mute girlfriend like George Costenza ;) or more submissive 1 ?.
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you cant.
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Why must she remain silent? Record when she talks and post it here so we can determine best course of action.
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Ask Dan Hill ;D
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Why must she remain silent? Record when she talks and post it here so we can determine best course of action.
Why would someone really listen to a woman?
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PTPS! >:(
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Tranquilizers in drink works wonders!
My friends wife caught him doing that.
Didn't end well
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She's 28 fellas. No children. Hebrew woman.
Yup - same deal as early 30's.
Look at it this way - you probably wont be the first person to tell her this, so you wont hurt her feelings too much.
But hey - if you ARE the first person to tell her this, you are doing her a huge favour.
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You already blew it.
First time you talked to her you should have said "holy crap you can talk" and addressed it from the jump.
Now you will come across like you have been wanting to say something but didn't
That's OK - let's face it, who farts on a first date? I don't but that sure doesn't last forever.
Being polite and not mentioning something when you first meet someone is quite normal.
In fact, you can use it to your advantage, claiming that you are a bit more serious now and want her to shut the fuck up because you could see a beautiful thing developing with a girl just like her that talked less.
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That's OK - let's face it, who farts on a first date? I don't but that sure doesn't last forever.
Being polite and not mentioning something when you first meet someone is quite normal.
In fact, you can use it to your advantage, claiming that you are a bit more serious now and want her to shut the fuck up because you could see a beautiful thing developing with a girl just like her that talked less.
Good point.
My style is blunt and up front. But with a smile and a laugh. It's all in the delivery.
A girl like that I would break in when I could and say "Holy crap that was like 472 words in a row...impressive" she would laugh because I'm funny but the message was sent.
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Redirect the conversation to a topic that interests you and you know a lot about and she doesn't. She will either have to cool her mouth jets and listen more or babble about it like an idiot. If it's the former, she has decent promise. If it's the latter, dump her.
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No I won't tell her to shut up and I wont put my penis in her mouth. Real answers please. I like her, she's hot but I want to cut my ears off from her talking excessively. I have to figure out a way to shut her down a little. This woman can talk.
You gotta tell her just what you said in your post.. You seem squared away enough to get the point DIRECTLY across without going overboard. Just tell her -
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, asked the man with a history of page long posts about Black Jesus battling comet riding aliens who are in cahoots with secret government.
Most female conversation is about affirming alliance. The topic of conversation isn't the purpose of the conversation. Men tend to be more literal and measure the worth of the conversation on the importance of the topic, so they mistakenly regard girl talk as insubstantial.
I enjoy pointing this out while examining her head with a magnifying glass. Chicks love it.
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Rohypnol.
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No I won't tell her to shut up and I wont put my penis in her mouth. Real answers please. I like her, she's hot but I want to cut my ears off from her talking excessively. I have to figure out a way to shut her down a little. This woman can talk.
South pacific KAVA drink :D
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@wiggs
Yeah, women can be a nuisance. Always talking. It's something about having a vagina or something. Anyway. I recommend helping her polish her toenails, help her pick out the right wall paper color and giving going gay a shot. I mean that sincerely. You would make a lot of white boys happy. :D
Give this a try: Go to a gay bar. Any gay bar. Walk in like you own the place.
Shout out:
Who's ready for the blackcockocolypse!
They'll flock to you like disciples to a messiah.
Oh and trust me, you won't have to worry about them talking too much. Their mouths will be full. ;)
Good luck.
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My friends wife caught him doing that.
Didn't end well
:)
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You can't, man. That goes double for a Nubian princess.
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No I won't tell her to shut up and I wont put my penis in her mouth. Real answers please. I like her, she's hot but I want to cut my ears off from her talking excessively. I have to figure out a way to shut her down a little. This woman can talk.
Your problem is that you think with your dick. That's why you let the weak woman walk all over you.
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Good point.
My style is blunt and up front. But with a smile and a laugh. It's all in the delivery.
A girl like that I would break in when I could and say "Holy crap that was like 472 words in a row...impressive" she would laugh because I'm funny but the message was sent.
The message that you're a sore cunthead? Your phony smiles and bullshit laughter are hallmarks of your drooling idiocy. Even the blindest of bitches wouldn't be taken in by your pathetic little ruses. You're afraid to be yourself even around girls, you're pathetic.
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Men should be grateful when their women talk a lot - it means they care. It's when they stop talking and give you the quiet treatment that you know something's up and your life is about to turn to ratshit.
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Men should be grateful when their women talk a lot - it means they care. It's when they stop talking and give you the quiet treatment that you know something's up and your life is about to turn to ratshit.
Truth!
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Men should be grateful when their women talk a lot - it means they care. It's when they stop talking and give you the quiet treatment that you know something's up and your life is about to turn to ratshit.
Both extremes become annoying. Another reason why women talk a lot is because they want confirmation, call it insecurity.
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Men should be grateful when their women talk a lot - it means they care. It's when they stop talking and give you the quiet treatment that you know something's up and your life is about to turn to ratshit.
Sometimes, though, the women should be given a few smacks. Just to teach 'em a lesson, nothing harsh really.
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Both extremes become annoying. Another reason why women talk a lot is because they want confirmation, call it insecurity.
But you're neglecting to mention that in your case they chatter incessantly so as to drive you away hasta la vista, nobody enjoys having an unwashed Dutch turd like you around to stink the place up.
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But you're neglecting to mention that in your case they chatter incessantly so as to drive you away hasta la vista, nobody enjoys having an unwashed Dutch turd like you around to stink the place up.
Are there still things, average cumrat?
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Are there still things, average cumrat?
You aren't Teraku are you? You Dutch vermin are a dime a dozen. Death will be the only solution for you. I will have your carcass as fuel. My power bill has been running rather high as of late.
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You aren't Teraku are you? You Dutch vermin are a dime a dozen. Death will be the only solution for you. I will have your carcass as fuel. My power bill has been running rather high as of late.
Original poetry here, but that doesn't answer the question.
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Original poetry here, but that doesn't answer the question.
Sure it does, the question of whence came your faggotry has long been resolved, you were a catamite to a priest.
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Sure it does, the question of whence came your faggotry has long been resolved, you were a catamite to a priest.
You seem a bit obsessed by my great personality.
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1. Take over the conversations
2. Go to the movies where you don't have to talk
3. If you dare ask her a question, before she answers, tell her you want the shirt version
Sorry...sounds very annoying. Is this the girl you recently posted pics of?
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walk away and talk to someone else.
there's another dude out there who will hang on her every word.
Or just put in headphones while she's talking. That usually gets the point across ;)
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You seem a bit obsessed by my great personality.
There once was a wanker named DroppingPlates
Who thought he was pretty great at snagging girl dates
What a pity it was that he was secretly smoking the cock
Just as his priestly Father regularly cleaned his clock
And so this Dutch dunce gave up all hope of finding any female mates
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There once was a wanker named DroppingPlates
Who thought he was pretty great at snagging girl dates
What a pity it was that he was secretly smoking the cock
Just as his priestly Father regularly cleaned his clock
And so this Dutch dunce gave up all hope of finding any female mates
Funny poem, I'm honored :D
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Funny poem, I'm honored :D
It's a limerick. I know you Dutch aren't the most conversant with English.
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No I won't tell her to shut up and I wont put my penis in her mouth. Real answers please. I like her, she's hot but I want to cut my ears off from her talking excessively. I have to figure out a way to shut her down a little. This woman can talk.
(http://jsascribes.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/mercy-kill.jpg)
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It's a limerick. I know you Dutch aren't the most conversant with English.
You seem a bit passive aggressive, have I kicked you in the jimmy in the past?
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You seem a bit passive aggressive, have I kicked you in the jimmy in the past?
Obviously you have no dick. So you crave the cock. ROFL!
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Obviously you have no dick. So you crave the cock. ROFL!
Whatever, Jon Harridan :)
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Whatever, Jon Harridan :)
Is that your husband?
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Here ya go Parker
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Here ya go Parker
She is cute...looks to be thick aka positive rate of fat (from the face and neck), I could be wrong.
Great lips, eyes, hair, eyebrows.
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She is cute...looks to be thick aka positive rate of fat (from the face and neck), I could be wrong.
Great lips, eyes, hair, eyebrows.
Yeah but refer to what I wrote you. It was bad enough for me to walk away.
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interesting hairline
Haha, you and your hairlines bro.
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No I won't tell her to shut up and I wont put my penis in her mouth. Real answers please. I like her, she's hot but I want to cut my ears off from her talking excessively. I have to figure out a way to shut her down a little. This woman can talk.
Nothing you can really do about it, we're genetically made to talk more than men.
20,000 words a day versus men's 7000. :)
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Nothing you can really do about it, we're genetically made to talk more than men.
20,000 words a day versus men's 7000. :)
Really? I didnt know that. lol. She's about 100k to my 8-9k.
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Really? I didnt know that. lol. She's about 100k to my 8-9k.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/02/21/women-talk-more-than-men-study_n_2734215.html
this links a study