This homeless dude wanted to fight me...until I stepped out of my truck

[BigSteve2112]

I was coming back from supplement shopping when two drunken bums stepped out in front of the Ford F350 Diesel and almost got hit. I punched the horn to give these homeless shitbums a wake up call call. Then one of them gets tough saying he was a marine in Desert Storm. He called me out to settle it, so I put the truck in park and came out of the truck. He took one look at my size and took off speed walking like he was scared shitless.

[Simple Simon]

Some asshole in big truck who thought he owned the road almost knocked me and my buddy down today, I politely informed him I was a war veteran and he should have some respect for my fighting for his right to act like a twat on the road.
He then jumped out in a steroid rage to fight me, I have more respect for myself than that and am above fighting in the street like a delinquent so I decided to leave.

Some people need to lighten up.

[Wez]

A pancake has two sides!

[gee38]

amazing the transformation from stumbling bum to speed walker


THAT is the power of 'the steve'

[BigSteve2112]

Some asshole in big truck who thought he owned the road almost knocked me and my buddy down today, I politely informed him I was a war veteran and he should have some respect for my fighting for his right to act like a twat on the road.
He then jumped out in a steroid rage to fight me, I have more respect for myself than that and am above fighting in the street like a delinquent so I decided to leave.

Some people need to lighten up.

Really weak response.

[Simple Simon]

Really weak response.

Yes, because it was a really strong opening post wasnt it?

[ChopperRider]

I was coming back from supplement shopping when two drunken bums stepped out in front of the Ford F350 Diesel and almost got hit. I punched the horn to give these homeless shitbums a wake up call call. Then one of them gets tough saying he was a marine in Desert Storm. He called me out to settle it, so I put the truck in park and came out of the truck. He took one look at my size and took off speed walking like he was scared shitless.

The OP is a homo.

[BigSteve2112]

The OP is a homo.

Sounds like you suffer from small man disease.

[ChopperRider]

Sounds like you suffer from small man disease.

Possibly, but the OP is still an unrepentant homo.

[BigSteve2112]

Possibly, but the OP is still an unrepentant homo.

You're obviously a closet case. Dismissed.

[ChopperRider]

You're obviously a closet case. Dismissed.

And I will bet you think your gimmick is funny.

OP loves the cock.

[anabolichalo]

i thought it was a decent story to read while i'm preparing my steroids

[the trainer]

I was driving my car when I saw this old lady trying to cross the street I came out and help her and she offered to suck my cock to show her appreciation, I took her behind the garage can and she pulled out my cock and started to suck with her toothless gums, I came in her mouth told her thanks and went home.

[The Ugly]

Too much like Squad's old shit, and it wasn't all that funny/clever then.

[Obvious Gimmick]

Good for you champ good for you

[tommywishbone]

Another chapter in "Profiles of Courage."

[Schmoff]

how big are you, steve?

[Jeffro]

Alpha as fuck.

[The Grim Lifter]

I had one a few months ago, was going off cause he was below the speed limit and missed the lights so he pulls to the side to have a go at me. He backed down a bit and i went back 'Well drive at the speed limit'. He goes 'Calm down you idiot' thought it was great

[hrspwr1]

 I had one, I was in the wrong lane pulling into a BBQ joint. This older guy was blowing his horn and shaking his fist at me, I pulled in to the place and he pulled in as well.
 I got out of the car and walked over to order my sandwich, he got out walked over and got in line behind me. He never said a word.

[Knooger]

OP is a fat zitted coward that derives his only pleasure in life by posting his fantasies online in the hopes that a couple of faceless strangers might think it's the truth.

Probably the only poster more pathetic than Bastard Shitsoul.

[Big Chiro Flex]

Did I just read that OP is out there blowing homeless dudes

[Knooger]

Did I just read that OP is out there blowing homeless dudes

An honorable job. Just because you haven't showered in a couple years and you eat dead rats out of dumpsters doesn't mean you don't like to feel a throat wrapped around your cock from time to time.

[Big Chiro Flex]

An honorable job. Just because you haven't showered in a couple years and you eat dead rats out of dumpsters doesn't mean you don't like to feel a throat wrapped around your cock from time to time.

You have a way with words my friend.

You are the Norman Rockwell of written word.

[Ronnie Rep]

I was coming back from supplement shopping when two drunken bums stepped out in front of the Ford F350 Diesel and almost got hit. I punched the horn to give these homeless shitbums a wake up call call. Then one of them gets tough saying he was a marine in Desert Storm. He called me out to settle it, so I put the truck in park and came out of the truck. He took one look at my size and took off speed walking like he was scared shitless.

A real alpha would have just run them over and kept going!