Dis heeah fo' my colen....dem barbeecues ribbs is hells on mye aniss!
Dis heeah fo' my herpees. dem fitnass hos dun gimme dat nasty shit.
Dis fo' gallic, to keep will haris away. dat foo' freak me out!
Dis fo' itchee testeecles.
Dis heaah is viacra. eye taykes it befo' eyes go 2 da tittys bar. it hepp roni juniar flexx all nite.
Eyes taykes notin' fo' my kidknees, dey's alredee dead.
das it. Tank u jeezus!