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Title: Gift ideas for Xmass..
Post by: Meso_z on December 06, 2011, 12:11:39 AM
Give me some gift ideas for christmass, for my gf.  ;D

What are you giving her this yr?

Except from "the cock".  ;D
Title: Re: Gift ideas for Xmass..
Post by: smoothasf on December 06, 2011, 12:13:27 AM
IPad 2
Title: Re: Gift ideas for Xmass..
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on December 06, 2011, 12:16:02 AM
Buying the wife some clothes, and a holiday in January. She's not into gadgets so iPod etc be no good
Title: Re: Gift ideas for Xmass..
Post by: bike nut on December 06, 2011, 12:16:19 AM
A lot of women are asking for nude photos of "Bike Nut" this year - so start your shopping early.
Title: Re: Gift ideas for Xmass..
Post by: Meso_z on December 06, 2011, 12:19:44 AM
I was thinking a swarovski heart pendant.. of course the low-budget ones, they are not bad.

Cant afford anything expensive right now.
Title: Re: Gift ideas for Xmass..
Post by: dustin on December 06, 2011, 07:28:03 AM
A lot of women are asking for nude photos of "Bike Nut" this year - so start your shopping early.

Do you accept PayPal?

(they're for me BTW, not my wife) :-*
Title: Re: Gift ideas for Xmass..
Post by: hrspwr on December 06, 2011, 07:38:44 AM
IPad 2

 Yep, got here the other day and about $700 worth of accessories.
Title: Re: Gift ideas for Xmass..
Post by: Hulkotron on December 06, 2011, 07:49:42 AM
Free membership to the jelly-of-the-month club.
Title: Re: Gift ideas for Xmass..
Post by: farrellzach on December 06, 2011, 07:50:46 AM
Print out GH15's bible for her

Or

The cock
Title: Re: Gift ideas for Xmass..
Post by: Swlabr on December 06, 2011, 08:34:24 AM
I told everyone I know that if they are gonna get me something, they'd better get me some Kigtropin.






Not even joking.
Title: Re: Gift ideas for Xmass..
Post by: Board_SHERIF on December 06, 2011, 08:37:05 AM
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Title: Re: Gift ideas for Xmass..
Post by: gh15 on December 06, 2011, 08:39:30 AM
Give me some gift ideas for christmass, for my gf.  ;D

What are you giving her this yr?

Except from "the cock".  ;D

1 kit kigtropin ,, 1-2 iu a day ,, you will have a model by day the 8th week

gh15 approved
Title: Re: Gift ideas for Xmass..
Post by: Meso_z on December 06, 2011, 08:40:06 AM
1 kit kigtropin ,, 1-2 iu a day ,, you will have a model by day the 8th week

gh15 approved
;D ;D
Title: Re: Gift ideas for Xmass..
Post by: farrellzach on December 06, 2011, 08:44:41 AM
1 kit kigtropin ,, 1-2 iu a day ,, you will have a model by day the 8th week

gh15 approved

Wish my girl liked needles, haha
Title: Re: Gift ideas for Xmass..
Post by: tendonitis on December 06, 2011, 08:47:01 AM
fanny packs, Otomix, daisy dukes, contest worn thongs, gift certificates for wrestling matches with your favorite female muscle beast are all great gift ideas
Title: Re: Gift ideas for Xmass..
Post by: QuakerOats on December 06, 2011, 09:16:16 AM
a quart of J&B scotch.
Title: Re: Gift ideas for Xmass..
Post by: Tito24 on December 06, 2011, 09:19:16 AM
your mom in a casket
Title: Re: Gift ideas for Xmass..
Post by: Dr Dutch on December 06, 2011, 01:19:45 PM
Seriously: buy your girl/wife something that makes her feel you really made an effort...

(I said: makes her feel)
Title: Re: Gift ideas for Xmass..
Post by: Nails on December 06, 2011, 01:28:28 PM
the GF bought me Dewalt sliding 12" miter saw with stand worth about $600 so ill be paying for her half of our trip to cancun, mx in may....


I told her its bullshit that i have to spend the same about as her when buying gifts for each other, its like what the fucking point i might as well just by the saw myself and give each other 20min of 69 and a pair of cotton sox
Title: Re: Gift ideas for Xmass..
Post by: tbombz on December 06, 2011, 01:30:51 PM
victoria secret gift card - perfect gift for a woman
Title: Re: Gift ideas for Xmass..
Post by: Meso_z on December 06, 2011, 01:41:03 PM
Seriously: buy your girl/wife something that makes her feel you really made an effort...

(I said: makes her feel)

Any ideas man?
Title: Re: Gift ideas for Xmass..
Post by: Hulkotron on December 06, 2011, 01:41:07 PM
Permit your woman to look you in the eye without physical punishment (for the day).
Title: Re: Gift ideas for Xmass..
Post by: Meso_z on December 06, 2011, 01:43:05 PM
your mom in a casket
Im your father
Title: Re: Gift ideas for Xmass..
Post by: aesthetics on December 06, 2011, 01:43:35 PM
Give me some gift ideas for christmass, for my gf.  ;D

What are you giving her this yr?

Except from "the cock".  ;D


cock, in a box, gift wrapped.
Title: Re: Gift ideas for Xmass..
Post by: newmom on December 06, 2011, 01:44:46 PM
victoria secret gift card - perfect gift for a woman

 ::)
Title: Re: Gift ideas for Xmass..
Post by: buffdnet on December 06, 2011, 01:45:38 PM
don't buy the bitch anything you wouldn't any other meaningless day. 
Title: Re: Gift ideas for Xmass..
Post by: newmom on December 06, 2011, 01:45:50 PM
A lot of women are asking for nude photos of "Bike Nut" this year - so start your shopping early.

they want a picture of a Qtip?


































































 ;D
Title: Re: Gift ideas for Xmass..
Post by: newmom on December 06, 2011, 01:47:22 PM
I was thinking a swarovski heart pendant.. of course the low-budget ones, they are not bad.

Cant afford anything expensive right now.

how long have you two been together? If less than a few years, tread lightly with jewelry.

Perhaps make her a romantical dinner, give her a nice foot massage with nice oil or lotion.
Title: Re: Gift ideas for Xmass..
Post by: bike nut on December 06, 2011, 02:11:25 PM
they want a picture of a Qtip?
 ;D

People in glass houses..... ;D
Title: Re: Gift ideas for Xmass..
Post by: newmom on December 06, 2011, 02:56:54 PM
People in glass houses..... ;D

awwwwwwwwww rip and I. I look good at the gym don't I..
Title: Re: Gift ideas for Xmass..
Post by: bike nut on December 06, 2011, 04:33:39 PM
awwwwwwwwww rip and I. I look good at the gym don't I..


I just threw up in my mouth a little.

 :D
Title: Re: Gift ideas for Xmass..
Post by: bigbobs on December 06, 2011, 05:16:59 PM
If you're on a budget just get one of those engraved gift items with a picture of you two imposed on it and/or the date, etc.  If its personalized it can make up for the fact that it's cheap based on the "thought that counts" argument :)

But chances are she will be more flattered if you get her one of Nasser on the Way Part 1 to 7.
Title: Re: Gift ideas for Xmass..
Post by: gh15 on December 06, 2011, 05:37:20 PM
If you're on a budget just get one of those engraved gift items with a picture of you two imposed on it and/or the date, etc.  If its personalized it can make up for the fact that it's cheap based on the "thought that counts" argument :)

But chances are she will be more flattered if you get her one of Nasser on the Way Part 1 to 7.

yes she wil,, all 7

gh15 approved
Title: Re: Gift ideas for Xmass..
Post by: bigbobs on December 06, 2011, 05:38:08 PM
yes she wil,, all 7

gh15 approved

 ;D
Title: Re: Gift ideas for Xmass..
Post by: Max B on December 06, 2011, 06:34:12 PM
how long have you two been together? If less than a few years, tread lightly with jewelry.

Perhaps make her a romantical dinner, give her a nice foot massage with nice oil or lotion.


 :-\
Title: Re: Gift ideas for Xmass..
Post by: booty on December 06, 2011, 06:41:18 PM
I was thinking a swarovski heart pendant.. of course the low-budget ones, they are not bad.

Cant afford anything expensive right now.

Anything swarovski is beautiful.  You can't go wrong with that.  I have a starfish swarovski pendant and It's one of my favourite pieces of jewellery.
Title: Re: Gift ideas for Xmass..
Post by: bike nut on December 06, 2011, 06:43:34 PM
Tie a big red bow around your dick and make her a video of you giving her mom anal.
Title: Re: Gift ideas for Xmass..
Post by: Nirvana on December 06, 2011, 07:30:43 PM
flip flops and a pack of rat traps
Title: Re: Gift ideas for Xmass..
Post by: pvttucker on December 06, 2011, 07:34:41 PM
1 kit kigtropin ,, 1-2 iu a day ,, you will have a model by day the 8th week

gh15 approved

man speaks the truth! cept my girl did it on nordic :)
thank you GOD!
Title: Re: Gift ideas for Xmass..
Post by: AlphaM on December 06, 2011, 08:55:09 PM
If you're on a budget just get one of those engraved gift items with a picture of you two imposed on it and/or the date, etc.  If its personalized it can make up for the fact that it's cheap based on the "thought that counts" argument :)

But chances are she will be more flattered if you get her one of Nasser on the Way Part 1 to 7.
yes she wil,, all 7

gh15 approved

 ;D
Title: Re: Gift ideas for Xmass..
Post by: Meso_z on December 06, 2011, 09:48:58 PM
Tie a big red bow around your dick and make her a video of you giving her mom anal.
;D
Title: Re: Gift ideas for Xmass..
Post by: Stavios on December 06, 2011, 10:49:40 PM
just try to listen when she speaks, chances are that she already subtily told you what she would like

women always do that
Title: Re: Gift ideas for Xmass..
Post by: AlphaM on December 06, 2011, 10:57:53 PM
just try to listen when she speaks, chances are that she already subtily told you what she would like

women always do that

Yes, yes and listen HOW (emotionally) she speaks about certain things not what she is trying to say but how she's saying it ;)

and a good fuck at the end of the night, very, very good fuck!
Title: Re: Gift ideas for Xmass..
Post by: Doug_Steele on December 06, 2011, 11:06:29 PM
victoria secret gift card - perfect gift for a woman

Son, you do not know much about women, do you?  :-\ I did that when i was 16 and got kicked in the shin (Hurt like a MOFO!)

just try to listen when she speaks, chances are that she already subtily told you what she would like

women always do that

THIS  8)
Title: Re: Gift ideas for Xmass..
Post by: booty on December 06, 2011, 11:09:43 PM
Lingerie
Perfume (women can never have too much fragrance)
pedicure gift voucher

Title: Re: Gift ideas for Xmass..
Post by: Max B on December 06, 2011, 11:17:52 PM
Lingerie
Perfume (women can never have too much fragrance)
pedicure gift voucher



Women can learn so
Much from
Booty. Keeping pedicured toes and cute soft feet is such a turn
On for masculine men.  A woman MUST have cute feet for me to pamper her. It just adds to the total package. Nothing worse than ugly feet
Title: Re: Gift ideas for Xmass..
Post by: Max B on December 06, 2011, 11:24:13 PM
I forgot to mention our resident muscle worshipper runningmom is an avid jersey shore fan..... Thats a fact. Id b willing to bet she finds the situation and ronnie sexy muscle hunks..
Title: Re: Gift ideas for Xmass..
Post by: booty on December 06, 2011, 11:24:13 PM
Women can learn so
Much from
Booty. Keeping pedicured toes and cute soft feet is such a turn
On for masculine men.  A woman MUST have cute feet for me to pamper her. It just adds to the total package. Nothing worse than ugly feet
Taking care of your feet is so important....they carry the weight of your body every single day.  To me it's just part of grooming.  Hands and feet are extremely important.  And yes it's a turn on for most men.  No one wants to look down and see ugly feet. 
Title: Re: Gift ideas for Xmass..
Post by: Doug_Steele on December 06, 2011, 11:42:07 PM
Lingerie
Perfume (women can never have too much fragrance)
pedicure gift voucher



So, a Gift-card to any of these places?
* Westfield Parramatta
* Westfield Mt Druitt
* Westpoint Blacktown
Title: Re: Gift ideas for Xmass..
Post by: booty on December 06, 2011, 11:44:21 PM
So, a Gift-card to any of these places?
* Westfield Parramatta
* Westfield Mt Druitt
* Westpoint Blacktown

You're in Sydney?   :o
Title: Re: Gift ideas for Xmass..
Post by: badlad on December 06, 2011, 11:48:10 PM
My wife's birthday is the day before Christmas.
So every so often I just give her a few random gifts. This year a Macbook Air and Iphone 4S.
Well, usually I get socks and boxers for Christmas yes.
But apparently tommorrow I shall be expecting delivery of my early Christmas present.
Commercial incline leg press, hack squat, heavy duty adj. bench and plates.
My question now - what the heck do I get her for her birthday and Christmas?
Title: Re: Gift ideas for Xmass..
Post by: Doug_Steele on December 06, 2011, 11:58:39 PM
You're in Sydney?   :o

Ohh sweetie, not this year.  :'( Or else we could go get our pump on.  :D :D :D
Title: Re: Gift ideas for Xmass..
Post by: booty on December 07, 2011, 12:39:48 AM
Ohh sweetie, not this year.  :'( Or else we could go get our pump on.  :D :D :D
I'd take you swimming with the stingrays.   :D  Apparently they look like they are smiling and are really cute.  My daughter wants a pet one.   :-\
Title: Re: Gift ideas for Xmass..
Post by: nzmusclemonster on December 07, 2011, 12:45:39 AM
I'd take you swimming with the stingrays.   :D  Apparently they look like they are smiling and are really cute.  My daughter wants a pet one.   :-\

Do you want bum sex for xmas?
Title: Re: Gift ideas for Xmass..
Post by: Doug_Steele on December 07, 2011, 12:46:36 AM
I'd take you swimming with the stingrays.   :D  Apparently they look like they are smiling and are really cute.  My daughter wants a pet one.   :-\

 ;D. Stingrays are intriguing, but i would rather head out to the open sea and see you beloved Whites.  8)
Title: Re: Gift ideas for Xmass..
Post by: booty on December 07, 2011, 12:49:26 AM
;D. Stingrays are intriguing, but i would rather head out to the open sea and see you beloved Whites.  8)
Oh god, give me a stingray anyday.   :o  No way would I ever get talked into one of your adventures.   ;D  I hate those great white sharks..hate, hate, hate.   :P
Title: Re: Gift ideas for Xmass..
Post by: Doug_Steele on December 07, 2011, 12:59:48 AM
Oh god, give me a stingray anyday.   :o  No way would I ever get talked into one of your adventures.   ;D  I hate those great white sharks..hate, hate, hate.   :P

The tours are very safe.  ;) I always get stung my stingray's and Stingray's are part of the shark family too.  ;)



Look at these idiots wanting to shoot the Great White....Great White's are protected by International Law.  ;)
Title: Re: Gift ideas for Xmass..
Post by: booty on December 07, 2011, 01:05:29 AM
The tours are very safe.  ;) I always get stung my stingray's and Stingray's are part of the shark family too.  ;)



Look at these idiots wanting to shoot the Great White....Great White's are protected by International Law.  ;)
They're just wankers.  The shark isn't hurting them.  Even though I hate sharks, I would never shoot one.  I would just leave it alone. 
Title: Re: Gift ideas for Xmass..
Post by: booty on December 07, 2011, 01:06:31 AM
Do you want bum sex for xmas?

Yeah, but it isn't going to happen so no point in wishing for something that I can't have. 
Title: Re: Gift ideas for Xmass..
Post by: Doug_Steele on December 07, 2011, 01:12:09 AM
They're just wankers.  The shark isn't hurting them.  Even though I hate sharks, I would never shoot one.  I would just leave it alone.  

And the dude said it was a Bull Shark.  ::) ::) A Bull Shark looks like a Tiger, not a Great White.  ;) "Is it illegal to shoot it?"  ::) ::) I would not have minded seeing the White give em' a love tap.  :o
Title: Re: Gift ideas for Xmass..
Post by: booty on December 07, 2011, 01:17:48 AM
And the dude said it was a Bull Shark.  ::) ::) A Bull Shark looks like a Tiger, not a Great White.  ;) "Is it illegal to shoot it?'  ::) ::) I would not have minded seeing the White give em' a love tap.  :o
You're going to love my poetry then.   ;D  They're wanky yanks!   :D
Title: Re: Gift ideas for Xmass..
Post by: Doug_Steele on December 07, 2011, 01:19:40 AM
You're going to love my poetry then.   ;D  They're wanky yanks!   :D

They are very stupid Yanks.  ;)
Title: Re: Gift ideas for Xmass..
Post by: booty on December 07, 2011, 01:20:31 AM
They are very stupid Yanks.  ;)
You didn't like my corny poetry.   ::)

 ;D
Title: Re: Gift ideas for Xmass..
Post by: nzmusclemonster on December 07, 2011, 01:34:41 AM
Yeah, but it isn't going to happen so no point in wishing for something that I can't have. 

Where in auzzie are you... im in melbs 4 the aussie open
Title: Re: Gift ideas for Xmass..
Post by: booty on December 07, 2011, 01:38:52 AM
Where in auzzie are you... im in melbs 4 the aussie open
I am in north queensland. 
Title: Re: Gift ideas for Xmass..
Post by: nzmusclemonster on December 07, 2011, 01:53:25 AM
I am in north queensland. 

Cairns sorta way? I've always wanted to go to the Whitsunday's.....
Title: Re: Gift ideas for Xmass..
Post by: booty on December 07, 2011, 02:09:44 AM
Cairns sorta way? I've always wanted to go to the Whitsunday's.....
No but you are close.  I am near the whitsundays.   :)  I am taking Doug shark diving if he ever makes it out this way.  You can come too.   :D
Title: Re: Gift ideas for Xmass..
Post by: Swlabr on December 07, 2011, 03:19:41 AM
Yeah, but it isn't going to happen so no point in wishing for something that I can't have. 

if i got u a kit of gh would u let me ravish dat ass
Title: Re: Gift ideas for Xmass..
Post by: booty on December 07, 2011, 06:23:50 AM
if i got u a kit of gh would u let me ravish dat ass
No but it's a nice offer.   ;D
Title: Re: Gift ideas for Xmass..
Post by: CalvinH on December 07, 2011, 06:39:40 AM
Give me some gift ideas for christmass, for my gf.  ;D

What are you giving her this yr?

Except from "the cock".  ;D


Massage/pedicure.


.....broads love shoes and boots.
Title: Re: Gift ideas for Xmass..
Post by: newmom on December 07, 2011, 07:31:02 AM
broads?? really?



idiot
Title: Re: Gift ideas for Xmass..
Post by: nzmusclemonster on December 08, 2011, 06:57:07 AM
broads?? really?



idiot

Sluts?? Cunts??
Title: Re: Gift ideas for Xmass..
Post by: CalvinH on December 08, 2011, 06:58:46 AM
Sluts?? Cunts??


And here I was thinking I was being nice ??? :(
Title: Re: Gift ideas for Xmass..
Post by: nzmusclemonster on December 08, 2011, 06:59:44 AM

And here I was thinking I was being nice ??? :(

Trying to make the nice guys list?
Title: Re: Gift ideas for Xmass..
Post by: pillowtalk on December 08, 2011, 07:01:01 AM
.

FFS, BS I have asked you not to post pics of your Mrs, the fact that you fell in love with an inanimate object made of plastic is weird, & certainly nothing to brag about  :-X

PT
Title: Re: Gift ideas for Xmass..
Post by: CalvinH on December 08, 2011, 07:01:20 AM
Trying to make the nice guys list?


I don't make list's :'(


...I thought broads was a nice term ???
Title: Re: Gift ideas for Xmass..
Post by: Max B on December 08, 2011, 10:37:01 AM
"broads" is a benign term if ur italian... Runningmom must have not heard it on the jersey shore show lately or she would use it her self.   And im guessing shes not italian. If she is shes a medigone
Title: Re: Gift ideas for Xmass..
Post by: CalvinH on December 08, 2011, 11:13:40 AM
"broads" is a benign term if ur italian... Runningmom must have not heard it on the jersey shore show lately or she would use it her self.   And im guessing shes not italian. If she is shes a medigone



Or she can't take a joke ;)
Title: Re: Gift ideas for Xmass..
Post by: newmom on December 08, 2011, 11:53:12 AM
"broads" is a benign term if ur italian... Runningmom must have not heard it on the jersey shore show lately or she would use it her self.   And im guessing shes not italian. If she is shes a medigone


I hate that term and Cougar term. By the way I'm half greek and half Italian


Or she can't take a joke ;)

shaddup up
Title: Re: Gift ideas for Xmass..
Post by: Dr Dutch on December 08, 2011, 11:57:18 AM
"broads" is a benign term if ur italian... Runningmom must have not heard it on the jersey shore show lately or she would use it her self.   And im guessing shes not italian. If she is shes a medigone
Slang extension to meaning "woman" (1911) may be suggestive of broad hips, but it also may trace to Amer.Eng. abroadwife, for a woman away from her husband, often a slave.
Title: Re: Gift ideas for Xmass..
Post by: Hulkotron on December 08, 2011, 11:58:35 AM
A rat poison sandwich.
Title: Re: Gift ideas for Xmass..
Post by: newmom on December 08, 2011, 12:02:00 PM

I don't make list's :'(


...I thought broads was a nice term ???

it's not nice but you're near the top of my nice man list stud
Title: Re: Gift ideas for Xmass..
Post by: bike nut on December 23, 2011, 07:17:04 AM
I've picked my gift for myself this Christmas.

KTM RC8 Superbike

I pitted near one at the track last weekend and I've decided I've got to have one. Damn sweet bike.
Title: Re: Gift ideas for Xmass..
Post by: newmom on December 23, 2011, 09:26:36 AM
yea sure ;D nut
Title: Re: Gift ideas for Xmass..
Post by: bike nut on December 23, 2011, 09:31:31 AM
yea sure ;D nut

Which part are u questioning?

Pitted near one, or will get one for Xmas?

Title: Re: Gift ideas for Xmass..
Post by: newmom on December 23, 2011, 09:34:26 AM
Which part are u questioning?

Pitted near one, or will get one for Xmas?



relax stud I'm busting your chain
Title: Re: Gift ideas for Xmass..
Post by: bike nut on December 23, 2011, 09:58:03 AM
relax stud I'm busting your chain

Oh, lemme guess Chaos, you're gonna stab me too?  ;D

I don't know if you're familiar with them, but they are an "interesting" bike in person.
Title: Re: Gift ideas for Xmass..
Post by: newmom on December 23, 2011, 05:10:51 PM
Oh, lemme guess Chaos, you're gonna stab me too?  ;D

I don't know if you're familiar with them, but they are an "interesting" bike in person.

na, I'll claw your fucking lungs out..that's not a real bike IMO ;D
Title: Re: Gift ideas for Xmass..
Post by: bike nut on December 23, 2011, 05:40:33 PM
na, I'll claw your fucking lungs out..that's not a real bike IMO ;D

I'm strangely hard after reading that.  ;D

If that is not a real bike IYO, what is? One of the Harley models?
Title: Re: Gift ideas for Xmass..
Post by: newmom on December 23, 2011, 05:41:59 PM
I'm strangely hard after reading that.  ;D

If that is not a real bike IYO, what is? One of the Harley models?

LOL, na all bikes are good, just joking around
Title: Re: Gift ideas for Xmass..
Post by: bike nut on December 23, 2011, 05:48:29 PM
[quote author =Runningmom link=topic=404539.msg5810605#msg5810605 date=1324690919]
LOL, na all bikes are good, just joking around
[/quote]

You think I'm forgetting about you questioning me about the 100th Anniversary Edition Harley Fat Boy aren't you? ;D

Hmmmm!
Title: Re: Gift ideas for Xmass..
Post by: newmom on December 23, 2011, 05:49:22 PM
You think I'm forgetting about you questioning me about the 100th Anniversary Edition Harley Fat Boy aren't you? ;D

Hmmmm!

LMAO
Title: Re: Gift ideas for Xmass..
Post by: bike nut on December 23, 2011, 06:57:26 PM
LMAO

This is where I'd send a flirtatious PM, except I'm 50% sure you're a Chaos gimmick. ;D
Title: Re: Gift ideas for Xmass..
Post by: arce1988 on December 23, 2011, 08:28:01 PM
cash
Title: Re: Gift ideas for Xmass..
Post by: newmom on December 24, 2011, 07:49:43 AM
This is where I'd send a flirtatious PM, except I'm 50% sure you're a Chaos gimmick. ;D

 ;D ;D ;D ;D