A jar of peanut butter has almost 3,000 calories! Are you kidding?
1lb Jar of Skippy Natural...
2,870 calories
255g Fat (55.8 sat)
96g Carbs
32g Fiber
112g Protein.
So your little "MRP Shake" looks to be about:
jar of peanut butter = 2,870 calories
few seconds of safflower oil pouring = 240
10 scoops of whey = 1,200
5 eggs = 368
splenda
cinnamon
So just in you shake you're getting 4,678 calories... You should win a nobel prize for this genius!