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Re: Convince my gurlfriend to lemme skydive again...pretty pleaseeee
« Reply #25 on: June 17, 2009, 09:44:55 AM »
What's the option then? Person A says I want to do X but Person B says you can't do X. Either way, no one is satisfied. Skydiving isn't cheating, involves no sex or anything else a woman might worry about. Seriously, why must an adult ask another one for permission?, unless he is on a leash.

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I kinda worry about that.
It can happen and it does happen.  If you die skydiving the insurance companies legally have the right to call it a suicide therefore nullifying all policies.
If it was totally safe they wouldn't have any legal recourse to do this practice.

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Re: Convince my gurlfriend to lemme skydive again...pretty pleaseeee
« Reply #26 on: June 17, 2009, 10:17:38 AM »
LOL

I think it's teal that flower uses.



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Re: Convince my gurlfriend to lemme skydive again...pretty pleaseeee
« Reply #27 on: June 17, 2009, 10:18:39 AM »
WHAT  ever ::)

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Hey look what happened to Always Sore when he was using teal :'(













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Re: Convince my gurlfriend to lemme skydive again...pretty pleaseeee
« Reply #28 on: June 17, 2009, 10:41:23 AM »
DEATH
I kinda worry about that.
It can happen and it does happen.  If you die skydiving the insurance companies legally have the right to call it a suicide therefore nullifying all policies.
If it was totally safe they wouldn't have any legal recourse to do this practice.

You're single aren't you?

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I fail to see how that is relevant though?
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Re: Convince my gurlfriend to lemme skydive again...pretty pleaseeee
« Reply #29 on: June 17, 2009, 11:29:27 AM »

SEE!  I knew this was going to be a problem  >:(  Nip it in the bud I always say!

NO, I'M NOT IN MISSOURI >:(




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Re: Convince my gurlfriend to lemme skydive again...pretty pleaseeee
« Reply #30 on: June 17, 2009, 12:42:37 PM »
31, 32, kinda keeps going like that



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thankyou to everyone that has helped...sorry i couldn't say that yesterday but i had a mad migraine..it continues today but better :-\ and i just couldn't look at my bright putter screen for long..

most of the jumps i've made were done in 1 summer...i ws going like 4 times/week...nowa days i jump once/yr in the summers
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« Reply #31 on: June 17, 2009, 01:15:19 PM »
thankyou to everyone that has helped...sorry i couldn't say that yesterday but i had a mad migraine..it continues today but better :-\ and i just couldn't look at my bright putter screen for long..

most of the jumps i've made were done in 1 summer...i ws going like 4 times/week...nowa days i jump once/yr in the summers

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Re: Convince my gurlfriend to lemme skydive again...pretty pleaseeee
« Reply #32 on: June 17, 2009, 01:27:42 PM »
Hey look what happened to Always Sore when he was using teal :'(













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Re: Convince my gurlfriend to lemme skydive again...pretty pleaseeee
« Reply #33 on: June 17, 2009, 01:39:06 PM »
i don't remember

Oh wait...I think it was Al-Gebra, not AS.  And he received a sound thrashing!



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Re: Convince my gurlfriend to lemme skydive again...pretty pleaseeee
« Reply #34 on: June 17, 2009, 01:55:14 PM »
Oh wait...I think it was Al-Gebra, not AS.  And he received a sound thrashing!



I miss those guys :'(

oh ok.


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« Reply #35 on: June 17, 2009, 03:01:27 PM »
That is impressive!  Ever thought of being an instructor?



gawd i feel bad for your friend ...although it did make me smile  :-X

instructor....me...nahhh ...in maryland the first 8 jumps ya do hafta be tandem and talking to my jumpmaster i gather its really hard to control a jump if the other person is over 200ish lbs...besides i've seen 1 too many people pee and poop themselves (usually older people..60 n above) and get all that stuff on the jumpmaster to actually consider it...last time it ws some geneticist lady jumping on her 70th some b-day...she son bought her the jump as a present...long story short..she went fetal ..soo she had one helluva fast jump/landing and 2 she pooped her self  :-X
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« Reply #36 on: June 17, 2009, 03:05:14 PM »
hahahahahaha  ;D

  My biggest fear was forgetting which cord to pull.  Three weeks after that dive, my jump master died in a plane crash and the dive club folded.[/color]

the altameter will auto deploy your shoot at 2000 ft..in case ya pass out...

i got yelled at once(by airport manager) cause i payed the pilor an extra 200 to put the cesna in a vertical climb ;D  went to 16500 ft instead of the usual 12000 and unhooked my altameter from the auto deploy and pulled under 1000ft ;D  i only had like 400 ft to go by the time my canopy opened and it ws one hard landing by mang o man twas fun!

HALO babyee! ;D

although the airport manager ws so red in the face i thought he ws gonna have a fit and die ;D
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Re: Convince my gurlfriend to lemme skydive again...pretty pleaseeee
« Reply #37 on: June 17, 2009, 03:06:20 PM »
Okay, so it's obviously a passion, not just a passing fling.

This Convince my gurlfriend to lemme skydive again...pretty pleaseeee has more than skydiving at it's root.

i prolly will..i usually tell my mum and or girl after the fact!
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Re: Convince my gurlfriend to lemme skydive again...pretty pleaseeee
« Reply #38 on: June 17, 2009, 03:27:34 PM »
the altameter will auto deploy your shoot at 2000 ft..in case ya pass out...

i got yelled at once(by airport manager) cause i payed the pilor an extra 200 to put the cesna in a vertical climb ;D  went to 16500 ft instead of the usual 12000 and unhooked my altameter from the auto deploy and pulled under 1000ft ;D  i only had like 400 ft to go by the time my canopy opened and it ws one hard landing by mang o man twas fun!

HALO babyee! ;D

although the airport manager ws so red in the face i thought he ws gonna have a fit and die ;D

It's these kind of antics that indicate this may not be the best activity for you.  Everything has risks; at least play by the rules.
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Re: Convince my gurlfriend to lemme skydive again...pretty pleaseeee
« Reply #39 on: June 17, 2009, 03:30:01 PM »
Gee S-O-R-R-Y.  I remember you had a Kansas Gayhawks avatar and thought you went there but was from MO.   

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« Reply #40 on: June 17, 2009, 04:17:41 PM »
It's these kind of antics that indicate this may not be the best activity for you.  Everything has risks; at least play by the rules.

my girl absolutely refuses to consider BASE jumping  >:(
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Re: Convince my gurlfriend to lemme skydive again...pretty pleaseeee
« Reply #41 on: June 17, 2009, 07:50:01 PM »
never did that

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« Reply #42 on: June 17, 2009, 07:54:54 PM »
my girl absolutely refuses to consider BASE jumping  >:(

I wouldn't either.  I'd rather have a longer free fall and the extra footage in case something goes wrong.
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Re: Convince my gurlfriend to lemme skydive again...pretty pleaseeee
« Reply #43 on: June 17, 2009, 07:56:32 PM »
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« Reply #44 on: June 17, 2009, 08:26:01 PM »
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« Reply #45 on: June 17, 2009, 08:32:46 PM »
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lets do it!  base jump in a cave i mean.

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« Reply #46 on: June 17, 2009, 08:39:09 PM »
lets do it!  base jump in a cave i mean.

can u imagine the wind rushing silently past your face at 100mph as you plunge into darkness and then u hear a pop! and your canopy opens!

awesome!
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« Reply #47 on: June 17, 2009, 08:41:20 PM »
that would be awesome.  I went unerwater cave exploring and it was great.  to look up and see the sun shine through the opening and then pitch black behind you.  I liked the serenity in diving.

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« Reply #48 on: June 17, 2009, 08:47:29 PM »
that would be awesome.  I went unerwater cave exploring and it was great.  to look up and see the sun shine through the opening and then pitch black behind you.  I liked the serenity in diving.

u mean sprelunking?  now that i'd find scary
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« Reply #49 on: June 17, 2009, 08:49:14 PM »
u mean sprelunking?  now that i'd find scary

yup, it is actually a lot of fun.  some scary moments though.  but great.  We did some shipwreck dives too.  We went regular spelunking and there were times were it got hairy.