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Not to bore you with background detail, I went to this Milf's place (30yrs old) in Chelsea after a night out, very pretty but a bit cocky, petite tanned, plastic boobs (not too big this time), we sit on the bed, I try and be polite and act like Im not just after sex so I started to make "deep" convo to try and show off the intelligent getbigger that I am and her 3 yr old son came up in conversation, girl breaks down in tears and starts crying hysterically, the kid has some firm of ADHD and she can't cope with her life no more. Now here I am at 4am in some randoms man's house comforting his woman and I can't get her to calm down.
I start to think of ways to exit this situation as the crying got worse, then she passionately kisses me whilst crying and starts making out with me....she pushes me down and start giving me a very fast action BJ and very mechanical (still crying) my c*ck was covered in tears, snot the whole slop and she was not slowing down...I was confused as hell and felt like this is very very wrong, I looked down and there a woman crying her eyes out with my cock in her mouth and yet I was loving it, felt like the best BJ I ever had. Came like a king and got the hell out as quickly as I could politely manage.
Haven't spoke to her and she just txt me this morning "hi babe" with no mention of our starnge encounter ???
One chick I won't be seeing again.
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That's sick man, I hope your dad doesn't find out.
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Name and number? and her exact location?
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And what part of this was the negative experience... Hysterical alcohol fueled emotions are the most vulnerable position a woman can be in, good going.
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I was dating a girl once who would not put out and I got frustrated one night at my place and told her lets forget it cause we have being on many dates and I am not getting anywhere, so she she started crying and told me not to break up with her, then she started kissing me while crying and we started having sex, I remember her riding my cock with tears flowing down her cheeks it was really weird so I can totally relate.
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I was dating a girl once who would not put out and I got frustrated one night at my place and told her lets forget it cause we have being on many dates and I am not getting anywhere, so she she started crying and told me not to break up with her, then she started kissing me while crying and we started having sex, I remember her riding my cock with tears flowing down her cheeks it was really weird so I can totally relate.
This would have called for a change in position preferably one where her tears are not visible.
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most girls cry when I fuck them. Don't understand why ???
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most girls cry when I fuck them. Don't understand why ???
Because they come to their senses in the middle of the sex and wonder why do i have a disgusting pig on top of me. :D
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Not bore you with background detail, I went to this Milf's place (30yrs old) in Chelsea after a night out, very pretty but a bit cocky, petite tanned, plastic boobs (not too big this time), we sit on the bed, I try and be polite and act like Im not just after sex so I started to make "deep" convo to try and show off the intelligent getbigger that I am and her 3 yr old son came up in conversation, girl breaks down in tears and starts crying hysterically, the kid has some firm of ADHD and she can't cope with her life no more. Now here I am at 4am in some randoms man's house comforting his woman and I can't get her to calm down.
I start to think of ways to exit this situation as the crying got worse, then she passionately kisses me whilst crying and starts making out with me....she pushes me down and start giving me a very fast action BJ and very mechanical (still crying) my c*ck was covered in tears, snot the whole slop and she was not slowing down...I was confused as hell and felt like this is very very wrong, I looked down and there a woman crying her eyes out with my cock in her mouth and yet I was loving it, felt like the best BJ I ever had. Came like a king and got the hell out as quickly as I could politely manage.
Haven't spoke to her and she just txt me this morning "hi babe" with no mention of our starnge encounter ???
One chick I won't be seeing again.
this is lovely
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Your story have me a chubby, and also reminded me of Halle Berry in Monsters Ball. Excuse me, I'm going to crack one off.
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Name and number? and her exact location?
haahahahaha
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I got nothin'
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I never fucked a gal who was crying when I started.
But I sure done cum in a few gals who were crying at the end of it.
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we sit on the bed, I try and be polite and act like Im not just after sex so I started to make "deep" convo to try and show off the intelligent getbigger that I am
Way to go, numbnuts.
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Not bore you with background detail, I went to this Milf's place (30yrs old) in Chelsea after a night out, very pretty but a bit cocky, petite tanned, plastic boobs (not too big this time), we sit on the bed, I try and be polite and act like Im not just after sex so I started to make "deep" convo to try and show off the intelligent getbigger that I am and her 3 yr old son came up in conversation, girl breaks down in tears and starts crying hysterically, the kid has some firm of ADHD and she can't cope with her life no more. Now here I am at 4am in some randoms man's house comforting his woman and I can't get her to calm down.
I start to think of ways to exit this situation as the crying got worse, then she passionately kisses me whilst crying and starts making out with me....she pushes me down and start giving me a very fast action BJ and very mechanical (still crying) my c*ck was covered in tears, snot the whole slop and she was not slowing down...I was confused as hell and felt like this is very very wrong, I looked down and there a woman crying her eyes out with my cock in her mouth and yet I was loving it, felt like the best BJ I ever had. Came like a king and got the hell out as quickly as I could politely manage.
Haven't spoke to her and she just txt me this morning "hi babe" with no mention of our starnge encounter ???
One chick I won't be seeing again.
Thats what you think.
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Not bore you with background detail, I went to this Milf's place (30yrs old) in Chelsea after a night out, very pretty but a bit cocky, petite tanned, plastic boobs (not too big this time), we sit on the bed, I try and be polite and act like Im not just after sex so I started to make "deep" convo to try and show off the intelligent getbigger that I am and her 3 yr old son came up in conversation, girl breaks down in tears and starts crying hysterically, the kid has some firm of ADHD and she can't cope with her life no more. Now here I am at 4am in some randoms man's house comforting his woman and I can't get her to calm down.
I start to think of ways to exit this situation as the crying got worse, then she passionately kisses me whilst crying and starts making out with me....she pushes me down and start giving me a very fast action BJ and very mechanical (still crying) my c*ck was covered in tears, snot the whole slop and she was not slowing down...I was confused as hell and felt like this is very very wrong, I looked down and there a woman crying her eyes out with my cock in her mouth and yet I was loving it, felt like the best BJ I ever had. Came like a king and got the hell out as quickly as I could politely manage.
Haven't spoke to her and she just txt me this morning "hi babe" with no mention of our starnge encounter ???
One chick I won't be seeing again.
Nothing about this sounds even remotely bad.
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Way to go, numbnuts.
what's your problem shit worm
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Some women actually cry after sex, it's just how they respond to orgasm/sex. As in, they do it almost every time.
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Because they come to their senses in the middle of the sex and wonder why do i have a disgusting pig on top of me. :D
I always thought it was the cold cement floors in my basement or the shackles.
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Some women actually cry after sex, it's just how they respond to orgasm/sex. As in, they do it almost every time.
Do you mean the fact that you rugby tackled her in a park and then ripped her clothes whilst she screamed "NO" has nothing to with it?
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Not bore you with background detail, I went to this Milf's place (30yrs old) in Chelsea after a night out, very pretty but a bit cocky, petite tanned, plastic boobs (not too big this time), we sit on the bed, I try and be polite and act like Im not just after sex so I started to make "deep" convo to try and show off the intelligent getbigger that I am and her 3 yr old son came up in conversation, girl breaks down in tears and starts crying hysterically, the kid has some firm of ADHD and she can't cope with her life no more. Now here I am at 4am in some randoms man's house comforting his woman and I can't get her to calm down.
I start to think of ways to exit this situation as the crying got worse, then she passionately kisses me whilst crying and starts making out with me....she pushes me down and start giving me a very fast action BJ and very mechanical (still crying) my c*ck was covered in tears, snot the whole slop and she was not slowing down...I was confused as hell and felt like this is very very wrong, I looked down and there a woman crying her eyes out with my cock in her mouth and yet I was loving it, felt like the best BJ I ever had. Came like a king and got the hell out as quickly as I could politely manage.
Haven't spoke to her and she just txt me this morning "hi babe" with no mention of our starnge encounter ???
One chick I won't be seeing again.
Ever thought of writing a blog?
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Thats what you think.
I'm not sure I want my knob to be drenched in her salty tears again and I am allergic to women with baggae and she has tons of it...more baggage than Heathrow airport.
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Do you mean the fact that you rugby tackled her in a park and then ripped her clothes whilst she screamed "NO" has nothing to with it?
No the reason is because they thought they were coming over to get an orgasm
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I'm not sure I want my knob to be drenched in her salty tears again and I am allergic to women with baggae and she has tons of it...more baggage than Heathrow airport.
You may not have a choice, she sounds a fruit loop.
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I'm not sure I want my knob to be drenched in her salty tears again and I am allergic to women with baggae and she has tons of it...more baggage than Heathrow airport.
She'll probably be slicing her wrists on your doorstep in the next few days.
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Ever thought of writing a blog?
I have tons of crazy sex stories I've accumulated over the years, some involve me ending up in sex parties and secret club rooms with open orgies, cocaine snorted off my manhood and all sorts of shit, once a girl I was having sex with almost died and I had to take her to A&E bleeding heavily in my car from her whomb......
I will think about it, may be even a book, something like 50 shades but a real story not a googled bs that fat bitch did with poor writing skills.
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I have tons of crazy sex stories I've accumulated over the years, some involve me ending up in sex parties and secret club rooms with open orgies, once a girl I was having sex with almost died and I had to take her to A&E bleeding heavily in my car from her whomb......
I will think about it, may be even a book, something like 50 shades but a real story not a googled bs that fat bitch did with poor writing skills.
What about dogging?
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I have tons of crazy sex stories I've accumulated over the years, some involve me ending up in sex parties and secret club rooms with open rogies, once a girl I was having sex with almost died and I had to take her to A&E bleeding heavily in my car from her whomb......
I will think about it, may be even a book, something like 50 shades but a real story not a googled bs that fat bitch did with poor writing skills.
I foreseeing some UKGold revelations....
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I'm not sure I want my knob to be drenched in her salty tears again and I am allergic to women with baggae and she has tons of it...more baggage than Heathrow airport.
4 sure
This is certainly one chick you do not want to revisit.
My son had (and has but managed) some learning disabilities. Still - I would not go out to a nightclub, take some strange fella home and suck his cheesy knob whilst crying over my childs' future prospects.
To be fair though, I wouldn't put it past myself to get a few sympathy vaginas out of it - even if the lad is in top group for math & IT now....
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I foreseeing some UKGold revelations....
NOTHING homo has ever been done, apart from that time when a girl tongued my ass.
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I have tons of crazy sex stories I've accumulated over the years, some involve me ending up in sex parties and secret club rooms with open orgies, cocaine snorted off my manhood and all sorts of shit, once a girl I was having sex with almost died and I had to take her to A&E bleeding heavily in my car from her whomb......
I will think about it, may be even a book, something like 50 shades but a real story not a googled bs that fat bitch did with poor writing skills.
Has any of it made you happier or was it just seeking instant gratification in the moment?Seems like you go to alot of effort for these undertakings.
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I foreseeing some UKGold revelations....
;D
Next thread title will be
"Well that didn't go as planned!"
What's up guys, well last night I met up with this French girl I met on the stock exchange, after a few glasses of wine and some small talk about the weather, she whips out this huge black strap on and starts waving it in my face! So I kissed it and licked it just to play along, as there was a really awkward atmosphere and the next thing I know im on all fours biting the arm of the sofa and getting a right seeing to LOL!
Woke up the next morning feeling very wierd about the whole thing
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Has any of it made you happier or was it just seeking instant gratification in the moment?Seems like you go to alot of effort for these undertakings.
I wouldn't say it makes happier, although I do think I am naturally a happy person, always been a grinning loud laughing kid, and havent changed, I do believe this attaracts people to me (women) as well as their shallowness (being a tall and fairly well built Moor). For me, as long that I feel healthy and have a little bit of money in my pocket then Im happy, or atleast I feel this way when I wake up and go to sleep. Experiences in life good ones and mistakes make me feel like I am living.
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I wouldn't say it makes happier, although I do think I am naturally a happy person, always been a grinning loud laughing kid, and havent changed, I do believe this attaracts people to me (women) as well as their shallowness (being a tall and fairly well built Moor). For me, as long that I feel healthy and have a little bit of money in my pocket then Im happy, or atleast I feel this way when I wake up and go to sleep. Experiences in life good ones and mistakes make me feel like I am living.
Fair play then, as long as it isn't some kind of addiction.
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Fair play then, as long as it isn't some kind of addiction.
I don't think it is, I have dated girls for 12/18 months and not cheated, and do sometimes chose to stay at home and catch up with friends in a pub over seeing a girl sometimes, sometimes I even chose a gym sesh over seeing a girl or just resting after a long week, how bad I want to "hit it" depends on the hotness of the girl (and if cycling test)
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Not to bore you with background detail, I went to this Milf's place (30yrs old) in Chelsea after a night out, very pretty but a bit cocky, petite tanned, plastic boobs (not too big this time), we sit on the bed, I try and be polite and act like Im not just after sex so I started to make "deep" convo to try and show off the intelligent getbigger that I am and her 3 yr old son came up in conversation, girl breaks down in tears and starts crying hysterically, the kid has some firm of ADHD and she can't cope with her life no more. Now here I am at 4am in some randoms man's house comforting his woman and I can't get her to calm down.
I start to think of ways to exit this situation as the crying got worse, then she passionately kisses me whilst crying and starts making out with me....she pushes me down and start giving me a very fast action BJ and very mechanical (still crying) my c*ck was covered in tears, snot the whole slop and she was not slowing down...I was confused as hell and felt like this is very very wrong, I looked down and there a woman crying her eyes out with my cock in her mouth and yet I was loving it, felt like the best BJ I ever had. Came like a king and got the hell out as quickly as I could politely manage.
Haven't spoke to her and she just txt me this morning "hi babe" with no mention of our starnge encounter ???
One chick I won't be seeing again.
potential rape allegation
you could be fucked
delete this thread im serious
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potential rape allegation
you could be fucked
delete this thread im serious
She was the one who instigated the sex, I was had my jeans on and belt on...etc she took it all off and whipped out my thingy, she text me this morning saying hi and stuff, will keep it saved and screen shot it.
Manking me parranoid now :-\
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That's sick man, I hope your dad doesn't find out.
hahahaha :D a great story and even greater rebuttal. classic GB right here.
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She was the one who instigated the sex, I was had my jeans on and belt on...etc she took it all off and whipped out my thingy, she text me this morning saying hi and stuff, will keep it saved and screen shot it.
Manking me parranoid now :-\
im trying to help
in the uk they are under enormous pressure to get more convictions in this area
she has to give you informed consent
was she in the mental state to make a rational informed choice as to what she was doing?
if you got interviewed and you said she was in floods of tears at the time.....
it could be argued that her consent was not informed
another example of this is if she is too drunk to give consent
she clearly has issues
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what's your problem shit worm
There's a time to talk and there's a time to screw, and a wise man knows which is called for.
So don't turn up to defend your dissertation and whip it out.
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http://www.avoiceformalestudents.com/protection/reducing-the-chances-of-being-falsely-accused/
Specific situations where this occurs:
(1) Having sex with a woman who has a husband or a boyfriend. Aside from the moral considerations of interfering with someone’s marriage or committed relationship, you should avoid this at all costs because it is ground zero for a false rape claim. Even if you think the woman is estranged from her husband or boyfriend, you may not know for sure, and there is always the possibility they will get back together soon. Too often, the innocent male won’t know that she’s married or has a boyfriend — a cautionary tale about the dangers of bedding a woman you don’t know well.
:o
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im trying to help
in the uk they are under enormous pressure to get more convictions in this area
she has to give you informed consent
was she in the mental state to make a rational informed choice as to what she was doing?
if you got interviewed and you said she was in floods of tears at the time.....
it could be argued that her consent was not informed
another example of this is if she is too drunk to give consent
she clearly has issues
She wasn't drunk and we I didn't penetrate her, we talked she got emotional over her life and pushed me down and blew me.
I will meet her for a coffee again/ light bite as she wants to see me again wednesday.
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She wasn't drunk and we I didn't penetrate her, we talked she got emotional over her life and pushed me down and blew me.
I will meet her for a coffee again/ light bite as she wants to see me again wednesday.
Maybe you can get another tearful hummer under the table. Wouldn't that be exciting?
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Well I can't delete the whole thread and if I delete my opening post the other guys have quoted me.
:-[
TBH if anyone didn;t consent here IS ME...she pushed me down adn whipped out my cock, I never insitigated it nor agreed to it. I was subjected to it.
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Well I can't delete the whole thread and if I delete my opening post the other guys have quoted me.
:-[
TBH if anyone didn;t consent here IS ME...she pushed me down adn whipped out my cock, I never insitigated it nor agreed to it. I was subjected to it.
Poor you.
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Poor you.
My ass got tongued a couple of weeks ago, now this happens...Im starting to feel a bit like a used up whore
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My ass got tongued a couple of weeks ago, now this happens...Im starting to feel a bit like a used up whore
Must be all the loony chicks cruising getbig and looking for prey, never post a face pic, dems da rules.
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All UK getbiggers claim to go out in places like Chelsea or Mayfair! Me? I go out in Slough! Whats the problem?
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All UK getbiggers claim to go out in places like Chelsea or Mayfair! Me? I go out in Slough! Whats the problem?
Note to self……avoid Slough.
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Sloughs great, the gyms in Slough, good pubs good bars and some good coke to stick up ya! If you re in Slough get it off the Albanian crew.
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Sloughs great, the gyms in Slough, good pubs good bars and some good coke to stick up ya! If you re in Slough get it off the Albanian crew.
Way to miss the point.
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Sloughs great, the gyms in Slough, good pubs good bars and some good cock to stick up ya! If you re in Slough get it off the Albanian crew.
:o
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potential rape allegation
you could be fucked
delete this thread im serious
This girl that I visit the other day I slept over and woke up in the morning to find her giving me a blowjob and I never gave her permission to do it, do you think its too late to report it to the police.
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This girl that I visit the other day I slept over and woke up in the morning to find her giving me a blowjob and I never gave her permission to do it, do you think its too late to report it to the police.
I had the same done to me, a girl sat on my morning wood, i was a sleep next thing theres a girl on my dick, she said she woke up and felt me hard.....morning wood is a natural occurrence and she used it without my consent.
Bigmc please advise on my rights here
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This girl that I visit the other day I slept over and woke up in the morning to find her giving me a blowjob and I never gave her permission to do it, do you think its too late to report it to the police.
The "girl" you visit has a cock and balls, you skid mark licking nut chewer.
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potential rape allegation
you could be fucked
delete this thread im serious
Yes, Yes!
exactly what I was seeing.
Not fucking kidding.
Bad news. All the way, unstable women, alcohol, emotion fueled sexual acts, bad news bro.
dead fucking serious.
be happy you got the "hey babe" text for deniability. DO NOT DELETE THAT.
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:D
if BJ was great maybe you should try a dry one as well ;D
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Yes, Yes!
exactly what I was seeing.
Not fucking kidding.
Bad news. All the way, unstable women, alcohol, emotion fueled sexual acts, bad news bro.
dead fucking serious.
be happy you got the "hey babe" text for deniability. DO NOT DELETE THAT.
She's sent more text since then saying how she likes and feels embarrassed abt her behaviour and we're having lunch on weds
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Not to bore you with background detail, I went to this Milf's place (30yrs old) in Chelsea after a night out, very pretty but a bit cocky, petite tanned, plastic boobs (not too big this time), we sit on the bed, I try and be polite and act like Im not just after sex so I started to make "deep" convo to try and show off the intelligent getbigger that I am and her 3 yr old son came up in conversation, girl breaks down in tears and starts crying hysterically, the kid has some firm of ADHD and she can't cope with her life no more. Now here I am at 4am in some randoms man's house comforting his woman and I can't get her to calm down.
I start to think of ways to exit this situation as the crying got worse, then she passionately kisses me whilst crying and starts making out with me....she pushes me down and start giving me a very fast action BJ and very mechanical (still crying) my c*ck was covered in tears, snot the whole slop and she was not slowing down...I was confused as hell and felt like this is very very wrong, I looked down and there a woman crying her eyes out with my cock in her mouth and yet I was loving it, felt like the best BJ I ever had. Came like a king and got the hell out as quickly as I could politely manage.
Haven't spoke to her and she just txt me this morning "hi babe" with no mention of our starnge encounter ???
One chick I won't be seeing again.
You will be calling her soon. ;)
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I had the same done to me, a girl sat on my morning wood, i was a sleep next thing theres a girl on my dick, she said she woke up and felt me hard.....morning wood is a natural occurrence and she used it without my consent.
Bigmc please advise on my rights here
she has violated you mate
you should become a vegan and go and live in a commune
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ADHD kids and high doses of steroids in the boyfriend/step dad/parent is a stroke waiting to happen. RUNNNNNN
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she has violated you mate
Bloody abusive young hot blonde chicks with big boobs >:( I'm no longer toleranting this
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Bloody abusive young hot blonde chicks with big boobs >:( I'm no longer toleranting this
send me some naked pics of said hot blonde
just to make sure i dont make the same mistake :)
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Didn't read the comments yet. How did you deduce that you were in "some random man's" house?
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Didn't read the comments yet. How did you deduce that you in "some random man's" house?
Shes separated and he moved out a few weeks ago....so it's his house.
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send me some naked pics of said hot blonde
just to make sure i dont make the same mistake :)
I like your professionalism Bigmc lol
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wow another strong story bro keep em cumming
totally deranged, yet hot seem to go hand in hand by my experience
all in all, if tears are flowing at that moment, probably not a long term prospect
most likely some daddy issues going on :)
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most girls cry when I fuck them. Don't understand why ???
Don't worry, it's very common with rape.
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totally deranged, yet hot seem to go hand in hand by my experience
Unfortunately that's the case, most girls I really like and could see as long term material tend to be a 5 or a 6 at best. If u find an 8,9 10.....keep her cos trust me it's hard to find sane ones.
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Unfortunately that's the case, most girls I really like and could see as long term material tend to be a 5 or a 6 at best. If u find an 8,9 10.....keep her cos trust me it's hard to find sane ones.
bro- they're all fucked. best one can hope for is finding one whos level of fuckedupness you can tolerate for a period of time.
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A woman crying while she's giving you head? Shit people pay extra for that kind of thing...That will go into your spank bank for future use...
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Thats what you think.
LOL!
All kidding aside, in 20 years, this will be the memorable sex you'll think back to. the crazy shit.
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Yesterday I went to the mall and as soon as I walked in the door chicks started sucking my dick and spreading their ass cheeks.
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It's not right to take advantage of stupid women.
(no homo)
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Quick update, we had a coffee in Costa, a very big busy costa, I made sure I made her laugh as we were facign CCTV cameras, she text me saying how lovely I am and that she'd like to see me again (not happening I can tell you that)
But I don't feel parranoid now, she seems very normal by day, a bit too much lip pouting and was even wearing fake lashes and drenched in perfume. A propper typical Essex milf who made it to Chelsea.
This book is closed.
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Quick update, we had a coffee in Costa, a very big busy costa, I made sure I made her laugh as we were facign CCTV cameras, she text me saying how lovely I am and that she'd like to see me again (not happening I can tell you that)
But I don't feel parranoid now, she seems very normal by day, a bit too much lip pouting and was even wearing fake lashes and drenched in perfume. A propper typical Essex milf who made it to Chelsea.
This book is closed.
well played brother
if she texts you again
tell her she is too sexually aggressive for you ;D
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SuperTed, it wasn't a sensual cry, it was like a scene from Hostel when the girl is asbout to die that sort of crying.
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SuperTed, it wasn't a sensual cry, it was like a scene from Hostel when the girl is asbout to die that sort of crying.
Lmao!
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SuperTed, it wasn't a sensual cry, it was like a scene from Hostel when the girl is asbout to die that sort of crying.
LOL :D
That would probably have made me feel a bit uneasy. Would have been a memorable experience though.
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most girls cry when I fuck them. Don't understand why ???
^^
Your Mom said it was your beard...
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Not to bore you with background detail, I went to this Milf's place (30yrs old) in Chelsea after a night out, very pretty but a bit cocky, petite tanned, plastic boobs (not too big this time), we sit on the bed, I try and be polite and act like Im not just after sex so I started to make "deep" convo to try and show off the intelligent getbigger that I am and her 3 yr old son came up in conversation, girl breaks down in tears and starts crying hysterically, the kid has some firm of ADHD and she can't cope with her life no more. Now here I am at 4am in some randoms man's house comforting his woman and I can't get her to calm down.
I start to think of ways to exit this situation as the crying got worse, then she passionately kisses me whilst crying and starts making out with me....she pushes me down and start giving me a very fast action BJ and very mechanical (still crying) my c*ck was covered in tears, snot the whole slop and she was not slowing down...I was confused as hell and felt like this is very very wrong, I looked down and there a woman crying her eyes out with my cock in her mouth and yet I was loving it, felt like the best BJ I ever had. Came like a king and got the hell out as quickly as I could politely manage.
Haven't spoke to her and she just txt me this morning "hi babe" with no mention of our starnge encounter ???
One chick I won't be seeing again.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HA! "my cock covered in tears" KAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA!
Gold man, Gold.
Even if is bullshit.
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LOL :D
That would probably have made me feel a bit uneasy. Would have been a memorable experience though.
It was stressful, bitch was howling at 4am, I don't need that shit in my life.
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give him some ritalin / concerta
problem solved.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! "my cock covered in tears" KAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA!
Gold man, Gold.
Even if is bullshit.
I never bullshit, I do back up a lot of what I say with pics, but getting my fone camera out whilst the woman was howling and coverin my cock with snot and tears would not have crossed my mind at the time, as it was somewhat a distressing situation for me.
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I never bullshit, I do back up a lot of what I say with pics, but getting my fone camera out whilst the woman was howling and coverin my cock with snot and tears would not have crossed my mind at the time, as it was somewhat a distressing situation for me.
Was it so distressing that you failed to bust a nut?