Strange Sexual Encounter

[Skorp1o]

Ever thought of writing a blog?

I have tons of crazy sex stories I've accumulated over the years, some involve me ending up in sex parties and secret club rooms with open orgies, cocaine snorted off my manhood and all sorts of shit, once a girl I was having sex with almost died and I had to take her to A&E bleeding heavily in my car from her whomb......

I will think about it, may be even a book, something like 50 shades but a real story not a googled bs that fat bitch did with poor writing skills.

[BigCyp]

I have tons of crazy sex stories I've accumulated over the years, some involve me ending up in sex parties and secret club rooms with open orgies, once a girl I was having sex with almost died and I had to take her to A&E bleeding heavily in my car from her whomb......

I will think about it, may be even a book, something like 50 shades but a real story not a googled bs that fat bitch did with poor writing skills.

What about dogging?

[Parker]

I have tons of crazy sex stories I've accumulated over the years, some involve me ending up in sex parties and secret club rooms with open rogies, once a girl I was having sex with almost died and I had to take her to A&E bleeding heavily in my car from her whomb......

I will think about it, may be even a book, something like 50 shades but a real story not a googled bs that fat bitch did with poor writing skills.

I foreseeing some UKGold revelations....

[pedro01]

I'm not sure I want my knob to be drenched in her salty tears again and I am allergic to women with baggae and she has tons of it...more baggage than Heathrow airport.

4 sure

This is certainly one chick you do not want to revisit.

My son had (and has but  managed) some learning disabilities. Still - I would not go out to a nightclub, take some strange fella home and suck his cheesy knob whilst crying over my childs' future prospects.

To be fair though, I wouldn't put it past myself to get a few sympathy vaginas out of it - even if the lad is in top group for math & IT now....

[Skorp1o]

I foreseeing some UKGold revelations....

NOTHING homo has ever been done, apart from that time when a girl tongued my ass.

[Army of One]

I have tons of crazy sex stories I've accumulated over the years, some involve me ending up in sex parties and secret club rooms with open orgies, cocaine snorted off my manhood and all sorts of shit, once a girl I was having sex with almost died and I had to take her to A&E bleeding heavily in my car from her whomb......

I will think about it, may be even a book, something like 50 shades but a real story not a googled bs that fat bitch did with poor writing skills.

Has any of it made you happier or was it just seeking instant gratification in the moment?Seems like you go to alot of effort for these undertakings.

[BigCyp]

I foreseeing some UKGold revelations....

 

Next thread title will be

"Well that didn't go as planned!"

What's up guys, well last night I met up with this French girl I met on the stock exchange, after a few glasses of wine and some small talk about the weather, she whips out this huge black strap on and starts waving it in my face! So I kissed it and licked it just to play along, as there was a really awkward atmosphere and the next thing I know im on all fours biting the arm of the sofa and getting a right seeing to LOL!

Woke up the next morning feeling very wierd about the whole thing
 

[Skorp1o]

Has any of it made you happier or was it just seeking instant gratification in the moment?Seems like you go to alot of effort for these undertakings.

I wouldn't say it makes happier, although I do think I am naturally a happy person, always been a grinning loud laughing kid, and havent changed, I do believe this attaracts people to me (women) as well as their shallowness (being a tall and fairly well built Moor). For me, as long that I feel healthy and have a little bit of money in my pocket then Im happy, or atleast I feel this way when I wake up and go to sleep. Experiences in life good ones and mistakes make me feel like I am living.

[Army of One]

I wouldn't say it makes happier, although I do think I am naturally a happy person, always been a grinning loud laughing kid, and havent changed, I do believe this attaracts people to me (women) as well as their shallowness (being a tall and fairly well built Moor). For me, as long that I feel healthy and have a little bit of money in my pocket then Im happy, or atleast I feel this way when I wake up and go to sleep. Experiences in life good ones and mistakes make me feel like I am living.

Fair play then, as long as it isn't some kind of addiction.

[Skorp1o]

Fair play then, as long as it isn't some kind of addiction.

I don't think it is, I have dated girls for 12/18 months and not cheated, and do sometimes chose to stay at home and catch up with friends in a pub over seeing a girl sometimes, sometimes I even chose a gym sesh over seeing a girl or just resting after a long week, how bad I want to "hit it" depends on the hotness of the girl (and if cycling test)

[bigmc]

Not to bore you with background detail, I went to this Milf's place (30yrs old)  in Chelsea after a night out, very pretty but a bit cocky, petite tanned, plastic boobs (not too big this time), we sit on the bed, I try and be polite and act like Im not just after sex so I started to make "deep" convo to try and show off the intelligent getbigger that I am and her 3 yr old son came up in conversation, girl breaks down in tears and starts crying hysterically, the kid has some firm of ADHD and she can't cope with her life no more. Now here I am at 4am in some randoms man's house comforting his woman and I can't get her to calm down.

I start to think of ways to exit this situation as the crying got worse, then she passionately kisses me whilst crying and starts making out with me....she pushes me down and start giving me a very fast action BJ and very mechanical (still crying) my c*ck was covered in tears, snot the whole slop and she was not slowing down...I was confused as hell and felt like this is very very wrong, I looked down and there a woman crying her eyes out with my cock in her mouth and yet I was loving it, felt like the best BJ I ever had. Came like a king and got the hell out as quickly as I could politely manage.

Haven't spoke to her and she just txt me this morning "hi babe" with no mention of our starnge encounter  

One chick I won't be seeing again.

potential rape allegation

you could be fucked

delete this thread im serious

[Skorp1o]

potential rape allegation

you could be fucked

delete this thread im serious

She was the one who instigated the sex, I was had my jeans on and belt on...etc she took it all off and whipped out my thingy, she text me this morning saying hi and stuff, will keep it saved and screen shot it.

Manking me parranoid now 

[no one]

That's sick man, I hope your dad doesn't find out.

hahahaha a great story and even greater rebuttal. classic GB right here.

[bigmc]

She was the one who instigated the sex, I was had my jeans on and belt on...etc she took it all off and whipped out my thingy, she text me this morning saying hi and stuff, will keep it saved and screen shot it.

Manking me parranoid now 

im trying to help

in the uk they are under enormous pressure to get more convictions in this area

she has to give you informed consent

was she in the mental state to make a rational informed choice as to what she was doing?

if you got interviewed and you said she was in floods of tears at the time.....

it could be argued that her consent was not informed

another example of this is if she is too drunk to give consent

she clearly has issues

[Tapeworm]

what's your problem shit worm

There's a time to talk and there's a time to screw, and a wise man knows which is called for.

So don't turn up to defend your dissertation and whip it out.

[Simple Simon]

http://www.avoiceformalestudents.com/protection/reducing-the-chances-of-being-falsely-accused/

Specific situations where this occurs:
(1) Having sex with a woman who has a husband or a boyfriend.  Aside from the moral considerations of interfering with someone’s marriage or committed relationship, you should avoid this at all costs because it is ground zero for a false rape claim. Even if you think the woman is estranged from her husband or boyfriend, you may not know for sure, and there is always the possibility they will get back together soon. Too often, the innocent male won’t know that she’s married or has a boyfriend — a cautionary tale about the dangers of bedding a woman you don’t know well.

 

[Skorp1o]

im trying to help

in the uk they are under enormous pressure to get more convictions in this area

she has to give you informed consent

was she in the mental state to make a rational informed choice as to what she was doing?

if you got interviewed and you said she was in floods of tears at the time.....

it could be argued that her consent was not informed

another example of this is if she is too drunk to give consent

she clearly has issues

She wasn't drunk and we I didn't penetrate her, we talked she got emotional over her life and pushed me down and blew me.

I will meet her for a coffee again/ light bite as she wants to see me again wednesday.

[_aj_]

She wasn't drunk and we I didn't penetrate her, we talked she got emotional over her life and pushed me down and blew me.

I will meet her for a coffee again/ light bite as she wants to see me again wednesday.

Maybe you can get another tearful hummer under the table. Wouldn't that be exciting?

[Skorp1o]

Well I can't delete the whole thread and if I delete my opening post the other guys have quoted me.

 

TBH if anyone didn;t consent here IS ME...she pushed me down adn whipped out my cock, I never insitigated it nor agreed to it. I was subjected to it.

[Simple Simon]

Well I can't delete the whole thread and if I delete my opening post the other guys have quoted me.

 

TBH if anyone didn;t consent here IS ME...she pushed me down adn whipped out my cock, I never insitigated it nor agreed to it. I was subjected to it.

Poor you.

[Skorp1o]

Poor you.

My ass got tongued a couple of weeks ago, now this happens...Im starting to feel a bit like a used up whore

[Simple Simon]

My ass got tongued a couple of weeks ago, now this happens...Im starting to feel a bit like a used up whore

Must be all the loony chicks cruising getbig and looking for prey, never post a face pic, dems da rules.

[Darren Avey]

All UK getbiggers claim to go out in places like Chelsea or Mayfair! Me? I go out in Slough! Whats the problem?

[Simple Simon]

All UK getbiggers claim to go out in places like Chelsea or Mayfair! Me? I go out in Slough! Whats the problem?

Note to self……avoid Slough.

[Darren Avey]

Sloughs great, the gyms in Slough, good pubs good bars and some good coke to stick up ya! If you re in Slough get it off the Albanian crew.