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Title: Joey Swoll fella is back
Post by: Big N on March 26, 2013, 08:02:45 PM
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-Discuss
Title: Re: Joey Swoll fella is back
Post by: Nomad on March 26, 2013, 08:11:44 PM
is that a bad photoshop or do his delts somehow disappear in 2nd pic
Title: Re: Joey Swoll fella is back
Post by: chaos on March 26, 2013, 08:12:19 PM
White weight belt is a clear sign that he bottoms.
Title: Re: Joey Swoll fella is back
Post by: Twaddle on March 26, 2013, 08:15:22 PM
White weight belt is a clear sign that he bottoms.

And you know this how?   :D
Title: Re: Joey Swoll fella is back
Post by: TrueGrit on March 26, 2013, 08:16:44 PM
 We know how this ends..
Title: Re: Joey Swoll fella is back
Post by: ChristopherA on March 26, 2013, 08:34:21 PM
He's in good shape, good on him. But we all know the gayass shit he's done to afford that build and he's certainly not that jacked. Ah who knows maybe he enjoys the shmoe slamming he's getting so its win-win
Title: Re: Joey Swoll fella is back
Post by: syntaxmachine on March 26, 2013, 08:47:04 PM
Maybe this man will derive more utils from his lifestyle in 40 years than the average joe bob will in 75, thus making it 'worth it' even though he will implode like a dying star shortly thereafter.

I'm not willing to make that bet for myself, and neither should most people for themselves.
Title: Re: Joey Swoll fella is back
Post by: tonymctones on March 26, 2013, 08:49:06 PM
He's in good shape, good on him. But we all know the gayass shit he's done to afford that build and he's certainly not that jacked. Ah who knows maybe he enjoys the shmoe slamming he's getting so its win-win
lol very optimistic of you
Title: Re: Joey Swoll fella is back
Post by: SF1900 on March 26, 2013, 08:52:07 PM
We know how this ends..
 

He will have the same faith as DA because they have the same personality. It will not end well for him.

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Title: Re: Joey Swoll fella is back
Post by: ChristopherA on March 26, 2013, 08:57:21 PM
Why do short dudes insist on gearing up so hard? He's def got more muscle than me but I pwn the shit out of him because I'm 6'1"
Title: Re: Joey Swoll fella is back
Post by: SF1900 on March 26, 2013, 08:58:47 PM
Why do short dudes insist on gearing up so hard? He's def got more muscle than me but I pwn the shit out of him because I'm 6'1"
   

Ronnie Coleman is 5'10" and geared up hard. So did Markus Ruhl. What's your point? Most look like shit, well, except Ronnie Coleman who was from another planet.
Title: Re: Joey Swoll fella is back
Post by: Nails on March 26, 2013, 09:03:23 PM
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Title: Re: Joey Swoll fella is back
Post by: Nails on March 26, 2013, 09:04:32 PM
Jayson and Joey Forearm Comparison




(http://distilleryimage8.s3.amazonaws.com/87bcd2888cbd11e2a3ff22000a1fb762_7.jpg)
Title: Re: Joey Swoll fella is back
Post by: Nails on March 26, 2013, 09:06:17 PM
(http://distilleryimage10.s3.amazonaws.com/b40896688c4211e29c2922000a9e48da_7.jpg)
Title: Re: Joey Swoll fella is back
Post by: timfogarty on March 26, 2013, 09:14:22 PM
http://musclememory.com/show.php?a=Sergo,+Joey
Title: Re: Joey Swoll fella is back
Post by: ChristopherA on March 26, 2013, 10:12:23 PM
   

Ronnie Coleman is 5'10" and geared up hard. So did Markus Ruhl. What's your point? Most look like shit, well, except Ronnie Coleman who was from another planet.
I am saying being over 6', it takes much less size to look impressive. Not talking about pros, they obviously take it to extremes and all ruin their asthetics anyway.
Title: Re: Joey Swoll fella is back
Post by: SF1900 on March 26, 2013, 10:13:49 PM
I am saying being over 6', it takes much less size to look impressive. Not talking about pros, they obviously take it to extremes and all ruin their asthetics anyway.

You are a god among men!
Title: Re: Joey Swoll fella is back
Post by: ChristopherA on March 26, 2013, 10:13:58 PM
   

Ronnie Coleman is 5'10" and geared up hard. So did Markus Ruhl. What's your point? Most look like shit, well, except Ronnie Coleman who was from another planet.
I know you're vertically challenged SF, I meant no disrespect. JMO  ;D
Title: Re: Joey Swoll fella is back
Post by: ChristopherA on March 26, 2013, 10:19:28 PM
You are a god among men!
Not at all. Just blessed with very good bb genetics and enjoy the hell out of working out. In the end, no matter how hard you workout, it usually comes down to genetics. When you start lifting, it's that guessing game, are you a hardgainer or not? I would gladly trade them for a huge 160point any day though lol
Title: Re: Joey Swoll fella is back
Post by: SF1900 on March 26, 2013, 10:21:35 PM
I know you're vertically challenged SF, I meant no disrespect. JMO  ;D
 

haha, yes, Coach and I share the same affliction.  :o :o
Title: Re: Joey Swoll fella is back
Post by: ChristopherA on March 26, 2013, 10:30:44 PM
 

haha, yes, Coach and I share the same affliction.  :o :o
And Coach looks great and looked rediculous when he was younger. That's bb, not the overrugged look everyone had now. Def never said a short guy can't be impressive, they can be amazing
Title: Re: Joey Swoll fella is back
Post by: AbrahamG on March 27, 2013, 01:54:25 AM
White weight belt is a clear sign that he bottoms.

Probably a drydocker too.
Title: Re: Joey Swoll fella is back
Post by: flinstones1 on March 27, 2013, 09:23:55 AM
put me on this bitch's stack and I'd fucking own his ass
Title: Re: Joey Swoll fella is back
Post by: Hulkotron on March 27, 2013, 09:24:49 AM
Yes a juiced-to-the-gills flinstonian would clown this bozo.
Title: Re: Joey Swoll fella is back
Post by: chaos on March 27, 2013, 09:35:48 AM
put me on this bitch's stack and I'd fucking own his ass
I could swear this said "sack" when I quoted it.
Title: Re: Joey Swoll fella is back
Post by: Nordic Beast on March 27, 2013, 09:40:35 AM
We know how this ends..
bahahahahha thought the same thing when I saw the first pic
Title: Re: Joey Swoll fella is back
Post by: XFACTOR on March 27, 2013, 10:55:08 AM
Not speaking on his character, but as a bodybuilder he looks pretty good no?
Title: Re: Joey Swoll fella is back
Post by: njflex on March 27, 2013, 10:59:56 AM
Not speaking on his character, but as a bodybuilder he looks pretty good no?
YEAH,..
Title: Re: Joey Swoll fella is back
Post by: MORTALCOIL on March 27, 2013, 11:00:03 AM
Bringing the pout in Bodybuilding. What a refined specimen.
Title: Re: Joey Swoll fella is back
Post by: Kim Jong Bob on March 27, 2013, 11:05:01 AM
Not speaking on his character, but as a bodybuilder he looks pretty good no?
really good  seems to stay in good shape year around to
Title: Re: Joey Swoll fella is back
Post by: irishdave on March 27, 2013, 11:21:18 AM
Looks great but a total knobhead, stupid fucking pout in every pic he has to be mentally ill
Title: Re: Joey Swoll fella is back
Post by: anabolichalo on March 27, 2013, 11:29:30 AM
Jayson and Joey Forearm Comparison




(http://distilleryimage8.s3.amazonaws.com/87bcd2888cbd11e2a3ff22000a1fb762_7.jpg)
total mindfuck

how old is him
Title: Re: Joey Swoll fella is back
Post by: Hulkotron on March 27, 2013, 11:30:11 AM
He could not stand up to the Falcon, far too short.
Title: Re: Joey Swoll fella is back
Post by: Nails on March 27, 2013, 11:30:40 AM
(http://distilleryimage1.s3.amazonaws.com/05bb801a932311e28a5622000a1fbe35_7.jpg)


(http://distilleryimage11.s3.amazonaws.com/3a2ff90896a611e28d6622000a1fbc43_7.jpg)

Title: Re: Joey Swoll fella is back
Post by: bradistani on March 27, 2013, 11:32:08 AM
anyone found nudes yet ?
Title: Re: Joey Swoll fella is back
Post by: doison on March 27, 2013, 11:34:18 AM
How can his face be so small?
Title: Re: Joey Swoll fella is back
Post by: XFACTOR on March 27, 2013, 11:42:12 AM
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Jesus, these guys look awesome! 
Title: Re: Joey Swoll fella is back
Post by: njflex on March 27, 2013, 11:42:36 AM
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BIG DUDE,GOOD BUILD,,2ND PIC IS GHEY,,,
Title: Re: Joey Swoll fella is back
Post by: Kim Jong Bob on March 27, 2013, 11:53:33 AM
Sick wheels on the other guy.
Title: Re: Joey Swoll fella is back
Post by: Mitch on March 27, 2013, 12:09:53 PM
gayer than starting a thread about Joe Swallows.
Title: Re: Joey Swoll fella is back
Post by: Hulkotron on March 27, 2013, 12:28:21 PM
Gayer than pulling your pants down after leg day "for the fans".
Title: Re: Joey Swoll fella is back
Post by: doison on March 27, 2013, 12:33:20 PM
Gayer than pulling your pants down after leg day "for the fans".

Who do you pull 'em down for?
Title: Re: Joey Swoll fella is back
Post by: Irongrip400 on March 27, 2013, 12:40:23 PM


(http://distilleryimage11.s3.amazonaws.com/3a2ff90896a611e28d6622000a1fbc43_7.jpg)



Nothing queer about pulling your pants down in the middle of the gym with another dude to show the twinks how it's done.  Also, does the dude in the glasses have a Nassar eye going on?
Title: Re: Joey Swoll fella is back
Post by: timfogarty on March 27, 2013, 02:51:17 PM
anyone found nudes yet ?

he's in the Betty White music video, (along with three guys from my gym)

Title: Re: Joey Swoll fella is back
Post by: timfogarty on March 27, 2013, 03:05:07 PM
He's Tristan on Straight Muscle Guys

http://www.straightmuscleguys.com/modelinfo.php?model=Tristan
Title: Re: Joey Swoll fella is back
Post by: anabolichalo on March 27, 2013, 03:19:48 PM
He's Tristan on Straight Muscle Guys

http://www.straightmuscleguys.com/modelinfo.php?model=Tristan
it's ok, the website is for straight muscle guys
Title: Re: Joey Swoll fella is back
Post by: Mr. Zimbabwe on March 27, 2013, 03:24:20 PM
He's Tristan on Straight Muscle Guys

http://www.straightmuscleguys.com/modelinfo.php?model=Tristan


Tim, isn't Joey "swoll" known well for G4P...?
Title: Re: Joey Swoll fella is back
Post by: deceiver on March 27, 2013, 03:26:37 PM
How can his face be so small?

Diuretics year round prolly.

That or very low test.
Title: Re: Joey Swoll fella is back
Post by: Raymondo on March 27, 2013, 03:37:18 PM
5'4 of bad attitude
Title: Re: Joey Swoll fella is back
Post by: irishdave on March 27, 2013, 03:49:23 PM
5'4 of bad attitude

5'4"? Now, I know why he has such an attitude in every pic. I hate guys who take themselves so seriously they can't smile the odd bit at least...even though he's a beast and looks fantastic he's still got the small man syndrome thing going on
Title: Re: Joey Swoll fella is back
Post by: timfogarty on March 27, 2013, 04:34:01 PM

Tim, isn't Joey "swoll" known well for G4P...?


I'm so out of the loop on who escorts.
Title: Re: Joey Swoll fella is back
Post by: timfogarty on March 27, 2013, 04:37:15 PM
5'4"? Now, I know why he has such an attitude in every pic. I hate guys who take themselves so seriously they can't smile the odd bit at least...even though he's a beast and looks fantastic he's still got the small man syndrome thing going on

Joey is 5'9 or so.  The short guy in the Betty White video goes to my gym (and has an ad on rentboy) and is about 5'6.

Joey's Model Mayhem profile  http://www.modelmayhem.com/866667
Title: Re: Joey Swoll fella is back
Post by: Big N on March 27, 2013, 05:23:19 PM
Joey is 5'9 or so.  The short guy in the Betty White video goes to my gym (and has an ad on rentboy) and is about 5'6.

Joey's Model Mayhem profile  http://www.modelmayhem.com/866667

He's Tristan on Straight Muscle Guys

http://www.straightmuscleguys.com/modelinfo.php?model=Tristan

So is this douchebag from Boston or Chicago.
Title: Re: Joey Swoll fella is back
Post by: Nails on March 27, 2013, 05:31:03 PM
So is this douchebag from Boston or Chicago.

i thought he claimed to be from Chicago, that lived in boston, made his home in New York , and his residence is in Los Angeles
Title: Re: Joey Swoll fella is back
Post by: ChristopherA on March 27, 2013, 06:16:16 PM
put me on this bitch's stack and I'd fucking own his ass
Exactly. Has the look, to me, of someone who needs to mega-dose.
Title: Re: Joey Swoll fella is back
Post by: diamondcut on March 27, 2013, 09:23:49 PM
not my pics

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Title: Re: Joey Swoll fella is back
Post by: flinstones1 on March 27, 2013, 10:28:04 PM
Yes a juiced-to-the-gills flinstonian would clown this bozo.

thing was my genetics were not ever good they were always quite poor. I just turned 20 and my body went nuts...no clue.

taken tonight me vs slinpimp.... not much thicker than me for how much taller I am thn him. good offseason and Id destory him
(http://i.imgur.com/F0VpcSr.jpg) (http://lunapic.com>)
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Title: Re: Joey Swoll fella is back
Post by: njflex on March 28, 2013, 06:07:36 AM
thing was my genetics were not ever good they were always quite poor. I just turned 20 and my body went nuts...no clue.

taken tonight me vs slinpimp.... not much thicker than me for how much taller I am thn him. good offseason and Id destory him
(http://i.imgur.com/F0VpcSr.jpg) (http://lunapic.com>)
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ONLY RED X'S...SLINPIMP HAS/HAD GREAT BUILD,,BIG SHOES TOO FILL FLINT...
Title: Re: Joey Swoll fella is back
Post by: TheTruth90 on March 28, 2013, 06:51:33 AM
put me on this bitch's stack and I'd fucking own his ass

fuck off bum

tbombz said the same thing and looks like shit.
Title: Re: Joey Swoll fella is back
Post by: Pet shop boys on March 28, 2013, 07:08:27 AM
Great built, Awesome "New era hats", a different one for each workout....

I wonder if he drinks on the weekend given the gas already running thru his system.


WOOOSSSHHHHHHHHHHHH
Title: Re: Joey Swoll fella is back
Post by: Pet shop boys on March 28, 2013, 08:06:00 AM
Btw,  by drinking I mean alcohol   ;)




WOOOSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH