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Why were there no bodybuilders in Star Wars??
« on: November 01, 2008, 08:36:58 AM »
Everyone is a twink puss in these films.....  If Darth Maul was 295 lbs he would have destroyed everyone...  Discuss.

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Re: Why were there no bodybuilders in Star Wars??
« Reply #1 on: November 01, 2008, 08:40:54 AM »
bodybuilding is the path to the darkside.

physique leads to ego, ego leads to pride, pride leads to the dark side.  :(
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Re: Why were there no bodybuilders in Star Wars??
« Reply #2 on: November 01, 2008, 08:44:27 AM »
bodybuilding is the path to the darkside.

physique leads to ego, ego leads to pride, pride leads to the dark side.  :(

Chewbaca was played by a bodybuilder.  An english guy I think.

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Re: Why were there no bodybuilders in Star Wars??
« Reply #3 on: November 01, 2008, 08:46:07 AM »
bodybuilding is the path to the darkside.

physique leads to ego, ego leads to pride, pride leads to the dark side.  :(

Again Panda, Im impressed with your insite.  Buddism AND the Force??  They are similar...  Facinating..

Only your statement strengthens mine as Darth Maul is in fact a Sith from the Dark Side...

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Re: Why were there no bodybuilders in Star Wars??
« Reply #4 on: November 01, 2008, 08:48:12 AM »
Chewbaca was played by a bodybuilder.  An english guy I think.

WRONG Tape.  Chewbacca was played by Peter Mayhew
This is not abodybuilder..


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Re: Why were there no bodybuilders in Star Wars??
« Reply #5 on: November 01, 2008, 08:48:34 AM »
Again Panda, Im impressed with your insite.  Buddism AND the Force??  They are similar...  Facinating..

Only your statement strengthens mine as Darth Maul is in fact a Sith from the Dark Side...

Actually the ideas behind star wars are believed to be derived from Castaneda's work.

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Re: Why were there no bodybuilders in Star Wars??
« Reply #6 on: November 01, 2008, 08:50:41 AM »
Then again, after reading my own post, I have just realized that if you can lift a space ship with your mind......  Whats the point of lifting weights???  Sefl ownage at its best..



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Re: Why were there no bodybuilders in Star Wars??
« Reply #7 on: November 01, 2008, 08:58:26 AM »
WRONG Tape.  Chewbacca was played by Peter Mayhew
This is not abodybuilder..



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Re: Why were there no bodybuilders in Star Wars??
« Reply #8 on: November 01, 2008, 09:00:23 AM »
they had no steroids back then.

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Re: Why were there no bodybuilders in Star Wars??
« Reply #9 on: November 01, 2008, 09:02:38 AM »
Actually the ideas behind star wars are believed to be derived from Castaneda's work.

i thought the force was based on buddism as they are so alike. read this its uncanny, how they are so similar:

http://buddhistfaith.tripod.com/pureland_sangha/id40.html

i thought castanedas work was based on shaminism ?
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Re: Why were there no bodybuilders in Star Wars??
« Reply #10 on: November 01, 2008, 09:08:26 AM »
Everyone is a twink puss in these films.....  If Darth Maul was 295 lbs he would have destroyed everyone...  Discuss.
there's no time to eat every 2 hours and train when you're fighting the dark side of the force and trying to destroy the death star.

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Re: Why were there no bodybuilders in Star Wars??
« Reply #11 on: November 01, 2008, 09:09:55 AM »
And Lando doesn't need muscles 'cause he's got game a fridge full of Colt 45.

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Re: Why were there no bodybuilders in Star Wars??
« Reply #12 on: November 01, 2008, 09:11:52 AM »
there's no time to eat every 2 hours and train when you're fighting the dark side of the force and trying to destroy the death star.

Quaker,
  Wouldnt the midichlorians in the body keep it in an anti-catabolic state thus promoting an anabolic environment to achieve superior force sensitive muscle growth?

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Re: Why were there no bodybuilders in Star Wars??
« Reply #13 on: November 01, 2008, 09:12:30 AM »
And Lando doesn't need muscles 'cause he's got game a fridge full of Colt 45.
hahahahaa, classic. ;D

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Re: Why were there no bodybuilders in Star Wars??
« Reply #14 on: November 01, 2008, 09:13:25 AM »
Chewbaca was played by a bodybuilder.  An english guy I think.
Darth Vader was played by David Prowse, an English BB.

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Re: Why were there no bodybuilders in Star Wars??
« Reply #15 on: November 01, 2008, 09:14:24 AM »
And Lando doesn't need muscles 'cause he's got game a fridge full of Colt 45.

I never thought of that Tape.  Although its obvious he is intoxicated in return of the jedi as he rips of the radar dish from the millenium falcon before leaving the death star...  

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Re: Why were there no bodybuilders in Star Wars??
« Reply #16 on: November 01, 2008, 09:15:21 AM »
David Prowse, who played Darth Vader was a bodybuilder, you can see him in a clockwork orange, he plays the old dudes bodygaurd whose wife gets raped.


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Re: Why were there no bodybuilders in Star Wars??
« Reply #17 on: November 01, 2008, 09:17:02 AM »
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Re: Why were there no bodybuilders in Star Wars??
« Reply #18 on: November 01, 2008, 09:18:02 AM »
David Prowse, who played Darth Vader was a bodybuilder, you can see him in a clockwork orange, he plays the old dudes bodygaurd whose wife gets raped.






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Re: Why were there no bodybuilders in Star Wars??
« Reply #19 on: November 01, 2008, 09:18:54 AM »
There were. David Prowse was the body of Darth Vader.

EDIT: I see others beat me to it. ;D

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Re: Why were there no bodybuilders in Star Wars??
« Reply #20 on: November 01, 2008, 09:19:49 AM »
luke skyfaggot

You are FULL of positivity today noob/gimik boy..

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Re: Why were there no bodybuilders in Star Wars??
« Reply #21 on: November 01, 2008, 09:26:33 AM »
And Lando doesn't need muscles 'cause he's got game a fridge full of Colt 45.

Even George Lucas recognized the need for a pimp.

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Re: Why were there no bodybuilders in Star Wars??
« Reply #22 on: November 01, 2008, 09:30:17 AM »
Even George Lucas recognized the need for a pimp.


Lucas IS arguably the biggest motion picture genius to date. 

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Re: Why were there no bodybuilders in Star Wars??
« Reply #23 on: November 01, 2008, 09:33:50 AM »
 :D


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Re: Why were there no bodybuilders in Star Wars??
« Reply #24 on: November 01, 2008, 09:38:57 AM »
What's this? ??? ;D


His prices are lower than Lou's.  I bet the line for Darth Vader was around the building.  This is a pic of Prouse giving Lou advise on pic sales....