I have two guys at my gym that bother me. They both seem like mid 40's, DIVORCED, sad little men. One guys must spend ALL day in the gym 5days a week. He's there before I get in at 10:30 and still on the floor when I leave at 1:30. SPends most of his time talking...but he does this really weird thing...he goes to the "dip" stand. I dont know whats its called, but you can dip with it or turn around put your weight on your elbos and do knee raises. Whatever its called he goes in, stands straight up, puts all his weight on elbows and squeezes every muscle in his body for like 30 seconds. It kinda looks like he's taking a crap...Im sure its a mass builder...Im just not sure what where it adds the mass.
But
his
buddy...
This fookin guy, we call him Mr. Ocular, partly from his bulging eyes and partly from the amount of staring (at anything with tits) that he does. He loves to "hunt" down the rare and elusive female gym member by catching her walking through the door, finding out what machine she's going to use and then using the one right next to her. Then he stares at them untill he can get their attention whereby he acts they are initiating the conversation!
Its priceless...also he wears a weight belt for everything...including the treadmill.