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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: HockeyFightFan on June 14, 2013, 12:17:13 PM
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http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/06/12/gumtree-lodger-walrus-advert-weird-news_n_3428644.html
"Among the many things I have done in my life is to spend three years alone on St. Lawrence Island. These were perhaps the most intense and fascinating years of my life, and I was kept in companionship with a walrus whom I named Gregory. Never have I had such a fulfilling friendship with anyone, human or otherwise, and upon leaving the island I was heartbroken for months. I now find myself in a large house over looking Queens Park and am keen to get a lodger (renter). I have, over the last few months, been constructing a realistic walrus costume. To take on the position as my lodger (renter) you must be prepared to wear the walrus suit for approximately two hours each day. Whilst in the walrus costume you must be a walrus - there must be no speaking in a human voice, and any communication must entail making utterances in the voice of a walrus."
I shit you not....
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