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Re: Ben Affleck will be the new Batman
« Reply #400 on: January 19, 2016, 07:09:41 AM »
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Re: Ben Affleck will be the new Batman
« Reply #401 on: January 19, 2016, 07:12:38 AM »
Wider than Heath  ;D

What stage of Palumboism is Batman in there?

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Re: Ben Affleck will be the new Batman
« Reply #402 on: January 19, 2016, 07:22:29 AM »
I see the commercials and think "wow, this is going to be good", then that weasel Jesse Jewsengberg comes in talking/acting like the joker but is playing Lex Luthor and I lose all interest.  What a horrible casting choice.  Just fucking horrible.  Lex is a pure Alpha and a little weasel like this kid.

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Re: Ben Affleck will be the new Batman
« Reply #403 on: January 19, 2016, 07:24:04 AM »
What stage of Palumboism is Batman in there?

Pretty hard to say.
I'd go with 69.
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Re: Ben Affleck will be the new Batman
« Reply #404 on: January 19, 2016, 07:32:21 AM »
I see the commercials and think "wow, this is going to be good", then that weasel Jesse Jewsengberg comes in talking/acting like the joker but is playing Lex Luthor and I lose all interest.  What a horrible casting choice.  Just fucking horrible.  Lex is a pure Alpha and a little weasel like this kid.
you see a zach snyder commercial and you think good? you have terrible taste

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Re: Ben Affleck will be the new Batman
« Reply #406 on: January 19, 2016, 07:48:15 AM »
I see the commercials and think "wow, this is going to be good", then that weasel Jesse Jewsengberg comes in talking/acting like the joker but is playing Lex Luthor and I lose all interest.  What a horrible casting choice.  Just fucking horrible.  Lex is a pure Alpha and a little weasel like this kid.

I tried to watch that Facebook movie years ago and I lasted 5 minutes.  He was sooooo fucking annoying in that.  Talked super fast as if to portray how hyper-intelligent he was.  Fuck you.

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Re: Ben Affleck will be the new Batman
« Reply #407 on: January 19, 2016, 08:16:32 AM »
Baffled by Affleck.

Bafflecked!


But Jewsenberg as Lex was the worst!

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Re: Ben Affleck will be the new Batman
« Reply #408 on: January 19, 2016, 03:50:51 PM »
Any way you slice it this just plain looks silly.  Strange, sad, and fucking silly.

I love Batman too so it pains me to say this.  I actually don't mind Affleck either but this shit is fucked up.  Fucked up, and silly.




No lying, I think this this suit/Affleck looks totally awesome. He looks like an old school, grizzled and powerful Batman. Period. But it's subjective, obviously. 

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Re: Ben Affleck will be the new Batman
« Reply #409 on: January 19, 2016, 06:08:24 PM »
No lying, I think this this suit/Affleck looks totally awesome. He looks like an old school, grizzled and powerful Batman. Period. But it's subjective, obviously. 

Batman looks like he has a case of the feels.  He needs an anti-depressant.

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Re: Ben Affleck will be the new Batman
« Reply #410 on: January 19, 2016, 06:35:33 PM »
Batman looks like he has a case of the feels.  He needs an anti-depressant.

Well, in this movie, he HAS the feels!

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Re: Ben Affleck will be the new Batman
« Reply #411 on: January 19, 2016, 07:12:31 PM »
No lying, I think this this suit/Affleck looks totally awesome. He looks like an old school, grizzled and powerful Batman. Period. But it's subjective, obviously. 

Agreed.

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Re: Ben Affleck will be the new Batman
« Reply #412 on: January 19, 2016, 07:21:58 PM »
I hate that this fucker is batman , id rather see Kilmer do it again than see Ben.

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Re: Ben Affleck will be the new Batman
« Reply #413 on: January 19, 2016, 08:49:48 PM »
anyone have a link to the 30 min CW Dawn of the Justice League special? Thanks.

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Re: Ben Affleck will be the new Batman
« Reply #414 on: January 19, 2016, 09:01:24 PM »
What stage of Palumboism is Batman in there?

This is done intentionally... As based on the comic, The Dark Knight Returns, this is meant to be an older and much heavier batman that sorta let himself go a little.

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Re: Ben Affleck will be the new Batman
« Reply #415 on: January 20, 2016, 02:47:40 AM »
This is done intentionally... As based on the comic, The Dark Knight Returns, this is meant to be an older and much heavier batman that sorta let himself go a little.

I know.  The difference is that in "The Dark Knight Returns" Batman looked awesome.  This Batman looks like 10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag.

Against all odds they found a way to make Batman's mask look even more retarded than it did in Christopher Nolan's Bat-movies.  I actually prefer that stupid fucking dog mask to this one.

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Re: Ben Affleck will be the new Batman
« Reply #416 on: January 20, 2016, 06:38:02 AM »
I hate that this fucker is batman , id rather see Kilmer do it again than see Ben.

this whole movie looks like shit from top to bottom, except the parts of afflect they've shown. he might end up being it's saving grace

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Re: Ben Affleck will be the new Batman
« Reply #417 on: January 20, 2016, 06:44:55 AM »
Affleck looks great as Batman, the suit is perfect. It's not a young Batman here, it's more in line with The Dark Knight Returns.
Mask is great, much better than the bulbous mask Bale used.

Still, he could have had a tighter waistline and struck a pose of cancer.

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Re: Ben Affleck will be the new Batman
« Reply #418 on: January 20, 2016, 06:50:20 AM »
Affleck looks great as Batman, the suit is perfect. It's not a young Batman here, it's more in line with The Dark Knight Returns.
Mask is great, much better than the bulbous mask Bale used.

Still, he could have had a tighter waistline and struck a pose of cancer.

It's strange that Batman is old and fat and slow but also the precursor to the JL where he is younger and more fit.  Seems the timelines are crossed in a bad way.
I did see the DC special on TV and wasn't aware that Lex was rebranded in recent comics as younger with long red hair.  So Jewensberg is playing the role in the recent comics.  I guess us old school comic fans need to let go of our old heroes since today's heroes are metrosexual versions of their old alpha selves.

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Re: Ben Affleck will be the new Batman
« Reply #419 on: January 20, 2016, 09:52:59 AM »
It's strange that Batman is old and fat and slow but also the precursor to the JL where he is younger and more fit.  Seems the timelines are crossed in a bad way.
I did see the DC special on TV and wasn't aware that Lex was rebranded in recent comics as younger with long red hair.  So Jewensberg is playing the role in the recent comics.  I guess us old school comic fans need to let go of our old heroes since today's heroes are metrosexual versions of their old alpha selves.

In JLA he will commence the Dan Hill-workout

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Re: Ben Affleck will be the new Batman
« Reply #420 on: January 20, 2016, 10:12:34 AM »
In JLA he will commence the Dan Hill-workout
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Re: Ben Affleck will be the new Batman
« Reply #421 on: June 01, 2019, 12:46:57 PM »
Oh, you didn't like Affleck eh? How about Patt-man? ...or Battison? Hahaha...


https://people.com/movies/robert-pattinson-batman-casting-internet-reactions/



How many Batman movies can they make already?



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Re: Ben Affleck will be the new Batman
« Reply #422 on: June 01, 2019, 01:48:40 PM »
That information is worthy of its own thread, SOMEPARTS.

An absolutely stupid casting decision.

Warner Brothers has no clue.

They got lucky overseas with Aquaman and the second Wonder Woman next summer won't do as well.

They can't even get casting right, never mind scripts and execution.

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Re: Ben Affleck will be the new Batman
« Reply #423 on: June 01, 2019, 01:50:40 PM »
Next Batman is Pattinson LOL!
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Re: Ben Affleck will be the new Batman
« Reply #424 on: June 01, 2019, 02:04:22 PM »
Next Batman is Pattinson LOL!

Awesome!  Warner Brothers just saved me $20 because now I won't be paying to see their shitty new Batman movie.

I'm guessing that Robin will be female and she'll be a woman of color.