Author Topic: Redemption Time for Big Mal (video included) (Read 13682 times)

newmom · « **on:** November 09, 2011, 06:34:43 AM »

So of course, I met two famous y boarders while in LA. Both great guys. Chaos, holy jeebus that's a big fucker and shockingly still a mean jackass in person. Option D, sweet guy. tall and quite a cutie.

As many know, or not know, a few years ago, a video of chaos flipping a tire was posted when he and Option D were training. Option D failed that flip.

Let me say this, we all went to eat afterwards and Mal and I finished our food but chrome dome didn't.

and of course of the king of the knuckle dragging ape himself acting like a know it all

dr.chimps · « **Reply #1 on:** November 09, 2011, 06:36:44 AM »

Maybe he's watching his girlish figure?

newmom · « **Reply #2 on:** November 09, 2011, 06:40:24 AM »

Quote from: dr.chimps on November 09, 2011, 06:36:44 AM

Maybe he's watching his girlish figure?

LMAO, um nothing girly about. He's got the biggest hands EVER. I didn't get to video, but he did a 725llb yolk walk like it was a walk in the park.

Roger Bacon · « **Reply #3 on:** November 09, 2011, 06:41:33 AM »

Quote from: Runningmom on November 09, 2011, 06:40:24 AM

He's got the biggest hands EVER.

That's what she said.................... .............

Seriously though, did he hurt you?

newmom · « **Reply #4 on:** November 09, 2011, 06:43:36 AM »

naaa he's a gentle giant. Nothing like that. Albeit, I had the urge to smack him quite a few times and he made fun of me that I don't lift heavy weights, he isn't a bad fella

Devon97 · « **Reply #5 on:** November 09, 2011, 06:45:50 AM »

Runningmom, is Option D & BigMal the same person?

newmom · « **Reply #6 on:** November 09, 2011, 06:46:13 AM »

Quote from: Devon97 on November 09, 2011, 06:45:50 AM

Runningmom, is Option D & BigMal the same person?

yes sir

Option D · « **Reply #7 on:** November 09, 2011, 06:52:52 AM »

Chaos "na im not going to do the yolk walk.. i dont have my knee wraps.."

about 13 seconds later

Chaos is under the 725lb yolk.. picks it up and walks about 25 yards with it...

Dude is one strong fucker

Option D · « **Reply #8 on:** November 09, 2011, 06:53:33 AM »

Quote from: Devon97 on November 09, 2011, 06:45:50 AM

Runningmom, is Option D & BigMal the same person?

He is I and i am him, slim with the tilted brim

newmom · « **Reply #9 on:** November 09, 2011, 07:03:59 AM »

oh gawd, him yapping about his knee wraps

um, kid, you were throwing some heavy dumbbells around yourself.

Army of One · « **Reply #10 on:** November 09, 2011, 07:07:58 AM »

HAHA, cankles really does have a conehead, I always thought it was perhaps photoshopped

newmom · « **Reply #11 on:** November 09, 2011, 07:08:53 AM »

Quote from: Army of One on November 09, 2011, 07:07:58 AM

HAHA, cankles really does have a conehead, I always thought it was perhaps photoshopped

no he doesn't, trust me I looked hard for it

Army of One · « **Reply #12 on:** November 09, 2011, 07:10:34 AM »

Quote from: Runningmom on November 09, 2011, 07:08:53 AM

no he doesn't, trust me I looked hard for it

you didnt look too hard then, its right there in the video!

newmom · « **Reply #13 on:** November 09, 2011, 07:11:44 AM »

Quote from: Army of One on November 09, 2011, 07:10:34 AM

you didnt look too hard then, its right there in the video!

be nice

Roger Bacon · « **Reply #14 on:** November 09, 2011, 07:12:38 AM »

If Big Mal was a white man, would you hit it newmom?

CalvinH · « **Reply #15 on:** November 09, 2011, 07:17:21 AM »

Quote from: Runningmom on November 09, 2011, 06:34:43 AM

Chaos, holy jeebus that's a big fucker and shockingly still a mean jackass in person

Reeves · « **Reply #16 on:** November 09, 2011, 07:18:42 AM »

Quote from: Runningmom on November 09, 2011, 06:34:43 AM

So of course, I met two famous y boarders while in LA. Both great guys. Chaos, holy jeebus that's a big fucker and shockingly still a mean jackass in person. Option D, sweet guy. tall and quite a cutie.

As many know, or not know, a few years ago, a video of chaos flipping a tire was posted when he and Option D were training. Option D failed that flip.

Let me say this, we all went to eat afterwards and Mal and I finished our food but chrome dome didn't.

Okay...That tire could serve as a door to my hobbit home under the hill. Call me Kermit because I'm not only short but now green with envy at these lads having met Runningmom. And getting called a "cutie" too. The big guys have it all.

No worries, though. Chaos is a great guy and I'm certain the same can be said of this Mal fellow.

newmom · « **Reply #17 on:** November 09, 2011, 07:19:33 AM »

Quote from: CalvinH on November 09, 2011, 07:17:21 AM

he is though

newmom · « **Reply #18 on:** November 09, 2011, 07:20:32 AM »

Quote from: Reeves on November 09, 2011, 07:18:42 AM

Okay...That tire could serve as a door to my hobbit home under the hill. Call me Kermit because I'm not only short but now green with envy at these lads having met Runningmom. And getting called a "cutie" too. The big guys have it all.

No worries, though. Chaos is a great guy and I'm certain the same can be said of this Mal fellow.

yes Mal is also. Don't fret Reeves, I was the same height as the tire

Reeves · « **Reply #19 on:** November 09, 2011, 07:38:24 AM »

Quote from: Runningmom on November 09, 2011, 07:20:32 AM

yes Mal is also. Don't fret Reeves, I was the same height as the tire

I can probably walk through the hole in the tire. Like Kermit said so many years ago, "It ain't easy bein' green".

Balloon · « **Reply #20 on:** November 09, 2011, 07:41:13 AM »

Epic Pot Belly, twig limbs and rickets induced posture from Chaos. Great Taper.

Great to see Mal's got his priorities straight with the spandex under armor, Ufc gloves and chipmunk cheeks.
Living the dream.

newmom · « **Reply #21 on:** November 09, 2011, 07:42:35 AM »

I mean really

Option D · « **Reply #22 on:** November 09, 2011, 07:44:19 AM »

Quote from: Balloon on November 09, 2011, 07:41:13 AM

Epic Pot Belly, twig limbs and rickets induced posture from Chaos. Great Taper.

Great to see Mal's got his priorities straight with the spandex under armor, Ufc gloves and chipmunk cheeks.
Living the dream.

Damn bro.. studying hard over there... lol epic "im small so let me talk shit"

its cool little dude..

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #23 on:** November 09, 2011, 07:49:55 AM »

Oh brother, brutal working out in the parking lot with a tire stolen from a nearby dump truckand a ghetto-bird heard in the background. Where was this, Compton?

Seriously, two strong broski's. I could maybe do that with a tire from a 1976 Vega. And it appears Chaos didn't fill Mal's tire with water this time...lol

Option D · « **Reply #24 on:** November 09, 2011, 07:51:30 AM »

Quote from: The Showstoppa on November 09, 2011, 07:49:55 AM

Oh brother, brutal working out in the parking lot with a tire stolen from a nearby dump truckand a ghetto-bird heard in the background. Where was this, Compton?

Seriously, two strong broski's. I could maybe do that with a tire from a 1976 Vega. And it appears Chaos didn't fill Mal's tire with water this time...lol

lol.. he did.. but he felt bad.. and drained it.. lol.