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To all you Howie haters...
« on: June 04, 2007, 07:12:27 PM »
Since DA just posted his note to his haters, I figured I would do the same !

I am a young and handsome 48 ,with a good lookin' babe in my life.
She may not be Ms Fitness world, but at least I don't date madam palm and her 5 sisters :o
I may no be Mr Olympia, but I sure as hell look bigger than most of the Howie haters.
I have shook the hands of the biggest "names" in this sport.
MEN such as Ron Aviden, Bob Chic and the legendary Craig Titus to name a few.
I am no rich guy, but at least I can afford to buy a ticket and actually go to shows.
The Howie haters stay at home , watch the event in jerky stremin' video, while they save up for a new video game if MOM kicks in half  :P
I sit large as life in the best seats with my babe beside me.
I am a media star in this game and even the great film director Issac (lift studios) was lucky enough to film me in what will soon be a classic interview in the world of bodybuilding.
My students sit in my class, place apples on my desk and stare in awe as I profess my endless knowledge in chemsitry, physics and LIFE.
Woman worship the howdog and even gaye men want me .
Even True Adonis had envy and wants to be me. I have heard rumors that some here even want to get plastic surgery to look like me. The surgeons can't do what only GOD could, so give it up.
So Howie haters , until your BP exceeds my credit score, bow down and submit to your master  ;)
"THE Howard has spoken"
so it shall be said
so it shall be written
so it shall be done
On the 8th day GOD created Howie and quit while he was ahead.

PS/ Ok I admit I do envy Ron A after he had Jamie Eason sitting her fine buns on his lap.
Kelly Ryan married well!  Free Titus!

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Re: To all you Howie haters...
« Reply #1 on: June 04, 2007, 07:14:16 PM »
I am off now to grace the gym with my incredible mass so I won't be in the get big forum at this time.
If you are lucky I may read those lucky enough to have read my words.

Now in the spirit of Elvis.... Howie has left the get big board.
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Re: To all you Howie haters...
« Reply #2 on: June 04, 2007, 07:14:34 PM »
PS/ Ok I admit I do envy Ron A after he had Jamie Eason sitting her fine buns on his lap.


She's too old for you.
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Re: To all you Howie haters...
« Reply #3 on: June 04, 2007, 07:22:56 PM »


uhhhhhhhh

are you delusional?

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Re: To all you Howie haters...
« Reply #4 on: June 04, 2007, 07:27:53 PM »
Since DA just posted his note to his haters, I figured I would do the same !

I am a young and handsome 48 ,with a good lookin' babe in my life.
She may not be Ms Fitness world, but at least I don't date madam palm and her 5 sisters :o
I may no be Mr Olympia, but I sure as hell look bigger than most of the Howie haters.
I have shook the hands of the biggest "names" in this sport.
MEN such as Ron Aviden, Bob Chic and the legendary Craig Titus to name a few.
I am no rich guy, but at least I can afford to buy a ticket and actually go to shows.
The Howie haters stay at home , watch the event in jerky stremin' video, while they save up for a new video game if MOM kicks in half  :P
I sit large as life in the best seats with my babe beside me.
I am a media star in this game and even the great film director Issac (lift studios) was lucky enough to film me in what will soon be a classic interview in the world of bodybuilding.
My students sit in my class, place apples on my desk and stare in awe as I profess my endless knowledge in chemsitry, physics and LIFE.
Woman worship the howdog and even gaye men want me .
Even True Adonis had envy and wants to be me. I have heard rumors that some here even want to get plastic surgery to look like me. The surgeons can't do what only GOD could, so give it up.
So Howie haters , until your BP exceeds my credit score, bow down and submit to your master  ;)
"THE Howard has spoken"
so it shall be said
so it shall be written
so it shall be done
On the 8th day GOD created Howie and quit while he was ahead.

PS/ Ok I admit I do envy Ron A after he had Jamie Eason sitting her fine buns on his lap.

howie,

what do you have planned for this summer?

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Re: To all you Howie haters...
« Reply #5 on: June 04, 2007, 07:29:02 PM »
Are you drunk all the time? Seems like you enjoy posting dribble 24/7.

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Re: To all you Howie haters...
« Reply #6 on: June 04, 2007, 07:33:50 PM »
I
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well atleast he stopped the Texasbubba crap

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Re: To all you Howie haters...
« Reply #7 on: June 04, 2007, 08:15:42 PM »
MEN such as Ron Aviden, Bob Chic and the legendary Craig Titus to name a few

NOBODY I WOULD ADMIT TOO !
911 INSIDE JOB !

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Re: To all you Howie haters...
« Reply #8 on: June 04, 2007, 08:17:49 PM »
Are you drunk all the time? Seems like you enjoy posting dribble 24/7.

it's 'drivel'

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Re: To all you Howie haters...
« Reply #9 on: June 04, 2007, 08:24:37 PM »
Since DA just posted his note to his haters, I figured I would do the same !

I am a young and handsome 48 ,with a good lookin' babe in my life.
She may not be Ms Fitness world, but at least I don't date madam palm and her 5 sisters :o
I may no be Mr Olympia, but I sure as hell look bigger than most of the Howie haters.
I have shook the hands of the biggest "names" in this sport.
MEN such as Ron Aviden, Bob Chic and the legendary Craig Titus to name a few.
I am no rich guy, but at least I can afford to buy a ticket and actually go to shows.
The Howie haters stay at home , watch the event in jerky stremin' video, while they save up for a new video game if MOM kicks in half  :P
I sit large as life in the best seats with my babe beside me.
I am a media star in this game and even the great film director Issac (lift studios) was lucky enough to film me in what will soon be a classic interview in the world of bodybuilding.
My students sit in my class, place apples on my desk and stare in awe as I profess my endless knowledge in chemsitry, physics and LIFE.
Woman worship the howdog and even gaye men want me .
Even True Adonis had envy and wants to be me. I have heard rumors that some here even want to get plastic surgery to look like me. The surgeons can't do what only GOD could, so give it up.
So Howie haters , until your BP exceeds my credit score, bow down and submit to your master  ;)
"THE Howard has spoken"
so it shall be said
so it shall be written
so it shall be done
On the 8th day GOD created Howie and quit while he was ahead.

PS/ Ok I admit I do envy Ron A after he had Jamie Eason sitting her fine buns on his lap.

Translation: You hate yourself and your life.

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Re: To all you Howie haters...
« Reply #10 on: June 04, 2007, 10:26:49 PM »
howie,

what do you have planned for this summer?

I plan to see how many ramblin silly posts I can make on various boards LOL

I will be on and off the boards whenever it suits me I guess,no biggy.
Seriously,I plan to train, eat well, get back into running and enjoy life with my GF.
I am no rich or famous person,but I enjoy life.
Take care, Howard
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Re: To all you Howie haters...
« Reply #11 on: June 04, 2007, 10:41:20 PM »
Since DA just posted his note to his haters, I figured I would do the same !

I am a young and handsome 48 ,with a good lookin' babe in my life.
She may not be Ms Fitness world, but at least I don't date madam palm and her 5 sisters :o
I may no be Mr Olympia, but I sure as hell look bigger than most of the Howie haters.
I have shook the hands of the biggest "names" in this sport.
MEN such as Ron Aviden, Bob Chic and the legendary Craig Titus to name a few.
I am no rich guy, but at least I can afford to buy a ticket and actually go to shows.
The Howie haters stay at home , watch the event in jerky stremin' video, while they save up for a new video game if MOM kicks in half  :P
I sit large as life in the best seats with my babe beside me.
I am a media star in this game and even the great film director Issac (lift studios) was lucky enough to film me in what will soon be a classic interview in the world of bodybuilding.
My students sit in my class, place apples on my desk and stare in awe as I profess my endless knowledge in chemsitry, physics and LIFE.
Woman worship the howdog and even gaye men want me .
Even True Adonis had envy and wants to be me. I have heard rumors that some here even want to get plastic surgery to look like me. The surgeons can't do what only GOD could, so give it up.
So Howie haters , until your BP exceeds my credit score, bow down and submit to your master  ;)
"THE Howard has spoken"
so it shall be said
so it shall be written
so it shall be done
On the 8th day GOD created Howie and quit while he was ahead.

PS/ Ok I admit I do envy Ron A after he had Jamie Eason sitting her fine buns on his lap.

It's not a sport :D

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Re: To all you Howie haters...
« Reply #12 on: June 04, 2007, 10:46:11 PM »
It's not a sport :D
Is too!  :-* na na na na na as stick my tongue out and thumb my nose at you and fart in your direction :o
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Re: To all you Howie haters...
« Reply #13 on: June 04, 2007, 10:47:47 PM »
Is too!  :-* na na na na na as stick my tongue out and thumb my nose at you and fart in your direction :o

lol

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Re: To all you Howie haters...
« Reply #14 on: June 04, 2007, 10:52:28 PM »
Do not think anyone could hate Howie!

Howie is a good fella.
Q

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Re: To all you Howie haters...
« Reply #15 on: June 04, 2007, 10:56:49 PM »
Do not think anyone could hate Howie!

Howie is a good fella.

My MOM once said the same thing. ::)
I was also told ; " Don't feel down son, GOD loves ya...but he is the only one that does !
I am a legend in my own mind and have a fan club of 3 ( me, myself and I)
Ok , my dogs love me and my gf feels sorry for me and gives me a mercy fuk every now and then.
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Re: To all you Howie haters...
« Reply #16 on: June 04, 2007, 11:09:04 PM »
is this thread really necessary?

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Re: To all you Howie haters...
« Reply #17 on: June 04, 2007, 11:33:29 PM »
 ::) @ justifying your online existence on a bodybuilding board. Must have stayed up all night coming up with that list.

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Re: To all you Howie haters...
« Reply #18 on: June 04, 2007, 11:36:26 PM »
I like whales

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Re: To all you Howie haters...
« Reply #19 on: June 04, 2007, 11:40:46 PM »
::) @ justifying your online existence on a bodybuilding board. Must have stayed up all night coming up with that list.

I only stayed up HALF the night, c'mon what did you think
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Re: To all you Howie haters...
« Reply #20 on: June 04, 2007, 11:41:57 PM »
Hey, Howard, this board does serve a purpose. You know how we always wonder about what others think about us? Well, on Getbig we find out!

Hope that helps.

Enjoy your life. The internet is not a substitute for happiness but can be an addictive distraction.

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Re: To all you Howie haters...
« Reply #21 on: June 04, 2007, 11:42:27 PM »
I like whales

fried, grilled or cooked?

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Re: To all you Howie haters...
« Reply #22 on: June 04, 2007, 11:55:43 PM »
Hey, Howard, this board does serve a purpose. You know how we always wonder about what others think about us? Well, on Getbig we find out!

Hope that helps.

Enjoy your life. The internet is not a substitute for happiness but can be an addictive distraction.


Thanks...I think LOL Mr Basile
BTW, I actually enjoy reading your posts , you write well have a real identity and provoke some serious discussion.
I enjoy get big , most of the time. Bob Chic really is a decent and sincere guy. I  also don't care for all the extreme drug use in the sport, but we are in the minority obviously. I still plan to support and attend the biggest shows, drugged , no drugs, whatever, I love bodybuilding
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Re: To all you Howie haters...
« Reply #23 on: June 05, 2007, 12:20:36 AM »
Since DA just posted his note to his haters, I figured I would do the same !

I am a young and handsome 48 ,with a good lookin' babe in my life.
She may not be Ms Fitness world, but at least I don't date madam palm and her 5 sisters :o
I may no be Mr Olympia, but I sure as hell look bigger than most of the Howie haters.
I have shook the hands of the biggest "names" in this sport.
MEN such as Ron Aviden, Bob Chic and the legendary Craig Titus to name a few.
I am no rich guy, but at least I can afford to buy a ticket and actually go to shows.
The Howie haters stay at home , watch the event in jerky stremin' video, while they save up for a new video game if MOM kicks in half  :P
I sit large as life in the best seats with my babe beside me.
I am a media star in this game and even the great film director Issac (lift studios) was lucky enough to film me in what will soon be a classic interview in the world of bodybuilding.
My students sit in my class, place apples on my desk and stare in awe as I profess my endless knowledge in chemsitry, physics and LIFE.
Woman worship the howdog and even gaye men want me .
Even True Adonis had envy and wants to be me. I have heard rumors that some here even want to get plastic surgery to look like me. The surgeons can't do what only GOD could, so give it up.
So Howie haters , until your BP exceeds my credit score, bow down and submit to your master  ;)
"THE Howard has spoken"
so it shall be said
so it shall be written
so it shall be done
On the 8th day GOD created Howie and quit while he was ahead.

PS/ Ok I admit I do envy Ron A after he had Jamie Eason sitting her fine buns on his lap.

If anyone even considered this retarded poor attempt at humor a serious meltdown or serious post my advice is as follows:
1. Eat beans and cabbage for an hr.
2. Go to bed get evertything , head included , under  the covers.
3. FART until the smell brings you back to your senses  :P
I gotta go to bed, enuff' of ya crazy bastard's
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Re: To all you Howie haters...
« Reply #24 on: June 05, 2007, 06:19:22 AM »
.... and even gaye men want me .


I will need a pic to either confirm or deny this. I am the official last word for my people.