I think the lesson to be learned from this thread is to always remain hydrated.
Truer words have never been spoken. I prefer to think lesson learned though... Stuff a sock in your trunks before photo shoots. Even though everyone will know its fake, you can avoid the grape smuggling photos which seems to be the bigger infraction.
Also, don't click on threads about cawk if you want to continue to convince yourself you are straight. That's not working out so good for some people in this thread.