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Title: Wiggs in regard to my Anglo Christian compound - will you accept?
Post by: Stark on November 15, 2011, 04:52:11 AM
Wiggs I am in very spiritual mood today so I am again extending my helping hand in your direction and offer you a leading position in my Anglo Christian new faith compound as soon
as the world and society has ceased to exist (shouldn't be more than a few month now).
My new faith dictates to me that I am honest to you, I am not offering this to you out of human
kindness but also because I feel you would make a great leader for the group of helpers that I
have already established.

Hear me out, here are more details of my offer...

If you accept I will train you myself
Give you a leading position within the groups of "helpers"
Give you permission to marry and have kids
Give you written permission to build a house inside the compound
Give you written permission that your second generation offspring will get a letter of freedom.

Here are your job specs:

1) You have to motivate (physically whipping and spiritually) your workforce
2) You will accompany me or my second in command to the local helpers market to buy and obtain more stock of said race.
3) You are reporting to me and my second in command and all matters as in increase in stock due to successful breeding and labor etc.

Please write me back and I will send a suitable means of transportation to your current location.

Your new hu(ood)t

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/51/Case_%C3%A0_la_chefferie_de_Bana.jpg/200px-Case_%C3%A0_la_chefferie_de_Bana.jpg)

Your whip

(http://www.aussiewhipmaker.com/images/whip_1.jpg)
Title: Re: Wiggs in regarsd to my Anglo Christian compound - will you accept?
Post by: BIG_STI on November 15, 2011, 04:53:29 AM
If he has to work and stop using drugs then it's a huge no
Title: Re: Wiggs in regard to my Anglo Christian compound - will you accept?
Post by: Parker on November 15, 2011, 05:05:38 AM
So in otherwords, you want him to be an "overseer"?
Title: Re: Wiggs in regard to my Anglo Christian compound - will you accept?
Post by: Stark on November 15, 2011, 05:55:48 AM
So in otherwords, you want him to be an "overseer"?

pretty much
Title: Re: Wiggs in regard to my Anglo Christian compound - will you accept?
Post by: Stark on November 15, 2011, 07:34:20 AM
Wiggs I am desperate - I need a good helper - lets go big man
Title: Re: Wiggs in regard to my Anglo Christian compound - will you accept?
Post by: Dr Dutch on November 15, 2011, 01:45:49 PM
I wondered...would you like me to respond to you in German from now on, Stark?
Title: Re: Wiggs in regard to my Anglo Christian compound - will you accept?
Post by: Wiggs on November 15, 2011, 01:56:31 PM
Oh joy, lucky me, head slave....


Nein, Danke, Tschuss.
Title: Re: Wiggs in regard to my Anglo Christian compound - will you accept?
Post by: Salvatore Martinez on November 15, 2011, 04:00:22 PM
Wiggs I am in very spiritual mood today so I am again extending my helping hand in your direction and offer you a leading position in my Anglo Christian new faith compound as soon
as the world and society has ceased to exist (shouldn't be more than a few month now).
My new faith dictates to me that I am honest to you, I am not offering this to you out of human
kindness but also because I feel you would make a great leader for the group of helpers that I
have already established.

Hear me out, here are more details of my offer...

If you accept I will train you myself
Give you a leading position within the groups of "helpers"
Give you permission to marry and have kids
Give you written permission to build a house inside the compound
Give you written permission that your second generation offspring will get a letter of freedom.

Here are your job specs:

1) You have to motivate (physically whipping and spiritually) your workforce
2) You will accompany me or my second in command to the local helpers market to buy and obtain more stock of said race.
3) You are reporting to me and my second in command and all matters as in increase in stock due to successful breeding and labor etc.

Please write me back and I will send a suitable means of transportation to your current location.

Your new hu(ood)t

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/51/Case_%C3%A0_la_chefferie_de_Bana.jpg/200px-Case_%C3%A0_la_chefferie_de_Bana.jpg)

Your whip

(http://www.aussiewhipmaker.com/images/whip_1.jpg)
i'd be very interested in seeing a picture of you, are there any posted?
Title: Re: Wiggs in regard to my Anglo Christian compound - will you accept?
Post by: Stark on November 16, 2011, 01:36:18 AM
i'd be very interested in seeing a picture of you, are there any posted?

Sure I posted my pictures before, nothing special.

I don't do g4p btw... just in case that was your second question.
Title: Re: Wiggs in regard to my Anglo Christian compound - will you accept?
Post by: wes on November 16, 2011, 01:37:32 AM
Will there be elves involved  ???
Title: Re: Wiggs in regard to my Anglo Christian compound - will you accept?
Post by: Stark on November 16, 2011, 01:38:08 AM
Oh joy, lucky me, head slave....


Nein, Danke, Tschuss.

I've got to say wiggs your ungratefulness does hurt a little, when its too late don't come back crying.
It was an awesome once in a lifetime chance to actually do some honest good work and stop smoking that shit that makes you feel all loopy.
Title: Re: Wiggs in regard to my Anglo Christian compound - will you accept?
Post by: WillGrant on November 16, 2011, 03:03:45 AM
I want to breed with the Nordic Whores - Am I in ?

I'll bring Loli's for you  :D
Title: Re: Wiggs in regard to my Anglo Christian compound - will you accept?
Post by: Tito24 on November 16, 2011, 03:07:22 AM
(http://p1-1.xhamster.com/000/010/442/795_1000.jpg)
Title: Re: Wiggs in regard to my Anglo Christian compound - will you accept?
Post by: Stark on November 16, 2011, 05:01:06 AM
I want to breed with the Nordic Whores - Am I in ?

I'll bring Loli's for you  :D

You're in ;D
Title: Re: Wiggs in regard to my Anglo Christian compound - will you accept?
Post by: deceiver on November 16, 2011, 05:04:29 AM
Perkele vittu satanaa
Title: Re: Wiggs in regard to my Anglo Christian compound - will you accept?
Post by: dov on November 16, 2011, 05:04:49 AM
sounds remarkably like a Penn State cult
Title: Re: Wiggs in regard to my Anglo Christian compound - will you accept?
Post by: Ex Coelis on November 16, 2011, 09:27:45 AM
LOL at the premise of this thread
Title: Re: Wiggs in regard to my Anglo Christian compound - will you accept?
Post by: Kwon_2 on November 16, 2011, 10:21:24 AM
Why make fun of Milton, Stark?

He is a respectable and distinguished colored gentleman.

He is not a ghetto hoodrat or thug.
Title: Re: Wiggs in regard to my Anglo Christian compound - will you accept?
Post by: Teutonic Knight on December 14, 2014, 10:51:38 PM
Wiggs I am desperate - I need a good helper - lets go big man


U should be decorated with Odin medal in Upsala  :)