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Greatest elementary school sport.
« on: August 18, 2006, 11:29:46 AM »
A tie for me between kickball and dodgeball. 

Kickball, because in addition to booting the ball you got to hit the baserunners between bases for an out.

Dodgeball.  We played the type in a small gym where the two teams were divided by the half-court line of the bball court.  Great way to let off some steam.  Unfortunately, head shots got you out if you threw it.

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« Reply #1 on: August 18, 2006, 11:31:13 AM »
I had a blast playing both!

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« Reply #2 on: August 18, 2006, 11:33:32 AM »
I had a blast playing both!

Did you play the type of dodgeball I described?  Some people played another version with people in the middle or something like that.

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« Reply #3 on: August 18, 2006, 11:34:54 AM »
Did you play the type of dodgeball I described?  Some people played another version with people in the middle or something like that.

Both great games. We played dodgeball against the school walls.
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« Reply #4 on: August 18, 2006, 11:38:46 AM »
loved dodge ball with those red rubber balls that stung when you whipped it at someone (I am old enough that head shots were fine back in the day). Plus we played alot of smear the queer with a football.and a game i forget the name of with a tennis ball that if you did something wrong you had to crouch down at the wall and someone got to throw it at your back or ass as hard as a pitcher from the line.

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« Reply #5 on: August 18, 2006, 11:39:47 AM »
Dodgeball! WOOT!!!!


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« Reply #6 on: August 18, 2006, 11:41:07 AM »
loved dodge ball with those red rubber balls that stung when you whipped it at someone (I am old enough that head shots were fine back in the day). Plus we played alot of smear the queer with a football.and a game i forget the name of with a tennis ball that if you did something wrong you had to crouch down at the wall and someone got to throw it at your back or ass as hard as a pitcher from the line.

"smear the queer" was a CLASSIC.

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« Reply #7 on: August 18, 2006, 11:45:43 AM »
"smear the queer" was a CLASSIC.

yea a little UN PC today i bet. now they would call it "tackle the runner gently with the ball and lay him down easy for the next kid to try"

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« Reply #8 on: August 18, 2006, 11:49:09 AM »
yea a little UN PC today i bet. now they would call it "tackle the runner gently with the ball and lay him down easy for the next kid to try"

Or they just encourage them to play soccer. hahahaha

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« Reply #9 on: August 18, 2006, 12:03:40 PM »
Or they just encourage them to play soccer. hahahaha

hahaha except nobody keeps score so they all feel like winners...

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« Reply #10 on: August 18, 2006, 12:04:51 PM »
Smear the Queer was CLASSIC.  Eventually we always threw out any rules and just started smearing this one poor guy even though he never got the ball  ;D

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« Reply #11 on: August 18, 2006, 12:21:32 PM »
Smear the Queer was CLASSIC.  Eventually we always threw out any rules and just started smearing this one poor guy even though he never got the ball  ;D

That guy semi-grew up to be danielson.

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« Reply #12 on: August 18, 2006, 12:23:05 PM »
That guy semi-grew up to be danielson.

except now he still hangs around playgrounds asking the young boys to tackle him without the ball...hahhahha

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« Reply #13 on: August 18, 2006, 12:32:09 PM »
Is that the game where all the black, asian, and hispanic kids would chase a skinny white kid (with oversized glasses) and stomp him like a narc at a biker rally when they caught him?



no but close its where all the over privileged white preppy kids with alligator shirts chase down the Asian kid and explode on him like Hiroshima..:)

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« Reply #14 on: August 18, 2006, 12:34:43 PM »
except now he still hangs around playgrounds asking the young boys to tackle him without the ball...hahhahha

He invites them to his "dojo."  Which is located in his moms basement.  And teaches them hand-to-scrotum combat.

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« Reply #15 on: August 18, 2006, 12:36:43 PM »
no but close its where all the over privileged white preppy kids with alligator shirts chase down the Asian kid and explode on him like Hiroshima..:)

LOL.... silly poofta.

Preppy kids can't fight.  ::)



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« Reply #16 on: August 18, 2006, 12:37:56 PM »
LOL.... silly poofta.

Preppy kids can't fight.  ::)




I was trying to stay in sterio type theather... ;D

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« Reply #17 on: August 18, 2006, 12:38:15 PM »
No.  Whomever had the ball would be chased down and tackled and the ball taken away from them by someone who would then be chased down and tackled.  Come to think of it, I think I just pretended to want the ball.  I didn't really want the ball, I just liked to hurt people back then. 

....forgive me :-[

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« Reply #18 on: August 18, 2006, 12:52:05 PM »
It's called "Smear the Queer", Stella, and you're forgiven.




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« Reply #19 on: August 18, 2006, 01:41:12 PM »
STella were you the girl in grade school that got in fights and liked to beat up the boys but then in HS you got all pretty and all your vitums wanted to date you?

That picture of Stella in the pics of members section boggles the mind.
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« Reply #20 on: August 18, 2006, 01:43:57 PM »
That picture of Stella in the pics of members section boggles the mind.

Is that really her? wow I always thought of her as a kindly MILF who was always here to help steer the ship..:)

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« Reply #21 on: August 18, 2006, 01:51:36 PM »
Is that really her? wow I always thought of her as a kindly MILF who was always here to help steer the ship..:)

I stare at that picture for hours on end. :o
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« Reply #22 on: August 18, 2006, 01:52:20 PM »
Any of you guys have tetherball or paddleball at your schools growing up?
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« Reply #23 on: August 18, 2006, 02:04:37 PM »
Any of you guys have tetherball or paddleball at your schools growing up?

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I can't find stella's pics, please post