Author Topic: Derek Anthony is at it again ... delusional (Read 20890 times)

Stark · « **Reply #25 on:** March 17, 2007, 04:11:32 PM »

Quote from: Buttsuck on March 17, 2007, 04:09:48 PM

Hey Derek suga baby... looks like you didn't come away from the fight scott free.

Have a look at the room, that looks tiny... right beside him is his treadmill, and what are the DVD's in the back?

If I realy think about it I would say DA lives in the basement of his gram?!

Buttsuck · « **Reply #26 on:** March 17, 2007, 04:12:20 PM »

Hahahaha i don't know about you guys but i have never seen someones knuckles bleed from hitting living flesh from one hit. Now solid structures like metal or wood yes.

Buttsuck · « **Reply #27 on:** March 17, 2007, 04:12:56 PM »

Quote from: Stark on March 17, 2007, 04:11:32 PM

Have a look at the room, that looks tiny... right beside him is his treadmill, and what are the DVD's in the back?

If I realy think about it I would say DA lives in the basement of his gram?!

Hahahah and a toy car

Stark · « **Reply #28 on:** March 17, 2007, 04:13:19 PM »

Quote from: Buttsuck on March 17, 2007, 04:12:20 PM

Hahahaha i don't know about you guys but i have never seen someones knuckles bleed from hitting living flesh from one hit. Now solid structures like metal or wood yes.

too late, I have said that ages ago... but yes you are absoltuly right you need to hit a lot harder and more to get those kinda injuries./

Spread Eagle II · « **Reply #29 on:** March 17, 2007, 04:15:08 PM »

Derek, when are you coming by again? Me and Stephen are waiting for you. Say hi to all the guys.

I just love squeezing your calves.

Buttsuck · « **Reply #30 on:** March 17, 2007, 04:15:54 PM »

Quote from: Stark on March 17, 2007, 04:13:19 PM

too late, I have said that ages ago... but yes you are absoltuly right you need to hit a lot harder and more to get those kinda injuries./

Indeed.... ill reconstruct his story. Derek was driving home from the gym in his hummer after a pathetic work out and being a little on the edge due to his anabolic cycle he was a little impatient. He came up behind someone who was driving too slow and got out and banged on the window when someone 100 pounds smaller came out and hit him in the face and ran off. Derek being furious and horribly embarrased proceeded to punch the ground. There you have it folks.

Stark · « **Reply #31 on:** March 17, 2007, 04:16:22 PM »

Quote from: Spread Eagle II on March 17, 2007, 04:15:08 PM

Derek, when are you coming by again? Me and Stephen are waiting for you. Say hi to all the guys.

I just love squeezing your calves.

ok fuck me lol

Edit... no don't $:-\$

Buttsuck · « **Reply #32 on:** March 17, 2007, 04:16:44 PM »

Quote from: Spread Eagle II on March 17, 2007, 04:15:08 PM

Derek, when are you coming by again? Me and Stephen are waiting for you. Say hi to all the guys.

I just love squeezing your calves.

Eeeeeerrrrrrrrr....... OMG ROFL!!!!!! BRUTAL REVEALING OF DEREKS NIGHT JOB!!!!

The Enigma · « **Reply #33 on:** March 17, 2007, 04:20:20 PM »

Quote from: derekanthony on March 17, 2007, 03:50:03 PM

FOR ANY OF YOU PUNKS !!! YOU CLOWNS ARE NEXT !!!!

DA, what fuels your hostility?

Ozzy · « **Reply #34 on:** March 17, 2007, 04:25:31 PM »

Quote from: The Enigma on March 17, 2007, 04:20:20 PM

DA, what fuels your hostility?

The slow realization that he'll never amount to anything other than a gay for pay loser who lives in his parents' basement, coupled with the fact that his orbital oculars are starting to droop over his eyes due to the epic abuse of HGH.

The Squadfather · « **Reply #35 on:** March 17, 2007, 04:26:41 PM »

Quote from: derekanthony on March 17, 2007, 03:50:03 PM

FOR ANY OF YOU PUNKS !!! YOU CLOWNS ARE NEXT !!!!

hahahahaha, we're all terrified, this picture was probably taken right before taking your 58th 72 year old cock of the day up the pooper.

monstermunch · « **Reply #36 on:** March 17, 2007, 04:31:51 PM »

Why lie Derek

This is obviously the after effects of a brutal anal fisting session you had with your last client...poor guys rectum started bleeding as you went into a frenzy hahahahah gayer than posting a fake story on the interent accompanied with a nude picture.

avesher · « **Reply #37 on:** March 17, 2007, 04:32:42 PM »

does Derek have the "crazy eye" pointing a deifferent way than the other one?

The Squadfather · « **Reply #38 on:** March 17, 2007, 04:33:14 PM »

Quote from: The Enigma on March 17, 2007, 04:20:20 PM

DA, what fuels your hostility?

it's all the extra testosterone laden jizz that he swallows from his "posing session clients".

Spread Eagle II · « **Reply #39 on:** March 17, 2007, 04:34:01 PM »

Quote from: avesher on March 17, 2007, 04:32:42 PM

does Derek have the "crazy eye" pointing a deifferent way than the other one?

yes he does, but it's much less pronounced when his face is 2 inches away from yours. Trust me, I'd know.

Ozzy · « **Reply #40 on:** March 17, 2007, 04:35:03 PM »

Quote from: The Squadfather on March 17, 2007, 04:26:41 PM

hahahahaha, we're all terrified, this picture was probably taken right before taking your 58th 72 year old cock of the day up the pooper.

I bet Derek is the kind of guy that would endulge any old schmoe's fantasy, such as dressing up as a Catholic Gradeschool student and going to "Sunday school" where he is taken in the back for "private lessons" by his client who dressed up as a Catholic priest. Hahaha gayer than bishops in Connecticut.

BRUCE · « **Reply #41 on:** March 17, 2007, 04:40:10 PM »

Let me get this straight - DA knocked a guy out with one punch using almost exclusively his pinkie knuckle which then bled profusely from the man's abrasive facial structure?

He then went home and took profile shots of himself with said knuckles and photoshopped in threatening remarks?

Just making sure I have this right.

Stark · « **Reply #42 on:** March 17, 2007, 04:41:20 PM »

Quote from: BRUCE on March 17, 2007, 04:40:10 PM

Let me get this straight - DA knocked a guy out with one punch using almost exclusively his pinkie knuckle which then bled profusely from the man's abrasive facial structure?

He then went home and took profile shots of himself with said knuckles and photoshopped in threatening remarks?

Just making sure I have this right.

You do, now play with us

Ozzy · « **Reply #43 on:** March 17, 2007, 04:42:14 PM »

Quote from: BRUCE on March 17, 2007, 04:40:10 PM

Let me get this straight - DA knocked a guy out with one punch using almost exclusively his pinkie knuckle which then bled profusely from the man's abrasive facial structure?

He then went home and took profile shots of himself with said knuckles and photoshopped in threatening remarks?

Just making sure I have this right.

Hahaha, yeah that's right. DA is such a toughguy that he didn't even worry about getting his knuckles sanitized. I guess when you take that much DNA up the ass, little things like staff infections aren't too much to worry about.

The Enigma · « **Reply #44 on:** March 17, 2007, 04:44:18 PM »

Quote from: The Squadfather on March 17, 2007, 04:33:14 PM

it's all the extra testosterone laden jizz that he swallows from his "posing session clients".

Personally, I believe it's the 1970's paneling in his basement room.

SWOLETRAIN · « **Reply #45 on:** March 17, 2007, 04:44:42 PM »

Timmay!!!!

monstermunch · « **Reply #46 on:** March 17, 2007, 04:45:06 PM »

Quote from: BRUCE on March 17, 2007, 04:40:10 PM

Let me get this straight - DA knocked a guy out with one punch using almost exclusively his pinkie knuckle which then bled profusely from the man's abrasive facial structure?

He then went home and took profile shots of himself with said knuckles and photoshopped in threatening remarks?

Just making sure I have this right.

Just before taking the photo of said knuckles; his natural instinct was to strip down naked

Stark · « **Reply #47 on:** March 17, 2007, 04:45:15 PM »

Quote from: The Enigma on March 17, 2007, 04:44:18 PM

Personally, I believe it's the 1970's paneling in his basement room.

and it's fuggin tiny... look the treadmill right beside the computer

BRUCE · « **Reply #48 on:** March 17, 2007, 04:47:31 PM »

Quote from: Ozzy on March 17, 2007, 04:42:14 PM

Hahaha, yeah that's right. DA is such a toughguy that he didn't even worry about getting his knuckles sanitized. I guess when you take that much DNA up the ass, little things like staff infections aren't too much to worry about.

He mentioned that he was on the way to the gym, so he must have trained through the agonising pain of KO'ing a man with a knuckle induced facial Chinese burn. All this before returning to his chip board fortress of solitude to inform the online community.

Pure warrior? I'd say so.

Ozzy · « **Reply #49 on:** March 17, 2007, 04:48:05 PM »

Quote from: Stark on March 17, 2007, 04:45:15 PM

and it's fuggin tiny... look the treadmill right beside the computer

Hahaha, are you implying that DA is the kind of guy that would webcam with old musclebears and run naked on the treadmill? Gayer than DA's "My Pictures" folder.