Look out your fucking window. Lazy fuckers.
Segway started it all, its all down hill now!!!
When you have to drive to 7-11 that is 2 blocks away because you get winded, all in the name of a super big gulp 1L of pop bulshit while stuffing your face with sweet chili heat doritos. But you get stuck behind your stearing wheel because your fat gut wont pass it without you moving the seat back, so you start sweating and have to hand the teller soggy money.
Like wholy fuck, slap them bitches with a frozen tuna fish!
Explain how they can work the street corner and still make money. My god, the world is coming to an end.
Here I am in my moms basement ranting on the internet about fat women. Muahahhaah
Let me put it this way for you getbiggers.
"If it was easy, everyone would do it"
OR for you hardcores.
"kick that bitch down the stairs"
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