My sky wizard can beat up your sky wizard.
There's only one sky wizard and that's Jesus Christ! He's full of magic and impossible, supernatural, miraculous feats of wonder and he has his own special magic book (or grimoire as avxo likes to put it). It's full of stories of burning bushes, walking sticks turned into serpents, rivers of blood, seas parted down the middle, plagues of locusts and frogs, world altering global floods, talking donkeys, giants, monsters, armies of pagans, horrific acts of men, incest, sodomy, murder, sacrifices, adultery, fornication, slavery, warfare, debauchery, drunkeness, parties, evil, good, darkness, light, the beginning of time, the end of time, virgin births, groups of young men destroyed by bears, a man that draws super strength from his hair, angels, demons, etc....
And if that isn't enough to peak your interest you should also know it's 100% real and correct!!