Author Topic: i'll tell what's 'funny' - dog related (Read 4470 times)

bradistani · « **on:** December 07, 2011, 12:10:02 PM »

people who let their dogs lick their faces and lips

not actually knowing that this is a typical and natural mutt behaviour (begging for food), and genuinely think their dogs are showing affection and 'kissing' them 'cos they love their owners

haha!

RustyTrenbolona · « **Reply #1 on:** December 07, 2011, 12:42:44 PM »

and then they say...its ok, scientific studies show dogs mouths are cleaner than humans lol

Dr Dutch · « **Reply #2 on:** December 07, 2011, 12:44:36 PM »

Some people (mostly white trash women) let their pets eat at the table and from their plates...it's disgusting.

ChevChelios · « **Reply #3 on:** December 07, 2011, 12:47:46 PM »

You can bet those dogs fuck their female owners too

Dr Dutch · « **Reply #4 on:** December 07, 2011, 12:49:47 PM »

Quote from: ChevChelios on December 07, 2011, 12:47:46 PM

You can bet those dogs fuck their female owners too

It's too disgusting to think about it, but I think you're right...

RustyTrenbolona · « **Reply #5 on:** December 07, 2011, 02:36:17 PM »

especially a giant un-neutered mastiff or great dane. what is the point for a woman to have a dog like this in her apartment other than to...admire it.

viking1 · « **Reply #6 on:** December 07, 2011, 02:41:00 PM »

I love our dog, but, I don't allow her to lick my lips... (no K-9)

MikMaq · « **Reply #7 on:** December 07, 2011, 03:36:58 PM »

Quote from: viking1 on December 07, 2011, 02:41:00 PM

I love our dog, but, I don't allow her to lick my lips... (no K-9)

Yeah dog no licky number one rule, but the dog is allowed to eat off the table and my plate as long as I'm done eating they must see me as the alpha or they will try to cock block you.

RustyTrenbolona · « **Reply #8 on:** December 07, 2011, 03:59:59 PM »

Quote from: MikMaq on December 07, 2011, 03:36:58 PM

Yeah dog no licky number one rule, but the dog is allowed to eat off the table and my plate as long as I'm done eating they must see me as the alpha or they will try to cock block you.

ya same goes for the fire hydrant and stop sign

the trainer · « **Reply #9 on:** December 07, 2011, 04:02:20 PM »

Quote from: RustyTrenbolona on December 07, 2011, 03:59:59 PM

ya same goes for the fire hydrant and stop sign

I knew a bitch that would put jam on her pussy and make the dog lick it off she was one sick girl.

viking1 · « **Reply #10 on:** December 07, 2011, 05:06:15 PM »

Quote from: the trainer on December 07, 2011, 04:02:20 PM

I knew a bitch that would put jam on her pussy and make the dog lick it off she was one sick #girl.

Damn...

Spicoli · « **Reply #11 on:** December 07, 2011, 11:00:04 PM »

Quote from: the trainer on December 07, 2011, 04:02:20 PM

I knew a bitch that would put jam on her pussy and make the dog lick it off she was one sick #girl.

Anyone wanna guess "the trainer"s real age?

PORKY · « **Reply #12 on:** December 08, 2011, 01:32:52 AM »

Here's one to laugh about

Radical Plato · « **Reply #13 on:** December 08, 2011, 02:08:04 AM »

Dogs are disgusting, dirty and unrefined animals. Mangy Mutts

SOMEPARTS · « **Reply #14 on:** December 08, 2011, 09:44:01 AM »

Quote from: E-Kul on December 08, 2011, 02:08:04 AM

Dogs are disgusting, dirty and unrefined animals. Mangy Mutts

Even so, they are loyal and seemingly happy.....and take our projections of good human qualities onto them well....so I'll take them over people generally.

RustyTrenbolona · « **Reply #15 on:** December 08, 2011, 09:52:36 AM »

Quote from: PORKY on December 08, 2011, 01:32:52 AM

Here's one to laugh about

christ that chiuaua has a long cock lol

SmallPole · « **Reply #16 on:** December 08, 2011, 09:57:34 AM »

Quote from: E-Kul on December 08, 2011, 02:08:04 AM

Dogs are disgusting, dirty and unrefined animals. Mangy Mutts

qft

Dr Dutch · « **Reply #17 on:** December 08, 2011, 02:15:28 PM »

Quote from: the trainer on December 07, 2011, 04:02:20 PM

I knew a bitch that would put jam on her pussy and make the dog lick it off she was one sick #girl.

No you made this up..

_bruce_ · « **Reply #18 on:** December 08, 2011, 02:16:53 PM »

Dogs are cool.

wes · « **Reply #19 on:** December 08, 2011, 04:32:30 PM »

Dogs rule!!

BILL ANVIL · « **Reply #20 on:** December 08, 2011, 05:54:32 PM »

Quote from: RustyTrenbolona on December 07, 2011, 12:42:44 PM

and then they say...its ok, scientific studies show dogs mouths are cleaner than humans lol

yea even right after hes just finished licking up his own puke

Sherief Shalaby · « **Reply #21 on:** December 08, 2011, 09:24:17 PM »

Quote from: bradistani on December 07, 2011, 12:10:02 PM

people who let their dogs lick their faces and lips not actually knowing that this is a typical and natural mutt behaviour (begging for food), and genuinely think their dogs are showing affection and 'kissing' them 'cos they love their owners haha!

no it's not nessacery a sign of begging for food because dogs may do this too when they are not hungry but it's not right anyway to let your dog do it.. as his leader you must set a limit for him and keep a space with him.. it's very wrong to deal with dogs as if they are humans or to try to read their moves as humans..

mossel · « **Reply #22 on:** December 09, 2011, 12:51:53 AM »

is this going to be in the book?

WillGrant · « **Reply #23 on:** December 09, 2011, 03:37:03 AM »

Quote from: viking1 on December 07, 2011, 02:41:00 PM

I love our dog, but, I don't allow her to lick my lips... (no K-9)

Are you a female ?

Sherief Shalaby · « **Reply #24 on:** December 09, 2011, 04:27:39 AM »

Quote from: mossel on December 09, 2011, 12:51:53 AM

is this going to be in the book?

yes the last chapter will be about sato and jimmy and how dogs increase the size of your muscles