confessions of a getbigger..............

[James28]

A woman? What the fuck! How did you get in NZ sicko.

I'm sneaking in with my work visa. I've seen ONE good looking kiwi bird ..... And the girlfriend caught me. Amateur hour.

[ESFitness]

ES Fitness.. have you posted a photo? I can't imagine eating like that and not being fat

kinda hard for me to get fat with all the stuff I use.

[Cleanest Natural]

kinda hard for me to get fat with all the stuff I use.

still dude .. all sugar and processed food .. even od-ing on clen 

any bodyshots?

[ESFitness]

still dude .. all sugar and processed food .. even od-ing on clen 

any bodyshots?

nope. nothing that will identify me. too risky and too much to lose.

[Cleanest Natural]

nope. nothing that will identify me. too risky and too much to lose.

gotcha.. no worries

you must have a fast natural metabolism as well

[trapz101]

nope. nothing that will identify me. too risky and too much to lose.

a pic of mid glutes 2x2in cropped photo will do

 

[Fuzzy Nuts]

esf = the new suckmymuscle

[BigCyp]

esf = the new suckmymuscle

Are you suggesting that it's a bit far fetched to be the type of guy who prolifically pimps his body on various dating sites to bang 2-3 chicks a day, yet be too worried about a faceless shot on getbig, as he can't afford to be identied?

[tommywishbone]

I think Liberace was pretty cool.

[michael arvilla]

holy shit... this could go on forever.

I carpet-bomb plentyoffish and fuck short, cute, big tit chubby single moms, school teachers, bankers, real estate brokers, and convenience store cashiers on the first night... like 10-12 a month. (i have an actual gf now, though)

my home is a complete mess 90% of the time and i only clean it up if i have a girl coming over.

i judge the attractiveness and potential mate material of a woman based on the size of her calves and feet. (one must be big, the other small)

i keep baby wipes, mouthwash, and Viagra in the car. (i give myself 'cool points' if i can bang one girl, baby-wipe the pussy juice off my cock in the car, drive over and bang another girl in the same day... 3 a day is the record, 4 would be a logistical nightmare)

if no gf is in the house, i'll watch porn twice a day. can't start the day or go to bed w/o rubbing one out.... milf porn, mature porn, latina porn, bbw porn, brunette porn, ebony porn, Asian porn, CFNM porn, DP porn, gagging porn, or any combination.

I've fucked women i met on craigslist while their husbands/bf's watched for anywhere from $50 to $300.

i'll put bogus ad's on craigslist using ex-customers names & numbers. personals (of course. lol... cuckold stuff, ect), selling horse trailers, horses, miniature horses, emu's, various miniature/toy dogs, houses/rooms for rent, ect ect ect...    these ex-customers are pieces of shit/assholes/bitches, not "regular" ex-customers. these fuck's have it coming.

i have a maid come to my house twice a week just to do my dishes because I'm too lazy.

I've fucked a maid once. 40-something Mexican lady, in my upstairs bathroom while her granddaughter vacuumed my living room downstairs. short, chubby with big heavy tits... could NOT deepthroat, so she didnt' get a tip. lol.... two hands on my sink, one foot up on the toilet with a hand towel in her mouth.   can't even remember her name. i fired her/them two weeks later.

  Thread Over!

[ChopperRider]

I enjoy Motorhead songs.

I don't eat pizza.

My favorite women are thin Germans.

I hate being cold.

I have never worn a tank top in public.

I never wear brown pants.

I've rubbed one off on a flight.

In 9th grade my math teacher (female) would get drunk, invite me over to her condo, and blow me.

I've never ate sushi.

[BigCyp]

I didn't kiss my wife until the wedding vows oh brother.

[chaos]

I didn't kiss my wife until the wedding vows oh brother.

Outed!!

I use lotion on my hands.

[visualizeperfection]

I have about 8 different varieties of Vodka in my bar.

From a quick glance I see  ciroc (garbage), svedka, absolut, grey goose, belvedere, and stolli among others.
ALL FILLED WITH KETEL ONE.
Its funny when people tell me how much smoother my Ciroc is than absolut and what not.

I never wash my hands after pissing. Even if their is other people in a public restroom. Don't care. Dicks clean.

Its been about two years since I have been able to stand the same female for more than two weeks. It gets to the point to where I begin to resent them, especially when theyre over affectionate. If im trying to sleep and she cant stop rubbing my arm or head or wants to keep attempting cuddles I get close to domestic violence.

[hrspwr1]

I tried yoga and various stretching routines in the hopes of one day giving myself head. I had to give it up after hurting my back during training.

[Palpatine Q]

Are you suggesting that it's a bit far fetched to be the type of guy who prolifically pimps his body on various dating sites to bang 2-3 chicks a day, yet be too worried about a faceless shot on getbig, as he can't afford to be identied?

And still has time to train billionaire clients...run a huge steroid lab....draw up business plans that make rich people throw money at him....admire his 11inch dick...and fght to the death in unsanctioned cage fights.

[BigCyp]

And still has time to train billionaire clients...run a huge steroid lab....draw up business plans that make rich people throw money at him....admire his 11inch dick...and fght to the death in unsanctioned cage fights.

Hahaha yes Groink. I always knew there were giants walking amongst us mere mortals. If only I had 25% of the gifts that ESfitness has I would be a multimillionaire, and wouldnt need to sell steroids for a living ah well.

[Hulkotron]

holy shit... this could go on forever.

I carpet-bomb plentyoffish and fuck short, cute, big tit chubby single moms, school teachers, bankers, real estate brokers, and convenience store cashiers on the first night... like 10-12 a month. (i have an actual gf now, though)

my home is a complete mess 90% of the time and i only clean it up if i have a girl coming over.

i judge the attractiveness and potential mate material of a woman based on the size of her calves and feet. (one must be big, the other small)

Yes I do this too

[Tedim]

I pretend I'm working while I post on getbig so I don't have to do shit around the house. AND I never wipe down machines because I use a towel.

[bigmc]

And still has time to train billionaire clients...run a huge steroid lab....draw up business plans that make rich people throw money at him....admire his 11inch dick...and fght to the death in unsanctioned cage fights.

dont forget having multiple fights to the death in prison

while being incarcerated for a traffic violation

fortunately they still let him out after a few months

[TEH boob]

Are you suggesting that it's a bit far fetched to be the type of guy who prolifically pimps his body on various dating sites to bang 2-3 chicks a day, yet be too worried about a faceless shot on getbig, as he can't afford to be identied?

 

[Power]

holy shit... this could go on forever.

I carpet-bomb plentyoffish and fuck short, cute, big tit chubby single moms, school teachers, bankers, real estate brokers, and convenience store cashiers on the first night... like 10-12 a month. (i have an actual gf now, though)

my home is a complete mess 90% of the time and i only clean it up if i have a girl coming over.

i judge the attractiveness and potential mate material of a woman based on the size of her calves and feet. (one must be big, the other small)

i keep baby wipes, mouthwash, and Viagra in the car. (i give myself 'cool points' if i can bang one girl, baby-wipe the pussy juice off my cock in the car, drive over and bang another girl in the same day... 3 a day is the record, 4 would be a logistical nightmare)

if no gf is in the house, i'll watch porn twice a day. can't start the day or go to bed w/o rubbing one out.... milf porn, mature porn, latina porn, bbw porn, brunette porn, ebony porn, Asian porn, CFNM porn, DP porn, gagging porn, or any combination.

I've fucked women i met on craigslist while their husbands/bf's watched for anywhere from $50 to $300.

i'll put bogus ad's on craigslist using ex-customers names & numbers. personals (of course. lol... cuckold stuff, ect), selling horse trailers, horses, miniature horses, emu's, various miniature/toy dogs, houses/rooms for rent, ect ect ect...    these ex-customers are pieces of shit/assholes/bitches, not "regular" ex-customers. these fuck's have it coming.

i have a maid come to my house twice a week just to do my dishes because I'm too lazy.

I've fucked a maid once. 40-something Mexican lady, in my upstairs bathroom while her granddaughter vacuumed my living room downstairs. short, chubby with big heavy tits... could NOT deepthroat, so she didnt' get a tip. lol.... two hands on my sink, one foot up on the toilet with a hand towel in her mouth.   can't even remember her name. i fired her/them two weeks later.

This is not a confession, it's bragging.  LOL!


PWR

[TEH boob]

I tried yoga and various stretching routines in the hopes of one day giving myself head. I had to give it up after hurting my back during training.

Looooool

Don't give up!

[ESFitness]

Don't forget his ability to stitch himself up after said cage fights in jail or prison with guitar wire. And support his various children.

This guy is not to be messed with.

you use the guitar wire to make the needle, not the thread.  

[Simple Simon]

holy shit... this could go on forever.

I carpet-bomb plentyoffish and fuck short, cute, big tit chubby single moms, school teachers, bankers, real estate brokers, and convenience store cashiers on the first night... like 10-12 a month. (i have an actual gf now, though)

my home is a complete mess 90% of the time and i only clean it up if i have a girl coming over.

i judge the attractiveness and potential mate material of a woman based on the size of her calves and feet. (one must be big, the other small)

i keep baby wipes, mouthwash, and Viagra in the car. (i give myself 'cool points' if i can bang one girl, baby-wipe the pussy juice off my cock in the car, drive over and bang another girl in the same day... 3 a day is the record, 4 would be a logistical nightmare)

if no gf is in the house, i'll watch porn twice a day. can't start the day or go to bed w/o rubbing one out.... milf porn, mature porn, latina porn, bbw porn, brunette porn, ebony porn, Asian porn, CFNM porn, DP porn, gagging porn, or any combination.

I've fucked women i met on craigslist while their husbands/bf's watched for anywhere from $50 to $300.

i'll put bogus ad's on craigslist using ex-customers names & numbers. personals (of course. lol... cuckold stuff, ect), selling horse trailers, horses, miniature horses, emu's, various miniature/toy dogs, houses/rooms for rent, ect ect ect...    these ex-customers are pieces of shit/assholes/bitches, not "regular" ex-customers. these fuck's have it coming.

i have a maid come to my house twice a week just to do my dishes because I'm too lazy.

I've fucked a maid once. 40-something Mexican lady, in my upstairs bathroom while her granddaughter vacuumed my living room downstairs. short, chubby with big heavy tits... could NOT deepthroat, so she didnt' get a tip. lol.... two hands on my sink, one foot up on the toilet with a hand towel in her mouth.   can't even remember her name. i fired her/them two weeks later.

Arnold?