Nothing wrong with being soft Kiwi, you are still a funny guy, you just aren't trying to run the weak posters off here like you used to do. It's all good, I still read your work. Well, not in it's entirety obviously, there is not enough hours in the day to read some of your longer posts
LOL! And it's not about me being soft - it's what I am. Truth be told, I took on a certain persona when I first joined here, to try and fit in with the cool crowd, cause they really impressed me with their jokes and sense of humor. But as with everything else, I just got more and more carried away, until a whole lot of freaky shit happened, including my going insane, part of which you all witnessed here. But it's all good - the whole thing did make a major change in my life in a lot of ways. Who's to say "it's just the internet", lol!
And thanks, Johnny - you're definitely one of the funniest, most original characters here.