Welcome to Islams hardware store, how may I help you today?

[The Master]

Welcome to Islams hardware store, how may I help you today?

I'd like 1 suicide bomb, 1 liter of anthrax and I would like to order the sacrifice of 10 dogs and 20 pigs. I would also like 10 women forced to wear a burka while being raped, and I would like to order the assassination of 50 infidels because it is written in the Koran. The last part of my order is a set of suicide bombs for my kids so they can continue the family heritage.

[haider]

That will be 720 virgins and 20 goats please, your order will be processed in 9-11 business days.

[Nordic Superman]

That will be 720 virgins and 20 goats please, your order will be processed in 9-11 business days.

Nice use of the numerals 9 and 11, clearly you have jihadist sympathies.

Wouldn't the US as a sharia state just be glorious?