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the trainer

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How to be a celebrity
« on: July 30, 2014, 01:54:51 PM »
So you are not rich nor famous and you what to be a celebrity well just become a mass monster put on a tight shirt and step out in da streets and da club, guys are looking at you with envy and woman are looking at you with lust, people come up to you asking you questions and you go home with the hottest girl in da club, this is what happens to me every week, if you want to live like me you cant be a twink, go lift heavyweights.
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Lustral

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Re: How to be a celebrity
« Reply #1 on: July 30, 2014, 02:02:54 PM »
Worked well for robert burnika. Guy can't move without being badgered for autographs now.
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Re: How to be a celebrity
« Reply #2 on: July 30, 2014, 02:07:23 PM »
Quote from: Lustral on July 30, 2014, 02:02:54 PM
Worked well for robert burnika. Guy can't move without being badgered for autographs now.

His fans in that swimming pool were just a bit shy...
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Re: How to be a celebrity
« Reply #3 on: July 30, 2014, 02:12:26 PM »
Quote from: DroppingPlates on July 30, 2014, 02:07:23 PM
His fans in that swimming pool were just a bit shy...

 ;D
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Re: How to be a celebrity
« Reply #4 on: July 30, 2014, 02:18:39 PM »
Quote from: DroppingPlates on July 30, 2014, 02:07:23 PM
His fans in that swimming pool were just a bit shy...

Robert is a fat piece of shit, this is how its done.

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Re: How to be a celebrity
« Reply #5 on: July 30, 2014, 04:27:32 PM »
Quote from: DroppingPlates on July 30, 2014, 02:07:23 PM
His fans in that swimming pool were just a bit shy...

Getbig rule:  you can't mention the swimming pool video without posting the video.  ;D
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Re: How to be a celebrity
« Reply #6 on: July 30, 2014, 04:54:54 PM »
Quote from: DroppingPlates on July 30, 2014, 02:07:23 PM
His fans in that swimming pool were just a bit shy...
or couldn't see him because of the sun reflecting
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Re: How to be a celebrity
« Reply #7 on: July 30, 2014, 05:04:21 PM »
Quote from: calfzilla on July 30, 2014, 04:27:32 PM
Getbig rule:  you can't mention the swimming pool video without posting the video.  ;D

It should have been like "Caddy Shack" all over with people trying to get away from him yelling, "Dooody!" as he floats past.
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the trainer

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Re: How to be a celebrity
« Reply #8 on: July 30, 2014, 05:32:48 PM »
Not sure how you can talk about robert without posting his legendary video.

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Re: How to be a celebrity
« Reply #9 on: July 30, 2014, 05:37:10 PM »
Quote from: the trainer on July 30, 2014, 05:32:48 PM
Not sure how you can talk about robert without posting his legendary video.


lol! He is cool! He does not give a damn even if it makes him look like a goofball!
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Re: How to be a celebrity
« Reply #10 on: July 30, 2014, 07:52:06 PM »
Quote from: the trainer on July 30, 2014, 05:32:48 PM
Not sure how you can talk about robert without posting his legendary video.



Yes!!!

My favorite youtube video of all time!
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Re: How to be a celebrity
« Reply #11 on: July 31, 2014, 06:40:46 AM »
Quote from: calfzilla on July 30, 2014, 04:27:32 PM
Getbig rule:  you can't mention the swimming pool video without posting the video.  ;D

I was posting from my mobile last night  :(
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