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Title: Tom Cruise has odd looking abs (and Suri Cruise)
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on July 17, 2012, 01:47:53 PM
People just fucking amaze me with their stupidity.  So Katie Holmes divorces Tom because she didn't want her child brainwashed by scientologists, so the first thing she does after the divorce is put her kid in a catholic school because we all know they won't try to brainwash her.  ::)

Tom Cruise had odd looking abs in Rock of Ages (bodybuilding related)
Title: Re: Suri Cruise
Post by: Kwon_2 on July 17, 2012, 01:54:21 PM
Tom Cruise had odd looking abs in Rock of Ages (bodybuilding related)

(http://www.wmagazine.com/images/celebrities/2012/06/cear-tom-cruise-rock-of-ages-cover-story-v.jpg)
Title: Re: Suri Cruise
Post by: DanielPaul on July 17, 2012, 03:39:47 PM
notice also in his earlier pics he has one centered front tooth instead of two, fucking creepy man
Title: Re: Suri Cruise
Post by: Stark on July 17, 2012, 03:44:20 PM
Im couldn't care less, she could sell her kid to the next AK swinging Congo nignog in bongo bongo land and it wouldn't bother me one bit.
Title: Re: Suri Cruise
Post by: King Shizzo on July 17, 2012, 03:45:23 PM
Can someone please explain the cliff notes of Scientology?  A religion based on science would seem to make the most sense.
Title: Re: Suri Cruise
Post by: YngiweRhoads on July 17, 2012, 03:51:05 PM
Can someone please explain the cliff notes of Scientology?  A religion based on science would seem to make the most sense.

It's not based on science.
Title: Re: Suri Cruise
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on July 17, 2012, 03:53:44 PM
Can someone please explain the cliff notes of Scientology?  A religion based on science would seem to make the most sense.

Zenu saved the earth from Aliens 73 million years ago. Those aliens are the cause for suffering.  Higher ranked scientologists can move things with their mind.  A lot of them will sign a billion year contract for $50 a month in salary to work for the church.


I am not making this shit up.
Title: Re: Suri Cruise
Post by: _bruce_ on July 17, 2012, 03:54:59 PM
Can someone please explain the cliff notes of Scientology?  A religion based on science would seem to make the most sense.

It's based on science, specifically a very opinionated version of it.
Hubbard was a genius and I can still hear his laughter echoing from a very expensive grave.
Title: Re: Suri Cruise
Post by: Parker on July 17, 2012, 03:57:19 PM
Zenu saved the earth from Aliens 73 million years ago. Those aliens are the cause for suffering.  Higher ranked scientologists can move things with their mind.  A lot of them will sign a billion year contract for $50 a month in salary to work for the church.


I am not making this shit up.
Sounds like Malachi Z York and the Nuwabians.
Title: Re: Suri Cruise
Post by: King Shizzo on July 17, 2012, 03:59:11 PM
Zenu saved the earth from Aliens 73 million years ago. Those aliens are the cause for suffering.  Higher ranked scientologists can move things with their mind.  A lot of them will sign a billion year contract for $50 a month in salary to work for the church.


I am not making this shit up.
i take it back. They sound fucked.
Title: Re: Suri Cruise
Post by: Hulkotron on July 17, 2012, 04:00:53 PM
Yes Tom is very strange.
Title: Re: Suri Cruise
Post by: dr.chimps on July 17, 2012, 04:02:18 PM
People just fucking amaze me with their stupidity.  So Katie Holmes divorces Tom because she didn't want her child brainwashed by scientologists, so the first thing she does after the divorce is put her kid in a catholic school because we all know they won't try to brainwash her.  ::)

Tom Cruise had odd looking abs in Rock of Ages (bodybuilding related)
So you start a thread about their one offspring!?  ::)
Title: Re: Suri Cruise
Post by: King Shizzo on July 17, 2012, 04:04:42 PM
Zenu saved the earth from Aliens 73 million years ago. Those aliens are the cause for suffering.  Higher ranked scientologists can move things with their mind.  A lot of them will sign a billion year contract for $50 a month in salary to work for the church.


I am not making this shit up.
do they plan on living up to the 50 billion dollar contracts  >:(
Title: Re: Suri Cruise
Post by: Marty Champions on July 17, 2012, 05:22:06 PM
do they plan on living up to the 50 billion dollar contracts  >:(
50 billion year is what he wrote you rotten sick bitch
Title: Re: Suri Cruise
Post by: doison on July 17, 2012, 05:52:08 PM
50 billion year is what he wrote you rotten sick bitch

ONE billion years for $50 a month is what he wrote you sour smelling fuckface.
Title: Re: Suri Cruise
Post by: Mattyh7688 on July 17, 2012, 06:02:12 PM
I went to Catholic school for 16 years and am hardly brainwashed. If anything, learning more about Catholicism made me realize how big of bullshit it is.
Title: Re: Suri Cruise
Post by: Big Chiro Flex on July 17, 2012, 08:17:08 PM
People just fucking amaze me with their stupidity.  So Katie Holmes divorces Tom because she didn't want her child brainwashed by scientologists, so the first thing she does after the divorce is put her kid in a catholic school because we all know they won't try to brainwash her.  ::)

Tom Cruise had odd looking abs in Rock of Ages (bodybuilding related)
Because she's a girl, she's safe in a catholic school. It would be like putting Michael Phelps or Big Dan Hill in a room alone with BayGBM. No chance of any "funny business", no temptation.
Title: Re: Suri Cruise
Post by: tommywishbone on July 17, 2012, 08:23:21 PM
I'll hit the brakes, he'll fly right by.
Title: Re: Suri Cruise
Post by: Havenbull on July 17, 2012, 09:03:53 PM
Zenu saved the earth from Aliens 73 million years ago. Those aliens are the cause for suffering.  Higher ranked scientologists can move things with their mind.  A lot of them will sign a billion year contract for $50 a month in salary to work for the church.


I am not making this shit up.

As crazy and as physicaly impossible as it sounds, they say Incedent I started 4 quadrillion years ago
Title: Re: Suri Cruise
Post by: ChristopherA on July 17, 2012, 09:23:09 PM
Because she's a girl, she's safe in a catholic school. It would be like putting Michael Phelps or Big Dan Hill in a room alone with BayGBM. No chance of any "funny business", no temptation.
LMFAO!! Fucking gold Chiro, gold
Title: Re: Suri Cruise
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on July 17, 2012, 09:31:17 PM
Approximately 89% of Mexican's classify themselves as Catholic. Mexican's are one day going to make up the majority of Americans. This looks like a planned calculated move by the parents when Suri gets into acting.
Title: Re: Suri Cruise
Post by: INSOMNIA on July 17, 2012, 09:35:12 PM
Can someone please explain the cliff notes of Scientology?  A religion based on science would seem to make the most sense.

South Park @ :45  :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7EEOMbBIO8&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7EEOMbBIO8&feature=related)

Title: Re: Suri Cruise
Post by: manuelsonn on July 17, 2012, 11:50:27 PM
I went to Catholic school for 16 years and am hardly brainwashed. If anything, learning more about Catholicism made me realize how big of bullshit it is.
hello breivik
Title: Re: Suri Cruise
Post by: phreak on July 18, 2012, 12:21:36 AM
Here's me opening this topic, thinking it was about a cruise to Paramaribo. ::)

Carry on...
Title: Re: Suri Cruise
Post by: Dr Dutch on July 18, 2012, 12:22:48 AM
Here's me opening this topic, thinking it was about a cruise to Paramaribo. ::)

Carry on...
Me too... ;D
Title: Re: Suri Cruise
Post by: phreak on July 18, 2012, 12:25:48 AM
Me too... ;D
Shit, I miss my uncle who lives there. Haven't seen the black bastard in 15 years. :-[
Title: Re: Suri Cruise
Post by: Dr Dutch on July 18, 2012, 01:28:55 AM
Why don't you go there this summer, I heard it's a nice country..
Title: Re: Suri Cruise
Post by: phreak on July 18, 2012, 01:34:00 AM
Why don't you go there this summer, I heard it's a nice country..
Lack of money, and a healthy fear of flying SLM! ;)


Also, the wife hates tropical climates. She's an uptight albino eskimo, I'm heat-loving and black-at-heart. We should have our own sitcom.  ;D
Title: Re: Suri Cruise
Post by: dawakaman on July 18, 2012, 04:39:36 AM
I was born in Surinam,and at first I also thought this topic would be about 'my' country..
Hahaha you can tell who's dutch in here right away..
Title: Re: Suri Cruise
Post by: Krankenstein on July 18, 2012, 05:11:28 AM
Sounds like Malachi Z York and the Nuwabians.

I have their 2nd CD.  Their stuff is innovative.  I think they are pioneers in the music world.
Title: Re: Suri Cruise
Post by: Jaime on July 18, 2012, 05:14:30 AM
Pics or gtfo...
Title: Re: Suri Cruise
Post by: Tom on July 18, 2012, 06:46:08 AM
the most sane and i guess NOT rumoured or outlandish gossip i read is that CRUISE believes in NOT the crazy stuff about scientology, but it comes with the territory... what i mean is i've read.. ( and who knows if this is true or not)...

that cruise believes in living a clean life, being positive at all times, trying to get rid of negativity in all aspects as much as possible, he credits scientology for helping him with is dyslexia... ( who knows if he really had that, he might just have had a more simpler learning disability or perhaps he would have just outgrown it? hmm, don't know though if you really have dyslexia if eventually you won't?)...physically healthy meaning a strict diet, no excessive booze, no drugs (obviously of any kind)... etcetera....

basically the supposedly " good and most basic" traits of scientology.. that all things can be conquered with a positive attitude and positive physical body and mental outlook...

the rest of the whole "scientology" aliens and alien battle millions of years ago and so on and so on.. i've read that he doesn't believe in this gobbly gook... although in a german interview he said he does believe in aliens,, because more or less "there has to be some other alien lifeforms somewhere in the entire universe".. which when you think about it i believe is probably true.. i mean heck, we can't even get to the middle of our own milky way galaxy even with light speed.. and there are countless number of galaxies in the universe, the odds that we are the only single planet and lifeform in the ENTIRE UNIVERSE defies logic.. i'm not saying little green men,, but who knows...i just find it incredibly odd that his best friend is the leader of his religion?..

anyway though that is what i've read that he believes, which begs the question well okay this basic stuff makes sense, but why would you need a religion to tell you this or a cult if that is what it really is? i mean couldn't you live your life just believing this basic stuff? i don't know i mean does a catholic believe in EVERY single thing in that religion or just some parts?... my big thing with cruise is that okay so your religion is how you live your life.. but does that mean it's more important than your now 3 wives? and supposedly the leader of your religion is your best friend? and supposedly goes on your honeymoon with your wife? HUH and double HUH! that woud be like  your priest being your best friend and taking him on your honeymoond? sorry, but i wouldn't have my own brother or father along with me...
Title: Re: Suri Cruise
Post by: mass243 on July 18, 2012, 06:47:30 AM

"Suri" what a name haha
Title: Re: Suri Cruise
Post by: The Grim Lifter on July 18, 2012, 06:50:58 AM
Yes Tom, most people want someone to tell them what to do. Making decisions is too hard.
Title: Re: Suri Cruise
Post by: Purge_WTF on July 18, 2012, 07:22:12 AM
Zenu saved the earth from Aliens 73 million years ago. Those aliens are the cause for suffering.  Higher ranked scientologists can move things with their mind.  A lot of them will sign a billion year contract for $50 a month in salary to work for the church.


I am not making this shit up.

  They're making that sh*t up.
Title: Re: Suri Cruise
Post by: Wiggs on July 18, 2012, 07:30:15 AM
the most sane and i guess NOT rumoured or outlandish gossip i read is that CRUISE believes in NOT the crazy stuff about scientology, but it comes with the territory... what i mean is i've read.. ( and who knows if this is true or not)...

that cruise believes in living a clean life, being positive at all times, trying to get rid of negativity in all aspects as much as possible, he credits scientology for helping him with is dyslexia... ( who knows if he really had that, he might just have had a more simpler learning disability or perhaps he would have just outgrown it? hmm, don't know though if you really have dyslexia if eventually you won't?)...physically healthy meaning a strict diet, no excessive booze, no drugs (obviously of any kind)... etcetera....

basically the supposedly " good and most basic" traits of scientology.. that all things can be conquered with a positive attitude and positive physical body and mental outlook...

the rest of the whole "scientology" aliens and alien battle millions of years ago and so on and so on.. i've read that he doesn't believe in this gobbly gook... although in a german interview he said he does believe in aliens,, because more or less "there has to be some other alien lifeforms somewhere in the entire universe".. which when you think about it i believe is probably true.. i mean heck, we can't even get to the middle of our own milky way galaxy even with light speed.. and there are countless number of galaxies in the universe, the odds that we are the only single planet and lifeform in the ENTIRE UNIVERSE defies logic.. i'm not saying little green men,, but who knows...i just find it incredibly odd that his best friend is the leader of his religion?..

anyway though that is what i've read that he believes, which begs the question well okay this basic stuff makes sense, but why would you need a religion to tell you this or a cult if that is what it really is? i mean couldn't you live your life just believing this basic stuff? i don't know i mean does a catholic believe in EVERY single thing in that religion or just some parts?... my big thing with cruise is that okay so your religion is how you live your life.. but does that mean it's more important than your now 3 wives? and supposedly the leader of your religion is your best friend? and supposedly goes on your honeymoon with your wife? HUH and double HUH! that woud be like  your priest being your best friend and taking him on your honeymoond? sorry, but i wouldn't have my own brother or father along with me...

Thanks Tom. I love your movies.
Title: Re: Suri Cruise
Post by: Tom on July 18, 2012, 07:33:21 AM
good one wiggs! laugh! i'm just trying and failing it seems for everyone NOT to join the hate cruise bandwagon.. i mean, he's not the ant-christ!
Title: Re: Suri Cruise
Post by: Big Chiro Flex on July 18, 2012, 07:35:23 AM
good one wiggs! laugh! i'm just trying and failing it seems for everyone NOT to join the hate cruise bandwagon.. i mean, he's not the ant-christ!
You're so silly when you jump on Oprah's couch
Title: Re: Suri Cruise
Post by: Wiggs on July 18, 2012, 07:37:53 AM
good one wiggs! laugh! i'm just trying and failing it seems for everyone NOT to join the hate cruise bandwagon.. i mean, he's not the ant-christ!

I think you...I mean, "he" is awesome.  I think alot of is overblown and I believe what you said about yourself, I mean..."Tom".
Title: Re: Suri Cruise
Post by: m8 on July 18, 2012, 08:05:37 AM
notice also in his earlier pics he has one centered front tooth instead of two, fucking creepy man


(http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRvbDo8zxzVW6enMKFLQwT01yPY3zlsWJdgbRjbYlrmj6-DMlJonsSZ7tW6uA)
Title: Re: Suri Cruise
Post by: Tito24 on July 18, 2012, 08:16:55 AM
Title: Re: Suri Cruise
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on July 18, 2012, 09:26:50 AM
(http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRvbDo8zxzVW6enMKFLQwT01yPY3zlsWJdgbRjbYlrmj6-DMlJonsSZ7tW6uA)

I remember him actually getting invisalign a while back
Title: Re: Suri Cruise
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on July 18, 2012, 12:27:33 PM
the most sane and i guess NOT rumoured or outlandish gossip i read is that CRUISE believes in NOT the crazy stuff about scientology, but it comes with the territory... what i mean is i've read.. ( and who knows if this is true or not)...

that cruise believes in living a clean life, being positive at all times, trying to get rid of negativity in all aspects as much as possible, he credits scientology for helping him with is dyslexia... ( who knows if he really had that, he might just have had a more simpler learning disability or perhaps he would have just outgrown it? hmm, don't know though if you really have dyslexia if eventually you won't?)...physically healthy meaning a strict diet, no excessive booze, no drugs (obviously of any kind)... etcetera....

basically the supposedly " good and most basic" traits of scientology.. that all things can be conquered with a positive attitude and positive physical body and mental outlook...

the rest of the whole "scientology" aliens and alien battle millions of years ago and so on and so on.. i've read that he doesn't believe in this gobbly gook... although in a german interview he said he does believe in aliens,, because more or less "there has to be some other alien lifeforms somewhere in the entire universe".. which when you think about it i believe is probably true.. i mean heck, we can't even get to the middle of our own milky way galaxy even with light speed.. and there are countless number of galaxies in the universe, the odds that we are the only single planet and lifeform in the ENTIRE UNIVERSE defies logic.. i'm not saying little green men,, but who knows...i just find it incredibly odd that his best friend is the leader of his religion?..

anyway though that is what i've read that he believes, which begs the question well okay this basic stuff makes sense, but why would you need a religion to tell you this or a cult if that is what it really is? i mean couldn't you live your life just believing this basic stuff? i don't know i mean does a catholic believe in EVERY single thing in that religion or just some parts?... my big thing with cruise is that okay so your religion is how you live your life.. but does that mean it's more important than your now 3 wives? and supposedly the leader of your religion is your best friend? and supposedly goes on your honeymoon with your wife? HUH and double HUH! that woud be like  your priest being your best friend and taking him on your honeymoond? sorry, but i wouldn't have my own brother or father along with me...

What's scientology's stance on homosexuality?
Title: Re: Suri Cruise
Post by: tommywishbone on July 18, 2012, 12:28:53 PM
"What's scientology's stance on homosexuality?"

They stand behind it.
Title: Re: Suri Cruise
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on July 18, 2012, 01:00:51 PM
"What's scientology's stance on homosexuality?"

They stand behind it.

I thought they took it as it came.
Title: Re: Suri Cruise
Post by: King Shizzo on July 18, 2012, 03:12:58 PM
Who really knows what twisted shit goes on behind the scenes in Hollywood.  I bet 70% of male actors have had some sort of sexual contact with other men.
Title: Re: Suri Cruise
Post by: Kwon_2 on July 18, 2012, 03:47:08 PM
good one wiggs! laugh! i'm just trying and failing it seems for everyone NOT to join the hate cruise bandwagon.. i mean, he's not the ant-christ!

Your opinion on "Rock of Ages" Tom?

Was it worth it?
Title: Re: Suri Cruise
Post by: arce1988 on July 18, 2012, 06:28:31 PM
  CULT
Title: Re: Suri Cruise
Post by: YngiweRhoads on July 21, 2012, 09:56:20 AM
It's based on science, specifically a very opinionated version of it.
Hubbard was a genius and I can still hear his laughter echoing from a very expensive grave.

NO

Quote
Science (from Latin scientia, meaning "knowledge") is a systematic enterprise that builds and organizes knowledge in the form of testable explanations and predictions about the universe.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Science

Quote
Pseudoscience is a claim, belief, or practice which is presented as scientific, but does not adhere to a valid scientific method, lacks supporting evidence or plausibility, cannot be reliably tested, or otherwise lacks scientific status.[

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pseudoscience
Title: Re: Tom Cruise has odd looking abs (and Suri Cruise)
Post by: _bruce_ on July 21, 2012, 01:25:55 PM
Sorry Yngwie, but you leave me no chance but to report your hateful bashing to my master in the 23rd district.
You are welcome to 'Akaziengasse 34/A-1230 Wien' any time so we can throw down in front of celebrities.
Title: Re: Suri Cruise
Post by: BIG AL MCKECHNIE on July 21, 2012, 03:44:22 PM
"What's scientology's stance on homosexuality?"

They stand behind it.

They like to ram it down everyone's throat  ;D
Title: Re: Suri Cruise
Post by: Big Chiro Flex on July 21, 2012, 03:53:08 PM
They like to ram it down everyone's throat  ;D

Lol
Title: Re: Suri Cruise
Post by: Kwon_2 on July 21, 2012, 03:57:47 PM
ONE billion years for $50 a month is what he wrote you sour smelling fuckface.

50 billion years for one billion a month you sweet-n-sour stinkface
Title: Re: Tom Cruise has odd looking abs (and Suri Cruise)
Post by: YngiweRhoads on July 21, 2012, 04:13:10 PM
Sorry Yngwie, but you leave me no chance but to report your hateful bashing to my master in the 23rd district.
You are welcome to 'Akaziengasse 34/A-1230 Wien' any time so we can throw down in front of celebrities.


Haha...nice man! I'll show up as long as you buy the rounds of Guinness afterwards and I'm allowed to use my walker.
Title: Re: Tom Cruise has odd looking abs (and Suri Cruise)
Post by: oldtimer1 on July 23, 2012, 09:55:43 AM
Generation nothing. No values, morals, ethics or brains. No goal to improve themself. Just exist for today.