It's basically a college campus. You had good counselors, and ones that seemed to not give a shit.
The food was surprisingly good: Steak, crab, full breakfast, snacks whenever we wanted.
We literally had movie nights, every night. They had brain scans, and other bullshit, but it is basically a cash grab.
Want to go to rehab? Take a cold shower, then watch 24hours of YouTube videos about motivational speaking.