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Re: 31yr old guy dating 91yr old woman and they do porn
« Reply #25 on: June 05, 2014, 10:16:42 PM »
LoL still whoring at 91?

Some golden years, old trick is going to die with a dick in mouth soon

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Re: 31yr old guy dating 91yr old woman and they do porn
« Reply #26 on: June 05, 2014, 10:17:42 PM »
you sound like r lee ermey!!!!

lol

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Re: 31yr old guy dating 91yr old woman and they do porn
« Reply #27 on: June 05, 2014, 10:19:32 PM »

Lmfao!!!!!!

it's not like these were ordinary, upstanding citizens i was harassing.. these were people who ordered product, and once they received the product, they did a chargeback on their credit card and got their money back... and kept the product.

did this to a good number of people... just goes to show that you'd better be nice or respectfull to collection agents (or telemarketers for that matter, since i ran a fundraising office yrs ago and did the same thing), since they have ALL your info and can fuck with your life for a very, very long time if we have a reason.

I'd talk to wives and tell them their husbands ordered gay porn and strap-ons and lube, ect..

mothers would believe their sons ordered gay porn and strap ons.

 (white) husbands would believe their wives ordered black hardcore gangbang porn and big black dildos and 'anal relaxing ointment'.

old men would get their info placed on craigslist about a horsetrailer for sale, ect..

i called one guy 3x a day for a month (with a "spoof number") about a horse he had for sale on craigslist (he had no horse) and said I'm about 20mins away and need directions on where to park my trailor... he'd say 'i ain't got no goddamn horse here!'.. I'd say 'well, sir, i drove all the way down here from Raleigh N.C. (he was in Atlanta, GA) to pick up this horse.. you better pay me some gas money. i'll be there in 20mins".. and he'd flip out.

or I'm the foreman of a roofing company and my crew is running about 30mins late and wanted to make sure the old man has the check ready for the deposit. he'd flip out saying "i ain't order no roofing business!".. I'd read off a "work order" date and invoice number and tell him if he doesn't have the check ready when we get there, we're taking him to small claims court, ect...

... just to name a few.

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Re: 31yr old guy dating 91yr old woman and they do porn
« Reply #28 on: June 05, 2014, 10:31:12 PM »
Disappear, scumbag! 

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Re: 31yr old guy dating 91yr old woman and they do porn
« Reply #29 on: June 05, 2014, 11:01:40 PM »
watch the porn video ;D, god damn

30-50 is good, but 91  ???



I can't.  Just can't.  Thought nothing in this world could shock me anymore but this is just ... good old plain Wrong.

It turns out I do have boundaries.  Who would've thought.
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Re: 31yr old guy dating 91yr old woman and they do porn
« Reply #30 on: June 05, 2014, 11:04:18 PM »
I am Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be "Sir". Do you maggots understand that? 

I can't.  Just can't.  Thought nothing in this world could shock me anymore but this is just ... good old plain Wrong.

It turns out I do have boundaries.  Who would've thought.


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Re: 31yr old guy dating 91yr old woman and they do porn
« Reply #31 on: June 05, 2014, 11:42:29 PM »
BTW ladies, my man wes would gladly tear this young piece of ass up!!!.. it would be a young tenderonie for him!

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Re: 31yr old guy dating 91yr old woman and they do porn
« Reply #32 on: June 06, 2014, 01:32:57 PM »
How tall are you private???
5ft 9in.....sir........5ft 9in??  I didn't know they stacked shit that high!!! lol!!!

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Re: 31yr old guy dating 91yr old woman and they do porn
« Reply #33 on: June 06, 2014, 01:45:30 PM »
I can't.  Just can't.  Thought nothing in this world could shock me anymore but this is just ... good old plain Wrong.

It turns out I do have boundaries.  Who would've thought.

Me too I watched videos with mexican cartels cutting people heads off and I did not flinch, but after 30 seconds into that video I just could not watch it.

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Re: 31yr old guy dating 91yr old woman and they do porn
« Reply #34 on: June 06, 2014, 01:53:15 PM »
about 4yrs ago I worked as a collection agent for about a month (before getting back into the gym biz), and when I'd get bored, I'd do some prank 'collections'.

I'd call a lady and pose as a collection agent for Adult Friend Finder.Com and I'd explain to her somebody had placed an order with 'us' and explain to her that 'we' got a chargeback on the order.

she'd ask what the order was for, I'd name off some ficticious adult films "backdoor boy toys", "lil anal andy", ect.. and some adult toys like "10in medium thick replica penis, in dark brown", and "anal beads, extra long, medium size"..

she'd say 'oh, i never ordered that.." ect...

I'd ask her, this is "jane Doe" right? and read her address to her as well as her credit card number and expy date, to show her i wasn't trying to scam her or anything, since i already had her billing info.

she'd be surprised and say "yes, yes, that's me and my card, but how did you get it? i didn't order it!"

I'd ask if she had a husband or a son who could've ordered it... she said "no, I'm 76 yrs old. my husband's dead and my son.. oh.. .i don't know.. i guess he might have?!"

i ask "are there any neighborhood kids who may come into your home and gotten hold of your credit card and ordered it to your house?"

she said "no.. well, wait.. there is a couple little boys"

I'd tell her "well, I'm gonna cancel this order because i suspect fraud, don't worry about it" ect...

then this old lady starts talking about she's on fixed income and can't afford to buy stuff like that...

i tell her, "well, you know we're always looking for new talent.. new models, if you're interested"

she says "honey, I'm 76 yrs old and I'm 90lbs! nobody wanna see that" (i could tell it was an old black lady)

i tell her, "well, there's a market for everything.. a lot of guys would like to see an older skinny lady, there's all kinds of sexual prefferences.. if you're interested, we'll pay $1000 for a few hour photoshoot depending on what you're willing to do"

she says "oh, well, i guess i could do that then.. what would i do?"

so i go on to ask what she'd be willing to do.. solo, solo masturbation, anal with 1 guy, double penetration, ect... whole bunch of genre's... and this lady agreed to each freakin one.

so i tell her, "ok, so what I'm gonna do is mail you out a model release form and a 1099, unless you'd like to be paid in cash and don't want to report the income, it's up to you, i'll include a return envelope. i'll also need you to take about 5-6 nude pictures of yourself and email them to us... and i'll forward your info to our recruiting manager and photographer" ect...

she says "ok, that's great, when can we start?"

i tell her within a week, hopefully... and "btw, do you know anybody else who'd be interested in doing video's as well? if you refer us to them, we'll pay you a $300 finders fee"

and the freaking old lady says "yea, i have a friend next door, but she's my age and fat.. and, oh, I'm sure my daughter would do it too, she needs the money.. and I'm sure one of my granddaughters would do it too"

i said "that's great.. that's $900 extra for you... just have them take some pictures of your friend and your daughter and mail them in with yours."

she fucken agreed to the whole thing.. i couldn't fucken believe it... even willing to pimp out her daughter and granddaughter

i was tempted to actually send her an envelope (and four 1099's to make it seem legit) with model release forms to see if she'd email back the pictures.
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Re: 31yr old guy dating 91yr old woman and they do porn
« Reply #35 on: June 06, 2014, 03:54:08 PM »
Me too I watched videos with mexican cartels cutting people heads off and I did not flinch, but after 30 seconds into that video I just could not watch it.

If it wasn't for dickheads like you, there wouldn't be any thievery in this world, would there? 

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Re: 31yr old guy dating 91yr old woman and they do porn
« Reply #36 on: June 06, 2014, 03:55:15 PM »
5ft 9in.....sir........5ft 9in??  I didn't know they stacked shit that high!!! lol!!!

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