Lmfao!!!!!!
it's not like these were ordinary, upstanding citizens i was harassing.. these were people who ordered product, and once they received the product, they did a chargeback on their credit card and got their money back... and kept the product.
did this to a good number of people... just goes to show that you'd better be nice or respectfull to collection agents (or telemarketers for that matter, since i ran a fundraising office yrs ago and did the same thing), since they have ALL your info and can fuck with your life for a very, very long time if we have a reason.
I'd talk to wives and tell them their husbands ordered gay porn and strap-ons and lube, ect..
mothers would believe their sons ordered gay porn and strap ons.
(white) husbands would believe their wives ordered black hardcore gangbang porn and big black dildos and 'anal relaxing ointment'.
old men would get their info placed on craigslist about a horsetrailer for sale, ect..
i called one guy 3x a day for a month (with a "spoof number") about a horse he had for sale on craigslist (he had no horse) and said I'm about 20mins away and need directions on where to park my trailor... he'd say 'i ain't got no goddamn horse here!'.. I'd say 'well, sir, i drove all the way down here from Raleigh N.C. (he was in Atlanta, GA) to pick up this horse.. you better pay me some gas money. i'll be there in 20mins".. and he'd flip out.
or I'm the foreman of a roofing company and my crew is running about 30mins late and wanted to make sure the old man has the check ready for the deposit. he'd flip out saying "i ain't order no roofing business!".. I'd read off a "work order" date and invoice number and tell him if he doesn't have the check ready when we get there, we're taking him to small claims court, ect...
... just to name a few.