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Title: I interrogated the cleaning guy tonight
Post by: True Amateur on February 18, 2013, 06:40:41 PM
The Brazilian cleaning lady comes to work with this asshole Brazilian cleaning guy. He's always lurking when I want to ask the cleaning lady on a date. I have to get him out of the way, so I came up with an idea. I told him I needed to see him in the Security office. When he came in I informed him that money and valuables were missing from the office worker's desks, and people are saying he's stealing. I told him to admit it and I could see what I can do, but if he doesn't admit it I may need to call my buddy who works for Immigration. I demanded to see his passport and work visa and he started panicing. I told the cleaning lady that her co-worker is under suspicion, to be careful, and that it's best for everyone if he stays away from the building for now.
Title: Re: I interrogated the cleaning guy tonight
Post by: WOOO on February 18, 2013, 06:43:43 PM
gimmick needs work
Title: Re: I interrogated the cleaning guy tonight
Post by: Princess L on February 18, 2013, 06:50:52 PM
The Brazilian cleaning lady comes to work with this asshole Brazilian cleaning guy. He's always lurking when I want to ask the cleaning lady on a date. I have to get him out of the way, so I came up with an idea. I told him I needed to see him in the Security office. When he came in I informed him that money and valuables were missing from the office worker's desks, and people are saying he's stealing. I told him to admit it and I could see what I can do, but if he doesn't admit it I may need to call my buddy who works for Immigration. I demanded to see his passport and work visa and he started panicing. I told the cleaning lady that her co-worker is under suspicion, to be careful, and that it's best for everyone if he stays away from the building for now.

If true, you're officially an asshole.
Title: Re: I interrogated the cleaning guy tonight
Post by: Wiggs on February 18, 2013, 06:53:23 PM
If true, you're officially an asshole.

LOL...He'd do anything for love.
Title: Re: I interrogated the cleaning guy tonight
Post by: Obvious Gimmick on February 18, 2013, 06:55:59 PM
obviously fake story


brazilians dont  clean  ::)
Title: Re: I interrogated the cleaning guy tonight
Post by: True Amateur on February 18, 2013, 06:57:57 PM
If true, you're officially an asshole.
No one said Law Enforcement was gonna be pretty. Sounds to me like you're a little jealous.
Title: Re: I interrogated the cleaning guy tonight
Post by: mass243 on February 18, 2013, 07:00:24 PM

HAHAHA, imagining using a imaginary pathetic "authority" is enough for some to feel good about themselves.


You would never make it to special forces.
Title: Re: I interrogated the cleaning guy tonight
Post by: Obvious Gimmick on February 18, 2013, 07:00:59 PM
what you talking 'bout pedro?
Title: Re: I interrogated the cleaning guy tonight
Post by: Schmoff on February 18, 2013, 07:02:25 PM
LOL...He'd do anything for love.

more like for getting laid
Title: Re: I interrogated the cleaning guy tonight
Post by: Princess L on February 18, 2013, 07:03:32 PM
No one said Law Enforcement was gonna be pretty. Sounds to me like you're a little jealous.

Who are you trying to kid? ::)

Wannabe
Title: Re: I interrogated the cleaning guy tonight
Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on February 18, 2013, 07:04:21 PM
gimmick needs work

X2

Have to agree with the Chinese-Canadian Wu.
Title: Re: I interrogated the cleaning guy tonight
Post by: haider on February 18, 2013, 07:04:40 PM
love story of peace
Title: Re: I interrogated the cleaning guy tonight
Post by: WOOO on February 18, 2013, 07:04:59 PM
Who are you trying to kid? ::)

Wannabe


moderate the shit out of him.... or at least insert gay porn into all of his posts
Title: Re: I interrogated the cleaning guy tonight
Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on February 18, 2013, 07:08:06 PM
love story of peace

what's up, little bengali?
Title: Re: I interrogated the cleaning guy tonight
Post by: True Amateur on February 18, 2013, 07:08:30 PM
Who are you trying to kid? ::)

Wannabe
I was moderating chat forums before you even knew how to log on. I'm sorry you've had these fantasies about me, like being my girlfriend waiting for me to come in from a 16 hour double shift and you untie my Security boots and pull them off, then you peel my black socks off and just massage my aching feet, maybe giving my toes a little kiss...
Title: Re: I interrogated the cleaning guy tonight
Post by: Mr Nobody on February 18, 2013, 07:09:37 PM
All Barney Fife rock solid security.  :D
Title: Re: I interrogated the cleaning guy tonight
Post by: Tapeworm on February 18, 2013, 07:10:57 PM
In Brazil, everyone claps with their buttocks.  Cultural oddity.
Title: Re: I interrogated the cleaning guy tonight
Post by: haider on February 18, 2013, 07:19:32 PM
what's up, little bengali?
racist post reported. keep it up  >:(
Title: Re: I interrogated the cleaning guy tonight
Post by: haider on February 18, 2013, 07:20:11 PM
In Brazil, everyone claps with their buttocks.  Cultural oddity.
that begs the question, what does a 1-butt clap sound like?
Title: Re: I interrogated the cleaning guy tonight
Post by: Wiggs on February 18, 2013, 07:22:59 PM
I was moderating chat forums before you even knew how to log on. I'm sorry you've had these fantasies about me, like being my girlfriend waiting for me to come in from a 16 hour double shift and you untie my Security boots and pull them off, then you peel my black socks off and just massage my aching feet, maybe giving my toes a little kiss...


Hahahhahahhahhahahhahhah hahahhaha!
Title: Re: I interrogated the cleaning guy tonight
Post by: Tapeworm on February 18, 2013, 07:31:21 PM
that begs the question, what does a 1-butt clap sound like?

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Title: Re: I interrogated the cleaning guy tonight
Post by: tu_holmes on February 18, 2013, 07:34:00 PM
LOL...He'd do anything for love.


But he won't do that?
Title: Re: I interrogated the cleaning guy tonight
Post by: arce1988 on February 18, 2013, 07:39:46 PM
 ;D
Title: Re: I interrogated the cleaning guy tonight
Post by: MikMaq on February 18, 2013, 07:43:32 PM
All the way alpha male. I as a general rule believe in deporting any illegal if male or not hot.
Title: Re: I interrogated the cleaning guy tonight
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on February 18, 2013, 10:36:49 PM
Instead of deporting him, you should have told him that he just pulled landscaping duty. Then packaged him up and sent him to Moosejay's house for detail.
Title: Re: I interrogated the cleaning guy tonight
Post by: trapz101 on February 18, 2013, 11:17:39 PM
what you talking 'bout pedro?

LOL
Title: Re: I interrogated the cleaning guy tonight
Post by: dj181 on February 19, 2013, 12:28:25 AM
X2

Have to agree with the Chinese-Canadian Wu.

so are you saying that wooo is an asian fella himself?

i had always thought that he was just into the asian female
Title: Re: I interrogated the cleaning guy tonight
Post by: che on February 19, 2013, 07:26:00 AM
If true, .

 ::)

Worst mod ever.
Title: Re: I interrogated the cleaning guy tonight
Post by: Chacka on February 19, 2013, 07:39:41 AM
I had my chance with a brazilian cleaning lady years ago and i blew it, regretted it ever since....God speed S-1...God speed...
Title: Re: I interrogated the cleaning guy tonight
Post by: Mr Nobody on February 19, 2013, 08:00:16 AM
Princess L. one of best mod's ever.
Title: Re: I interrogated the cleaning guy tonight
Post by: Krankenstein on February 19, 2013, 08:50:21 AM
The Brazilian cleaning lady comes to work with this asshole Brazilian cleaning guy. He's always lurking when I want to ask the cleaning lady on a date. I have to get him out of the way, so I came up with an idea. I told him I needed to see him in the Security office. When he came in I informed him that money and valuables were missing from the office worker's desks, and people are saying he's stealing. I told him to admit it and I could see what I can do, but if he doesn't admit it I may need to call my buddy who works for Immigration. I demanded to see his passport and work visa and he started panicing. I told the cleaning lady that her co-worker is under suspicion, to be careful, and that it's best for everyone if he stays away from the building for now.

TMZ just posted pics of the interrogation described above.  Warning...pictures are graphic.














(http://queermenow.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/JetSetMen-Gay-Porn-Stars-BILLY-HEIGHTS-and-ANGEL-ROCK-in-TSA-STRIP-DOWN.jpg)
Title: Re: I interrogated the cleaning guy tonight
Post by: liberty on February 19, 2013, 09:07:12 AM
 ;D
Title: Re: I interrogated the cleaning guy tonight
Post by: Wiggs on February 19, 2013, 09:12:57 AM
TMZ just posted pics of the interrogation described above.  Warning...pictures are graphic.














(http://queermenow.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/JetSetMen-Gay-Porn-Stars-BILLY-HEIGHTS-and-ANGEL-ROCK-in-TSA-STRIP-DOWN.jpg)

lol
Title: Re: I interrogated the cleaning guy tonight
Post by: jodsy on February 19, 2013, 10:03:38 AM
these posts are getting desperate now
Title: Re: I interrogated the cleaning guy tonight
Post by: Hulkotron on February 19, 2013, 10:04:52 AM
lol @ Krankenstein's update
Title: Re: I interrogated the cleaning guy tonight
Post by: che on February 19, 2013, 10:05:16 AM
TMZ just posted pics of the interrogation described above.  Warning...pictures are graphic.














(http://queermenow.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/JetSetMen-Gay-Porn-Stars-BILLY-HEIGHTS-and-ANGEL-ROCK-in-TSA-STRIP-DOWN.jpg)

Hahaa