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Re: Question about Johnny Falcon
« Reply #25 on: November 29, 2010, 08:10:11 PM »
weed, cocaine, crack, meth, heroine, paint thinner, you name it,he took it. LSD, mushrooms, diesel, burning plastic, fertilizers. If it makes you "high", he will try it. I bet he would smoke dog shit.

But, even better are the "diets" he followed over the years:

-liters of coffee ONLY for fatloss
-drinking olive oil by the cups
sea salt (he claimed that sea slat makes you immortal, because scientists could keep the cells of a chicken heart alive in sea salt, well, he oversaw the point that the chicken didn't live to see its heart survive in the sea salt, but that's only a small layback to Falcon.

he had some other bogus ideas over the years, actually the patter is always the same:

1.) He finds something new (alcohol preserves food) ["new" in this case means common knowledge for normal people]
2.) He thinks it's the holy grail and starts to do it over-excessively, i.e. drinking 6 liters of pure alcohol ed
3.) He realizes what he said was total bullshit, goes into timeout or logs off for a month
4.) go back to 1.) and start again.


LOL

did your mentor type this up?
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Re: Question about Johnny Falcon
« Reply #26 on: November 29, 2010, 08:12:23 PM »
please refrain from using the great Mars' name like that in vain  >:(

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Re: Question about Johnny Falcon
« Reply #27 on: November 29, 2010, 08:12:35 PM »
did your mentor type this up?
Ouch man you really are a drugged up fiend christ if you were just a good looking idiot I might have mercy being part queer and all, but if your really just some drugged up retarded idiot that can't think beyond his next tweak you really are the bottom of the fucking barrel.

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Re: Question about Johnny Falcon
« Reply #28 on: November 29, 2010, 08:14:48 PM »
lundgren is itchin to throw johnny on the bed face down!

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Re: Question about Johnny Falcon
« Reply #29 on: November 29, 2010, 08:16:12 PM »
lundgren is itchin to throw johnny on the bed face down!

for atleast 5 months i read your name as tallerman

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Re: Question about Johnny Falcon
« Reply #30 on: November 29, 2010, 08:16:20 PM »
Mars/Tito24 & Big Dicked Bob run this joint, NDAI
Q to the muthafuckin T!  8)
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Re: Question about Johnny Falcon
« Reply #31 on: November 29, 2010, 08:17:15 PM »
do you want to be called taller man?
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Re: Question about Johnny Falcon
« Reply #32 on: November 29, 2010, 08:20:48 PM »
Heres another question. Is Big Dicked Bob possibly the biggest loser on getbig? He posts retarded gif's and pics trying to be like Mars, but no one has EVER laughed at anything he does or posts, and his relevance is none. I personally find him to be a HUGE loser wannabe.

Something's fishy with his avatar/ that gif.  I can't scroll right when that shit is on the screen.  Anyone else?

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Re: Question about Johnny Falcon
« Reply #33 on: November 29, 2010, 08:22:16 PM »
for atleast 5 months i read your name as tallerman


epic changing the subject are you really a cracked off fiend or an just idiot? Own up were trapped with too conclusions.

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Re: Question about Johnny Falcon
« Reply #34 on: November 29, 2010, 08:27:01 PM »
epic changing the subject are you really a cracked off fiend or an just idiot? Own up were trapped with too conclusions.

we the only two fools up and on tonite really. so theres your answer
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Re: Question about Johnny Falcon
« Reply #35 on: November 29, 2010, 09:05:00 PM »
we the only two fools up and on tonite really. so theres your answer
TRANSLATION: I'm not a junkie just an idiot will only admit it if no one is around?

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Re: Question about Johnny Falcon
« Reply #36 on: November 29, 2010, 10:47:38 PM »
Heres another question. Is Big Dicked Bob possibly the biggest loser on getbig? He posts retarded gif's and pics trying to be like Mars, but no one has EVER laughed at anything he does or posts, and his relevance is none. I personally find him to be a HUGE loser wannabe.

 I've always thought so too. He's the most zero-dimensional poster i've ever seen.

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Re: Question about Johnny Falcon
« Reply #37 on: November 29, 2010, 10:49:57 PM »


Says the 145lb twink who is always threatening to beat up people...

 Every time I threaten to beat people up i'm just pushing their buttons and having some fun. And it usually works.

 Of course most dudes here just take everything at face value, and never think that maybe someone is just fucking around. They just believe everything on a surface level.

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Re: Question about Johnny Falcon
« Reply #38 on: November 29, 2010, 10:54:36 PM »
Mr. Falcon's "Jethro Tull" workout is one of the greatest workouts ever.  Right up there with anything Tony Little, Susan Powter or Billy Blanks did.  More revolutionary and groundbreaking then the first year "Jazzercise" came out, circa 1969.

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Re: Question about Johnny Falcon
« Reply #39 on: November 29, 2010, 10:55:04 PM »
weed, cocaine, crack, meth, heroine, paint thinner, you name it,he took it. LSD, mushrooms, diesel, burning plastic, fertilizers. If it makes you "high", he will try it. I bet he would smoke dog shit.

 That's how I was in the 1990's. I did amounts of drugs that'll make most people shit themselves.

 This Falcon guy has just let himself become a fucking tweaker though. He's let the shit consume his personality. He's a fucking retard. No matter how fucked up I got on the drugs, I never NEVER let myself become one of those goddamn annoying crackheads.

 There are a lot of guys on here who are fucking idiots, yet they are popular. Then suddenly after a few years, everyone realizes they are dumbfucks. It's like everyone moves in a herd with their opinions.

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Re: Question about Johnny Falcon
« Reply #40 on: November 29, 2010, 10:56:24 PM »
Mr. Falcon's "Jethro Tull" workout is one of the greatest workouts ever.  Right up there with anything Tony Little, Susan Powter or Billy Blanks did.  More revolutionary and groundbreaking then the first year "Jazzercise" came out, circa 1969.

 Shut up FatAlex.

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Re: Question about Johnny Falcon
« Reply #41 on: November 29, 2010, 11:04:20 PM »

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Re: Question about Johnny Falcon
« Reply #42 on: November 29, 2010, 11:06:31 PM »
How dare you?

 Hey, we all know it's you Alex.

 Why else would some mysterious guy name "Fallsview" come in, and half his posts are just saying "KING23" and all that bullshit.

 Why are you even doing this shit man? Are you crazy? Get a hold of yourself.

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Re: Question about Johnny Falcon
« Reply #43 on: November 29, 2010, 11:07:41 PM »
Hey, we all know it's you Alex.

 Why else would some mysterious guy name "Fallsview" come in, and half his posts are just saying "KING23" and all that bullshit.

 Why are you even doing this shit man? Are you crazy? Get a hold of yourself.

Listen,  Stay off the AlphaMale forum if you know whats good for you.

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Re: Question about Johnny Falcon
« Reply #44 on: November 29, 2010, 11:12:01 PM »
Listen,  Stay off the AlphaMale forum if you know whats good for you.

 Fuck you and your threats dude. You're a complete piece of shit.

 Take responsibility for your asshole behavior for once.

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Re: Question about Johnny Falcon
« Reply #45 on: November 29, 2010, 11:16:49 PM »
Fuck you and your threats dude. You're a complete piece of shit.

 Take responsibility for your asshole behavior for once.

How dare you, again?  You need to be more postive and bring some good energy to this bodybuilding board.  Stay off the AlphaMale board-understand?

And for once, stop provoking people and attacking people on this forum. 

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Re: Question about Johnny Falcon
« Reply #46 on: November 29, 2010, 11:18:14 PM »
How dare you, again?  You need to be more postive and bring some good energy to this bodybuilding board.  Stay off the AlphaMale board-understand?

And for once, stop provoking people and attacking people on this forum. 

 I'll go on the Alphamale forum any time I want to.

 Hope this helps.

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Re: Question about Johnny Falcon
« Reply #47 on: November 29, 2010, 11:21:15 PM »
I'll go on the Alphamale forum any time I want to.

 Hope this helps.

AlphaMale (this is how you write it) is only for Positve posters.  You are not wanted with your disruptive behavior and malcontent attitude.

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Re: Question about Johnny Falcon
« Reply #48 on: November 30, 2010, 06:26:44 AM »
weed, cocaine, crack, meth, heroine, paint thinner, you name it,he took it. LSD, mushrooms, diesel, burning plastic, fertilizers. If it makes you "high", he will try it. I bet he would smoke dog shit.

But, even better are the "diets" he followed over the years:

-liters of coffee ONLY for fatloss
-drinking olive oil by the cups
sea salt (he claimed that sea slat makes you immortal, because scientists could keep the cells of a chicken heart alive in sea salt, well, he oversaw the point that the chicken didn't live to see its heart survive in the sea salt, but that's only a small layback to Falcon.

he had some other bogus ideas over the years, actually the patter is always the same:

1.) He finds something new (alcohol preserves food) ["new" in this case means common knowledge for normal people]
2.) He thinks it's the holy grail and starts to do it over-excessively, i.e. drinking 6 liters of pure alcohol ed
3.) He realizes what he said was total bullshit, goes into timeout or logs off for a month
4.) go back to 1.) and start again.


LOL

I missed the alcohol  one, how did he not die after one day ? At least now he's just eating beans.

Not forgetting he's in his 30s and still lives at home

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Re: Question about Johnny Falcon
« Reply #49 on: November 30, 2010, 06:36:40 AM »
i think diane kong really let some of my gimmick posts get to him  :(

btw never said alcohol preserves food  ::)

liters of coffe will give you a heart attack depending upon your age. when i was young or not in my 30's i could do it but definitly not now

how does anyone drink 6 liters of pure alcohol?

i think dianekong has a deep hateful connection with me , it is why he took the time to post all that crap
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