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Re: Question about Johnny Falcon
« Reply #75 on: November 30, 2010, 09:37:16 PM »
Quote from: BlackFlagRedStar on November 29, 2010, 07:32:53 PM
Does this guy really use crack or meth?

 Everything about him is very crackhead/tweaker.

  He's the dumbest poster in the board surpassing even Goodrum and Coach. His stupidity is really colossal. There are truly no adjectives in the English language to describe just how stupid this guy is. It is truly incredible.

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Re: Question about Johnny Falcon
« Reply #76 on: November 30, 2010, 09:38:43 PM »
Quote from: DonkeyKong on November 29, 2010, 07:53:12 PM
weed, cocaine, crack, meth, heroine, paint thinner, you name it,he took it. LSD, mushrooms, diesel, burning plastic, fertilizers. If it makes you "high", he will try it. I bet he would smoke dog shit.

But, even better are the "diets" he followed over the years:

-liters of coffee ONLY for fatloss
-drinking olive oil by the cups
sea salt (he claimed that sea slat makes you immortal, because scientists could keep the cells of a chicken heart alive in sea salt, well, he oversaw the point that the chicken didn't live to see its heart survive in the sea salt, but that's only a small layback to Falcon.

he had some other bogus ideas over the years, actually the patter is always the same:

1.) He finds something new (alcohol preserves food) ["new" in this case means common knowledge for normal people]
2.) He thinks it's the holy grail and starts to do it over-excessively, i.e. drinking 6 liters of pure alcohol ed
3.) He realizes what he said was total bullshit, goes into timeout or logs off for a month
4.) go back to 1.) and start again.


LOL

DK sums it up to a T..

he's admitted to smoking crack on several ocassions, among sniffing paint and other things..
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Re: Question about Johnny Falcon
« Reply #77 on: December 01, 2010, 06:30:16 AM »
Didn't the King, Mr. Elvis Presley have an IQ of 78 or so?
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Re: Question about Johnny Falcon
« Reply #78 on: December 01, 2010, 06:36:23 AM »
word to the wise: dont spend a lifetime on getbig hating the failcon
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Re: Question about Johnny Falcon
« Reply #79 on: December 01, 2010, 06:40:23 AM »
Quote from: Johnny Falcon on December 01, 2010, 06:36:23 AM
word to the wise: dont spend a lifetime on getbig hating the failcon

Falcon, WTF is going on in Chapel Hill?  Do we need to drop by the practices and dispense some advices?
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Re: Question about Johnny Falcon
« Reply #80 on: December 01, 2010, 06:42:29 AM »
Quote from: Lundgrenisgod on November 29, 2010, 07:51:10 PM
Cite these or a I call bullshit.
No body does anything for guys who suck di ck ....


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Re: Question about Johnny Falcon
« Reply #81 on: December 01, 2010, 06:45:53 AM »


not much more i can say here that hasnt been said.

the guy is definitely out there- in a bad way.
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Re: Question about Johnny Falcon
« Reply #82 on: December 01, 2010, 07:17:33 AM »
Quote from: dj181 on December 01, 2010, 06:30:16 AM
Didn't the King, Mr. Elvis Presley have an IQ of 78 or so?

  No, I think it was 85.

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Re: Question about Johnny Falcon
« Reply #83 on: December 01, 2010, 07:18:33 AM »
Quote from: suckmymuscle on December 01, 2010, 07:17:33 AM
  No, I think it was 85.

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Re: Question about Johnny Falcon
« Reply #84 on: December 01, 2010, 07:25:42 AM »
Quote from: The Showstoppa on December 01, 2010, 06:40:23 AM
Falcon, WTF is going on in Chapel Hill?  Do we need to drop by the practices and dispense some advices?
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Re: Question about Johnny Falcon
« Reply #85 on: December 01, 2010, 07:26:40 AM »
Quote from: Johnny Falcon on December 01, 2010, 07:25:42 AM
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You don't think they are even practicing?  :o   Explains a lot...   ;)
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Re: Question about Johnny Falcon
« Reply #86 on: December 01, 2010, 07:30:20 AM »
Quote from: The Showstoppa on December 01, 2010, 07:26:40 AM
You don't think they are even practicing?  :o   Explains a lot...   ;)

you mean 18 year old hoes at clubs?, what are you talking about
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Re: Question about Johnny Falcon
« Reply #87 on: December 01, 2010, 07:32:30 AM »
Quote from: Johnny Falcon on December 01, 2010, 07:30:20 AM
you mean 18 year old hoes at clubs?, what are you talking about

Damn JF.....talking about the blundering Tar Heels basketball team......thought we could set them straight.....
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Re: Question about Johnny Falcon
« Reply #88 on: December 01, 2010, 07:34:41 AM »
Quote from: The Showstoppa on December 01, 2010, 07:32:30 AM
Damn JF.....talking about the blundering Tar Heels basketball team......thought we could set them straight.....

too much meat eaters at carolina all jock and cock and hoes, only real scientific universities like duke are on par with nutritional research and eat only wholesome foods to win championchips
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Re: Question about Johnny Falcon
« Reply #89 on: December 01, 2010, 07:40:23 AM »
Quote from: Johnny Falcon on December 01, 2010, 07:34:41 AM
too much meat eaters at carolina all jock and cock and hoes, only real scientific universities like duke are on par with nutritional research and eat only wholesome foods to win championchips

duke is always on a cock and peanut-butter sandwich diet....  and they are allergic to peanut-butter....
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Re: Question about Johnny Falcon
« Reply #90 on: December 01, 2010, 07:51:03 AM »
Quote from: The Showstoppa on December 01, 2010, 07:40:23 AM
duke is always on a cock and peanut-butter sandwich diet....  and they are allergic to peanut-butter....
;D They still got some fine hoes around the Durham/Duke area although they are still on a meat regimen... 8)
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Re: Question about Johnny Falcon
« Reply #91 on: December 01, 2010, 07:54:37 AM »
Quote from: Mr Nobody on December 01, 2010, 07:51:03 AM
;D They still got some fine hoes around the Durham/Duke area although they are still on a meat regimen... 8)

they dont like TOO MUCH meat tho

fck State that school can suck my balls

I went to UNCW from Baylor - 7to1 ratio of females to males - do the math
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Re: Question about Johnny Falcon
« Reply #92 on: December 01, 2010, 07:56:24 AM »
Quote from: Spike on December 01, 2010, 07:54:37 AM
they dont like TOO MUCH meat tho

fck State that school can suck my balls

I went to UNCW from Baylor - 7to1 ratio of females to males - do the math
Damn sad right there bro on State. You training for anymore contests Spike?
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Re: Question about Johnny Falcon
« Reply #93 on: December 01, 2010, 08:01:30 AM »
Quote from: Mr Nobody on December 01, 2010, 07:56:24 AM
Damn sad right there bro on State. You training for anymore contests Spike?

I'm going at it right now - I just need to get with someone to get my posing

I'm tryin to stay slimmer but I am at the same weight (265) - if I do another show it wont be in NC i can tell you that

big spike burned his bridge with the NCNPC  :'(
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Re: Question about Johnny Falcon
« Reply #94 on: December 01, 2010, 08:05:23 AM »
Quote from: Spike on December 01, 2010, 08:01:30 AM
I'm going at it right now - I just need to get with someone to get my posing

I'm tryin to stay slimmer but I am at the same weight (265) - if I do another show it wont be in NC i can tell you that

big spike burned his bridge with the NCNPC  :'(
I hear you local shows are much more who knows who on judging. You are better off to go out of state.
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