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Title: Happened to me yesterday
Post by: Stark on January 23, 2013, 02:14:26 AM
BTW I hired her :)
Title: Re: Happened to me yesterday
Post by: Roger Bacon on January 23, 2013, 02:17:08 AM
BTW I hired her :)

Did you proceed to show her some online gore?

 ???
Title: Re: Happened to me yesterday
Post by: Dr.J on January 23, 2013, 02:43:38 AM
Pics
Title: Re: Happened to me yesterday
Post by: Chadwick The Beta on January 23, 2013, 02:44:31 AM
Too bad you'll never hit it.  She's already pregnant by a nig nog. 
Title: Re: Happened to me yesterday
Post by: Stark on January 23, 2013, 02:54:58 AM
Pics

She's all over the internet, I googled her name lol and saw all these pictures, that's when my recruiter asked her while giving her the round tour through the building why she is all over the internet and she said she was modeling for a while.

Pretty refreshing to finally not having todo an interview with a geeky looking tech guy, I work in the industry for uhm 9 years and I can tell you, an actually goodlooking girl - smart - tech interested and good at her job is like unheard of.
Title: Re: Happened to me yesterday
Post by: lovemonkey on January 23, 2013, 02:58:33 AM
Don't be surprised if she's paid off by Alice23 to expose and ruin your life. You know what they say, if it's too good to be true...
Title: Re: Happened to me yesterday
Post by: Chadwick The Beta on January 23, 2013, 03:01:07 AM
if it's too good to be true...

it probably has a penis
Title: Re: Happened to me yesterday
Post by: Stark on January 23, 2013, 03:05:36 AM
jesus christ guys you make it sound like I am going to marry the girl, I am not even attracted to her, all I am saying was... if any of you worked in the IT industry and have to deal with geeks all day long and have todo a million interviews over the fiscal year you know how much you apprechiate a pretty face in an interview situation.
Title: Re: Happened to me yesterday
Post by: Chadwick The Beta on January 23, 2013, 03:08:59 AM
jesus christ guys you make it sound like I am going to marry the girl, I am not even attracted to her, all I am saying was... if any of you worked in the IT industry and have to deal with geeks all day long and have todo a million interviews over the fiscal year you know how much you apprechiate a pretty face in an interview situation.

We get it...extremely talented people who command huge salaries have to win your approval to get into paradise, and most of them are stereotypical "nerds," unlike yourself of course.   ::)

If you are looking for validation, hugs, or a cookie, you should have called your mother about this.
Title: Re: Happened to me yesterday
Post by: Roger Bacon on January 23, 2013, 03:10:54 AM
I am not even attracted to her,

of course you aren't attracted to her clay aiken...  ::)
Title: Re: Happened to me yesterday
Post by: Cleanest Natural on January 23, 2013, 03:24:10 AM
aren't you like a janitor?
Title: Re: Happened to me yesterday
Post by: Chadwick The Beta on January 23, 2013, 03:40:31 AM
aren't you like a janitor?

He lied.  He's only the assistant janitor.  It's a three-year apprenticeship and he's been dropped back twice for insubordination and epic phaggotry.
Title: Re: Happened to me yesterday
Post by: BigCyp on January 23, 2013, 04:43:01 AM
Chadwick the weefer is trying very hard but coming short of the mark in this thread.
Title: Re: Happened to me yesterday
Post by: Red Hook on January 23, 2013, 04:52:08 AM
so...you met a 10, not interested in her, but still "picked her up" and "hired' her. You won't post a picture of her but she is "all over the net because she models".
 
this sounds about right, the only thing missing is the part where she tried to fuck you the elevator but you didn't because it might after your work out later that day. But she did offer to make you a post work out shake within the anabolic window.

 ::)




Title: Re: Happened to me yesterday
Post by: Cleanest Natural on January 23, 2013, 05:00:26 AM
His stories are about as funny and real as his face and muscles.
Title: Re: Happened to me yesterday
Post by: Chadwick The Beta on January 23, 2013, 05:11:29 AM
Chadwick the weefer is trying very hard but coming short of the mark in this thread.

I was trying so hard to impress you.   ::)
Title: Re: Happened to me yesterday
Post by: CalvinH on January 23, 2013, 06:06:01 AM
of course you aren't attracted to her clay aiken...  ::)
His stories are about as funny and real as his face and muscles.


 ;D
Title: Re: Happened to me yesterday
Post by: Natural Man on January 23, 2013, 06:55:27 AM
Bet your wife must be thrilled by your story?
Title: Re: Happened to me yesterday
Post by: Purge_WTF on January 23, 2013, 07:19:18 AM
so...you met a 10, not interested in her, but still "picked her up" and "hired' her. You won't post a picture of her but she is "all over the net because she models".
 
this sounds about right, the only thing missing is the part where she tried to fuck you the elevator but you didn't because it might after your work out later that day. But she did offer to make you a post work out shake within the anabolic window.

 ::)






 Ouch!
Title: Re: Happened to me yesterday
Post by: _bruce_ on January 23, 2013, 07:34:10 AM
Janitor of peace!  ;D
Title: Re: Happened to me yesterday
Post by: Stark on January 23, 2013, 07:37:35 AM
You guys are unbelievable, but hey what ever I should have known you simply cannot be happy for another getbigger  >:( - Just got an email confirmation, she accepted the position, this will be funny as fuck, I have 20 love starved technicians - as always somebody needs to "mentor" her :D :D - Lets see the reasonable "request" emails from individuals why THEY should mentor her :D usually I have a hard time finding anybody who wants to mentor a new hire in first place and have to make executive decision haha :D
Title: Re: Happened to me yesterday
Post by: Chadwick The Beta on January 23, 2013, 07:47:37 AM
You guys are unbelievable, but hey what ever I should have known you simply cannot be happy for another getbigger  >:( - Just got an email confirmation, she accepted the position, this will be funny as fuck, I have 20 love starved technicians - as always somebody needs to "mentor" her :D :D - Lets see the reasonable "request" emails from individuals why THEY should mentor her :D usually I have a hard time finding anybody who wants to mentor a new hire in first place and have to make executive decision haha :D

Oh, brother  ::)
Title: Re: Happened to me yesterday
Post by: Stark on January 23, 2013, 07:49:38 AM
of course you aren't attracted to her clay aiken...  ::)

Its just that dummies like you don't understand the difference between attracted and actually finding somebody good looking, she's very pretty she has a realy nice smile and comes across as funny smart educated, but she is/was a model, that means far to skinny for my taste and just not really my type. Where my wife is not a model, but is to me extremely attractive.

Hope that helps you "forever alone" type a guy :D
Title: Re: Happened to me yesterday
Post by: BigCyp on January 23, 2013, 07:52:04 AM
Its just that dummies like you don't understand the difference between attracted and actually finding somebody good looking, she's very pretty she has a realy nice smile and comes across as funny smart educated, but she is/was a model, that means far to skinny for my taste and just not really my type. Where my wife is not a model, but is to me extremely attractive.

Hope that helps you "forever alone" type a guy :D

Yes I'll second that about your wife bro
Title: Re: Happened to me yesterday
Post by: Stark on January 23, 2013, 07:52:15 AM
Bet your wife must be thrilled by your story?

First thing I did when I came home was show her a picture of her :D
Title: Re: Happened to me yesterday
Post by: Stark on January 23, 2013, 08:01:58 AM
btw, some true alpha fucked her.

same thing, you couldve said you seen a lambo and the owner told you to only watch it, dont touch.


you are an utter homo and liar for saying you find her a 10 but rather go and feel attracted to your gargoyle wife.



what ever you say Romeo :D
Title: Re: Happened to me yesterday
Post by: f450 on January 23, 2013, 11:29:50 AM
hey Stark so what do you do exactly... Networks, Database, Software programming .....?
Title: Re: Happened to me yesterday
Post by: Chadwick The Beta on January 23, 2013, 02:06:22 PM
hey Stark so what do you do exactly... Networks, Database, Software programming .....?

He dreams of working in IT while he posts between swing shifts at Burger King.
Title: Re: Happened to me yesterday
Post by: Red Hook on January 24, 2013, 06:19:18 PM
He dreams of working in IT while he posts between swing shifts at Burger King.

rofl..lol