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Title: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: TrapsMcLats on December 24, 2013, 10:04:09 PM
Merry Klausmas, fellow getbiggers.   Respect the greatest of all time.  Not many remember the glory days of Klaus.
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: Dipadidu on December 24, 2013, 10:27:53 PM
Haha!


(http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/844gLwwdT3I/hqdefault.jpg)
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: tommywishbone on December 24, 2013, 10:29:06 PM
 :D  I do love a classic timeless physique.
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: tom joad on December 24, 2013, 10:31:35 PM
why does Klaus need the girl assisting him with the dumbbell curl?
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: avxo on December 25, 2013, 01:23:25 AM
why does Klaus need the girl assisting him with the dumbbell curl?

He just needs a second to redo the brace that snapped, exposing him Janet Jackson style.
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: anabolichalo on December 25, 2013, 01:33:19 AM
Haha!


(http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/844gLwwdT3I/hqdefault.jpg)
getting the girls right there
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: Skeletor on December 25, 2013, 01:35:43 AM
Ze Klaus:

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=194532.0;attach=226657;image)
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: anabolichalo on December 25, 2013, 01:46:43 AM
these guys still alive  ???
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: trapz101 on December 25, 2013, 05:23:55 AM
these guys still alive  ???


looks healthy,why not?
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: Ronnie Rep on December 25, 2013, 07:31:44 AM
What does Klaus look like now?
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: affeman on December 25, 2013, 07:39:34 AM
What does Klaus look like now?

FIBO 2013

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-f6MucwgZ0vY/UMWOtL5hv_I/AAAAAAAAM0A/cWSg6yjqtGA/s1600/Klaus+Doring+synthol.jpg)
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: affeman on December 25, 2013, 07:40:50 AM
 8)

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-z2sx1XeH0MI/T30QNrKf4sI/AAAAAAAAIBw/gmlk9iJzGR0/s1600/Klaus+Doring.jpg)
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: Mclovin on December 25, 2013, 07:44:34 AM
Das Uberfreak!
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: leaky_frog on December 25, 2013, 11:22:18 AM
why does Klaus need the girl assisting him with the dumbbell curl?

He doesn't; he's lifting her, too, for added pump.
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: anabolichalo on December 25, 2013, 02:12:20 PM
soon
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: arce1988 on December 25, 2013, 02:13:46 PM
 and derek died because of synthol?!
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on December 25, 2013, 02:16:35 PM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=416636.0;attach=458862;image)
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: Teutonic Knight on December 25, 2013, 02:28:38 PM
soon

Mr.Vlaanderen 2014 (Nabba or NAC  :D)
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: That_Dude on December 19, 2014, 09:38:54 PM
I had to bump this. Tis the season of Santa Klaus
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: Mike on December 19, 2014, 09:44:00 PM
Haha i remember this idiot.  Klaus Doring.

Used to be some great pics of him...even a video i believe
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: SF1900 on December 19, 2014, 09:47:34 PM
where has #1 Klaus fan been?
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: Rhino on December 19, 2014, 09:48:11 PM
looks like shat!
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: CARTEL on December 19, 2014, 11:58:31 PM
I miss those old Klaus threads. Those were the days  :'(
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: Skeletor on December 20, 2014, 12:07:27 AM
(http://smolpower.ru/images/medic/steroid/synthol/doring1.jpg)

Don't forget ze ozer Klaus, Klaus Kaak:

(http://www.freakestphysique.blogger.com.br/klaus%20kaak.jpg)
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: Mobil on December 20, 2014, 12:40:45 AM
I miss those old Klaus threads. Those were the days  :'(

lol... i remeber other boards talking sht about getbig when we praised him... they didnt comprehend that getbig was trolling... it was hilarious.. i think bb.com was one of them saying" can you believe these guys at getbig think this guy looks great!!" ... the good old days
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: Dave D on December 20, 2014, 12:50:16 AM
Gentlemen I love Kluasmas  as much as any Getbigger, i try to celebrate das uber freak a little each day in my own special way, however the true Kluas season doesn't take place until the summer season  :'(.

That said let's continue to honor the cherished one but let's not destroy our hallowed tradition.

* how great was it when "Klaus" himself posted here.
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: CARTEL on December 20, 2014, 01:00:50 AM
lol... i remeber other boards talking sht about getbig when we praised him... they didnt comprehend that getbig was trolling... it was hilarious.. i think bb.com was one of them saying" can you believe these guys at getbig think this guy looks great!!" ... the good old days

I remember he was a time-traveling uber freak. His backstory GetBig gave him was legendary  ;D
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: CalvinH on December 20, 2014, 06:09:48 AM
KLAUSMAS TIME!
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on December 20, 2014, 06:12:29 AM
Merry klausmas. Remember to sprinkle extra creatine on your christmas pudding.
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: BayGBM on December 20, 2014, 06:16:08 AM
Tier 0  :P
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: affeman on December 20, 2014, 06:17:32 AM
The dysbalance between upper and lower body was holding Klaus back. If he had brought up his legs to match his upper body, the guy would've been unstoppable.

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=80431.0;attach=86252;image)
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: _bruce_ on December 20, 2014, 06:31:04 AM
Klaus is an inspiration and light in the dark - his Teutonic genes allowed him to even surpass the proportions of Michelangelo's work.

I heard that an oil company sponsors his life style and he is, and always will be, a tank.
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: Hulkotron on December 20, 2014, 06:31:09 AM
One of the bigger guys for sure.
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: affeman on December 20, 2014, 06:41:11 AM
Klaus is an inspiration and light in the dark - his Teutonic genes allowed him to even surpass the proportions of Michelangelo's work.

I heard that an oil company sponsors his life style and he is, and always will be, a tank.

Klaus never touched oil in his life. At the RTL-show he was they put him in an MRT and the doctor confirmed that Klaus consist of 100 % muscle (also sub 5 % bf).
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: bradistani on December 20, 2014, 06:44:48 AM
The dysbalance between upper and lower body was holding Klaus back. If he had brought up his legs to match his upper body, the guy would've been unstoppable.

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=80431.0;attach=86252;image)

yeah, but he still make the schomes bitches dem ,wet
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: Kim Jong Bob on December 20, 2014, 07:00:15 AM
Hahahaha klaus.


as a child klaus parents told him that when he grows up he can be whatever he wants to be

he became a balloon
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: wes on December 20, 2014, 07:30:54 AM
klaus iss loos
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: gmflex on December 20, 2014, 07:33:07 AM
Klaus doring...
Ain't a Xmas on getbig without a Klaus thread
 ;D
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: Fortress on December 20, 2014, 07:39:08 AM
Mental illness
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: That_Dude on December 20, 2014, 07:51:23 AM
Mental illness

Not in this case, please do not speak ill of the Klaus. He is in the pantheon of getbig legends. Even rich piano with his 8 hour arm workouts and use of pmma has not be able to match the arms that the great klaus possesses
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: illuminati on December 20, 2014, 08:02:32 AM
I wonder just how many cc's
How many jabs & how long
It took him to achieve that
Classical look.
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: TheShape. on December 20, 2014, 08:06:10 AM
I for one think it's fantastic that members are posting their favorite pictures of such artistic classic physiques. Klaus is surely one of the greatest of all time, uncrowned Mr. Olympia
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: thegamechanger on December 20, 2014, 10:18:23 AM
Hahahaha klaus.


as a child klaus parents told him that when he grows up he can be whatever he wants to be

he became a balloon

 :D
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: _aj_ on December 20, 2014, 10:24:58 AM
Klaus never touched oil in his life. At the RTL-show he was they put him in an MRT and the doctor confirmed that Klaus consist of 100 % muscle (also sub 5 % bf).

You can just look at the dude and see the quality tissue. Oil, FFS...
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: littledumbells on December 20, 2014, 10:45:50 AM
Merry Klausmas, fellow getbiggers.   Respect the greatest of all time.  Not many remember the glory days of Klaus.

  I hear he is in North Dakota now, with a drill rig in each pec and arm
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: _bruce_ on December 20, 2014, 11:14:40 AM
Hahahaha klaus.


as a child klaus parents told him that when he grows up he can be whatever he wants to be

he became a balloon

Zen level joking skills by our beloved dictator.
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: That_Dude on December 24, 2015, 09:58:32 PM
Had to bump this it just does not seem festive enough until the great klaus pops up.  Merry klausmas getbiggers
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: dantelis on December 24, 2015, 10:15:44 PM
Oh Klausmas tree, oh Klausmas tree,
Your branches are gigantic.
Oh Klausmas tree, oh Klausmas tree,
You make the small men frantic.
Your arms are huge, so syntholy,
How you got so big's, a mystery.
Oh Klausmas tree, oh Klausmas tree,
Your body is titanic.
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: Skeletor on December 24, 2015, 10:20:17 PM
(http://img15.hostingpics.net/pics/5838457155.jpg)

Brilliant:
https://www.facebook.com/Klaus-Doring-424010680956985/
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: _aj_ on December 25, 2015, 04:56:05 AM
(http://img15.hostingpics.net/pics/5838457155.jpg)

Brilliant:
https://www.facebook.com/Klaus-Doring-424010680956985/

The best is all the retards melting down in the comments.
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: affeman on December 25, 2015, 05:05:54 AM
HO HO HO - Merry Klausmas getbiggers.

Huge Klaus in retirement is still 3,6 Heaths wide 8)

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k103/minis007/Synthol/KlausDoring.jpg~original)
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on December 25, 2015, 06:42:23 AM
(http://s12.postimg.org/t689nxy4t/getbig_posedown.jpg)
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: Mclovin on December 25, 2015, 10:43:55 AM
Does anyone know what Klaus is up to these days? If I could pick one person in the world to come post on Getbig, I think it would be Das Uberfreak, even over Arnold!
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on December 25, 2015, 10:45:02 AM
Does anyone know what Klaus is up to these days? If I could pick one person in the world to come post on Getbig, I think it would be Das Uberfreak, even over Arnold!

Klaus is selling bulk kigs. He has partnered up with pellius and Palumbo.
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: tommywishbone on December 25, 2015, 10:47:43 AM
HO HO HO - Merry Klausmas getbiggers.


(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k103/minis007/Synthol/KlausDoring.jpg~original)

A sophisticated, aristocratic physique if there ever was one.
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: Fortress on December 25, 2015, 12:29:05 PM
The man has his share of muscle, all right. Incredible development.
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: funk51 on December 25, 2015, 12:39:44 PM
who's autographed pic would you rather have on your gym wall ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: gmflex on December 25, 2015, 06:35:13 PM
Bump for klaus
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: NelsonMuntz on December 25, 2015, 06:47:02 PM
(http://s12.postimg.org/t689nxy4t/getbig_posedown.jpg)

LMFAO
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: WannaBePro on December 25, 2015, 07:03:58 PM
LOL
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: Europe on December 25, 2015, 07:27:26 PM
It's official from now on I will celebrate Klausmas!!

Merry Klausmas to everybody  :-* :-*
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: Leatherneck on December 25, 2015, 08:35:44 PM
The longevity of Klaus is what I feel defines him. While his peers have perished, he is still a staple on message boards all across the land.
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: Mclovin on January 30, 2016, 09:36:34 AM
The longevity of Klaus is what I feel defines him. While his peers have perished, he is still a staple on message boards all across the land.
Agreed...when all have forgotten about Arnold, the legend of Klaus will live on throughout eternity.
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: That_Dude on December 23, 2016, 05:23:21 PM
Its that time of year, the annual bump for this thread

Merry Klausmas my fellow getbiggers!
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: Skeletor on December 23, 2016, 05:31:28 PM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=101812.0;attach=217274;image)
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: CalvinH on December 24, 2016, 05:16:56 AM
KLAUSMASS!!!!
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: ratherbebig on December 24, 2016, 11:12:35 AM
big dude all the way big dude
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: GigantorX on December 24, 2016, 07:57:57 PM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=101812.0;attach=217274;image)

Going for the health look.
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: tommywishbone on December 24, 2016, 08:38:20 PM
Ah the classics.
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: ratherbebig on December 25, 2016, 10:06:46 AM
whether he admits it or not i think he is the reason light weight baby wants big arms
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: Skeletor on December 25, 2016, 10:27:58 AM
whether he admits it or not i think he is the reason light weight baby wants big arms

Klaus must be getting all the black honeys with those arms.
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: ratherbebig on December 25, 2016, 10:29:21 AM
Klaus must be getting all the black honeys with those arms.

yes that probably explains why we havent seen him for a while, imagine how busy he must be
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: _bruce_ on December 25, 2016, 10:36:02 AM
Hot Klaus looking as healthy as a horse cock.  :P

"Ze Doring was, is and will be the quintessential pan-germanic ladies man.",
Hugh Heffner when asked about the future of mating & dating by Rolling Moan Magazine in 1987
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: Leatherneck on December 25, 2016, 03:58:07 PM
Santa Klaus was very busy last night.
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: falco on December 26, 2016, 05:42:03 AM
Going for the health look.

Looks like a crossfitter now  ::).
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: Dave D on December 26, 2016, 01:04:46 PM
The holiday actually takes place in August fellas.
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: Victor Venice Beach on December 26, 2016, 01:12:47 PM
Any recent pics of Klaus?
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on December 08, 2017, 06:22:01 PM
Just A Reminder That Its Klausmas again... ;D
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: tres_taco_combo on December 08, 2017, 06:46:53 PM
where is he now?


that milk pic is epic
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: Skeletor on December 08, 2017, 06:47:19 PM
A timely reminder Vince.

Behold ze Klaus:

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=101812.0;attach=189471;image)
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: Kwon on December 08, 2017, 08:52:03 PM
(http://juicygif.com/albums/userpics/2017y/12/09/1/1/0463-ladymania.gif)
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: tommywishbone on December 08, 2017, 08:56:12 PM
'tis the season!
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: CalvinH on December 09, 2017, 05:25:56 AM
A true GB holiday tradition 8)
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: gmflex on December 09, 2017, 05:31:42 PM
A timely reminder Vince.

Behold ze Klaus:

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=101812.0;attach=189471;image)

The legendary thread returns.

Thanks Vince..

 ;D   ;D
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: Fortress on December 09, 2017, 05:51:18 PM
A Getbig classic.
Title: Merry Klausmas
Post by: TrapsMcLats on December 24, 2017, 10:59:54 PM
Never forget, Santa Klaus is coming to town.  I predict 5% of you have any idea of what this is.
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=512080.0;attach=547076;image)
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas
Post by: That_Dude on December 25, 2017, 07:14:58 AM
Klaus is a legend. may gains be had by all who believe, merry Klausmas
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas
Post by: ratherbebig on December 25, 2017, 07:15:42 AM
uncrowned mr olympia right there, narrow he is not
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas
Post by: Mclovin on December 25, 2017, 08:44:36 AM
I’ve heard rumor has it that Klaus is currently deep within the bowls of his training dungeon preparing for a comeback!
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: Notomorrow on December 27, 2017, 09:06:22 AM
By now it should all be rock hard muscle as the older pics were when he was still stretching the fascia to make room for growth.
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: Skeletor on December 18, 2018, 10:05:56 PM
In keeping with getbig tradition, Merry Klausmas to all getbiggers.

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=80431.0;attach=86139;image)
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: Fortress on December 18, 2018, 11:32:57 PM
A Christmas wonderment, this fine athletes’ physique.
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: _bruce_ on December 19, 2018, 02:04:46 AM
Good to see the gentle giant ruling Germania in his RockyMountainesque flesh suit.

Klaus in the house!
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: falco on December 19, 2018, 02:41:28 AM
Is that a recent pic?
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: Humble Narcissist on December 19, 2018, 03:35:16 AM
He looks very healthy with the beet red face.
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: Powerlift66 on December 19, 2018, 03:44:15 AM
'Capt'n Forearms' gives this thread a 'thumbs-up'!

(https://keyassets-p2.timeincuk.net/wp/prod/wp-content/uploads/sites/29/2016/10/resized-h_02600216-630x480.jpg)

Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: The Scott on December 19, 2018, 08:27:32 AM
'Capt'n Forearms' gives this thread a 'thumbs-up'!

(https://keyassets-p2.timeincuk.net/wp/prod/wp-content/uploads/sites/29/2016/10/resized-h_02600216-630x480.jpg)



(https://images.complex.com/complex/image/upload/t_article_image/cn8mnzdih1hgtr9mek0c.jpg)

He is becoming the Brundlefly...
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: Darren Avey on December 19, 2018, 10:16:36 AM
Remembering the late legend that was XANTA KLAUS

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-wLkO27mi88M/Tu9JnaUsp6I/AAAAAAAACIM/TbZOCgCXdmw/s1600/xantaclaus.jpg)
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: Fortress on December 19, 2018, 10:33:51 AM
(https://images.complex.com/complex/image/upload/t_article_image/cn8mnzdih1hgtr9mek0c.jpg)

He is becoming the Brundlefly...

 :o
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: Montague on December 19, 2018, 03:14:06 PM
Remembering the late legend that was XANTA KLAUS

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-wLkO27mi88M/Tu9JnaUsp6I/AAAAAAAACIM/TbZOCgCXdmw/s1600/xantaclaus.jpg)


R.I.P., Balls...
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: Leatherneck on December 19, 2018, 05:35:17 PM
Balls Mahoney would love to give Klaus a stiff chair shot.
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: Rusty Trombone on December 19, 2018, 05:36:56 PM
In keeping with getbig tradition, Merry Klausmas to all getbiggers.

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=80431.0;attach=86139;image)

This pic proves it,that once you get the muscles,you will get the girls!
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: Humble Narcissist on December 20, 2018, 03:32:03 AM
Yes.  That girl probably thinks his cock looks like his muscles.  She will be greatly disappointed.
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: dan18 on December 20, 2018, 08:22:12 AM
after seeing those pics I just remembered I need to get a oil change on the  Cadillac
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: Disco187 on December 20, 2018, 09:11:17 AM
The dysbalance between upper and lower body was holding Klaus back. If he had brought up his legs to match his upper body, the guy would've been unstoppable.

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=80431.0;attach=86252;image)

AGREE !
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: Disco187 on December 20, 2018, 09:14:28 AM
You can purchase his one strap overal on eBay for a buy it no price of 15,000.00.   Comes with a wallet size photo and his top ten sayings.


Klaus cycle


Test suspension. 1 gram per day
Anadrol 150mg per day
Lantus fast acting 50 iu per meal
Chris Clark’s pump and pose for traps, last, chest
Synthol or grape seed oil for biceps, shoulders
Nolitol for triceps, calves


Meal one one pound of sausages, with ten slices of toast
Meal 2 repeat (strawberry)
Meal three two metrix packets
Meal  4 plate of sliced ham with pine-apple, two cans of beets
Meal 5 two pounds of bacon
Meal 6 two metrix packets (strawberry)

Snacks anchovies, dates, coconut cream pie, corned beef hash from can
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on December 20, 2018, 09:30:08 AM
any update pics of das überfreak?
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: falco on December 21, 2018, 02:14:28 AM
You can purchase his one strap overal on eBay for a buy it no price of 15,000.00.   Comes with a wallet size photo and his top ten sayings.


Klaus cycle


Test suspension. 1 gram per day
Anadrol 150mg per day
Lantus fast acting 50 iu per meal
Chris Clark’s pump and pose for traps, last, chest
Synthol or grape seed oil for biceps, shoulders
Nolitol for triceps, calves


Meal one one pound of sausages, with ten slices of toast
Meal 2 repeat (strawberry)
Meal three two metrix packets
Meal  4 plate of sliced ham with pine-apple, two cans of beets
Meal 5 two pounds of bacon
Meal 6 two metrix packets (strawberry)

Snacks anchovies, dates, coconut cream pie, corned beef hash from can


Wonder how clogged are his artheries.
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: Kwon on December 21, 2018, 02:22:58 AM
(https://officialpsds.com/imageview/rj/4w/rj4w6j_large.png?1521316527)
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: illuminati on December 21, 2018, 07:38:39 AM
Wonder how clogged are his artheries.

Not clogged nearly enough.

In all seriousness he looks a mess
Though it is his body & he’s only damaging himself
Let him carry on.
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: Humble Narcissist on December 21, 2018, 10:46:49 AM
(https://officialpsds.com/imageview/rj/4w/rj4w6j_large.png?1521316527)
Are you on a fat chick fetish bender?
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: Skeletor on December 10, 2019, 11:33:50 AM
(https://bugaga.ru/uploads/posts/1155461589_283_2_1.jpg)
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: That_Dude on December 24, 2019, 09:24:27 AM
Annual bump forbSanta Klaus....tis the season for gains, and explosive arm development
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: wordy on December 24, 2019, 11:50:27 AM
Merry Klausmas everyone!

It’s wonderful to see such an ancient and noble tradition being upheld by the new generation of thong and iron warriors.

May your New Years gains rival those of the time travelling Uberfreak himself.
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: Fortress on December 24, 2019, 12:09:07 PM
Guy’s likely been dead for years.
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: kreator on December 24, 2019, 12:50:29 PM
Thanks for keeping the tradition alive!
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: IRON CROSS on December 24, 2019, 01:03:45 PM
Legendary  Krampus is far more Get Bigg interesting  :D

Guys from Austria,Bavaria,Croatia,......should tell us more of this Mr.Central Europe !.

Santa is for Prime & Co., I want muscleheaded Krampus  ;D
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: indie-lad on December 24, 2019, 02:27:26 PM
Guy’s likely been dead for years.

This.
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: D.O.A. on December 25, 2019, 01:43:11 AM
after seeing those pics I just remembered I need to get a oil change on the  Cadillac
Hahahaha!
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: Notomorrow on December 26, 2019, 08:55:48 AM
After all those years of extreme fascia stretching, he must have a ton of REAL muscle now. Dave Palumbo said so.
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on December 26, 2019, 10:14:41 AM
any recent klaus pics?
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: joswift on December 27, 2019, 06:51:57 AM
any recent klaus pics?

nothing since 2012, hes probably dead
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: That_Dude on December 24, 2020, 06:17:43 AM
Annual bump for this legend

Merry Klausmas Getbig
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: affeman on December 24, 2020, 06:20:46 AM
Annual bump for this legend

Merry Klausmas Getbig

I'd pay 100 $ to see how Klaus looks like these days :D

(https://bugaga.ru/uploads/posts/1155461620_283_3_1.jpg)
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: _bruce_ on December 24, 2020, 06:31:20 AM
Klaus, according to my "loose" friend Angela, is of course way bigger and even redder than before...so...

Happy Klausmas & may all tiny tits suffer eternal anal torture!
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: affeman on December 24, 2020, 06:34:47 AM
Klaus, according to my "loose" friend Angela, is of course way bigger and even redder than before...so...

Happy Klausmas & may all tiny tits suffer eternal anal torture!

I bet Klaus is one of the indestructible kind, like Ruhl. Probably bigger, better and healthier than ever b4 these days ;D
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: Leatherneck on December 24, 2020, 07:33:24 PM
I bet Klaus is one of the indestructible kind, like Ruhl. Probably bigger, better and healthier than ever b4 these days ;D
If he wasn’t you would think the news would have made it to GetBig.
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: _bruce_ on December 25, 2020, 02:41:00 AM
Klaus has to keep a low profile because many getbiggers, including Groink, are literally burning with envy and would kill him in a heartbeat.
According to inside source, on Christmas Eve he committed to a training related deload into Mrs. Zuzka's sphincter and is now on his way back to Germany to train with KSK special forces.
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on December 21, 2021, 04:42:01 AM
tis the season
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: Skeletor on December 21, 2021, 09:09:02 AM
(https://joker.ykt.ru/uploads/posts/2010-10/1286982299_7922.jpg)
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: Spike on December 21, 2021, 09:22:10 AM
Blood pressure no lower than 200/110

kidneys of peace
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: TheShape. on December 21, 2021, 09:22:39 AM
What’s this fella up to these days?
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: Hulkotron on December 21, 2021, 09:27:17 AM
What’s this fella up to these days?

He is bigger than ever before.
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: LurkerNoMore on December 21, 2021, 09:28:57 AM
Is this guy still alive?  What about the other guy that used to hang out with him? 
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: affeman on December 21, 2021, 09:36:04 AM
Still doin' well business-wise and in the gym :)

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-f6MucwgZ0vY/UMWOtL5hv_I/AAAAAAAAM0A/cWSg6yjqtGA/s1600/Klaus+Doring+synthol.jpg)
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: SOMEPARTS on December 21, 2021, 09:50:52 AM
All hail St. Klaus, patron saint of oil.

PS - Don't let Bhank see this thread.
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: Skeletor on December 25, 2021, 11:48:55 AM
May all getbiggers make gains like ze Klaus:

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-rCbjy08fLOw/T3y0LMWLGtI/AAAAAAAAH7Y/AVzVJYKRN6A/s400/klaus-doring-synthol-victims20.jpg)
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: gmflex on December 25, 2021, 12:16:15 PM
           ;D.                                     ;D

Bump for Klaus..
A true get big legend..



            ;D.                                    ;D
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: Skeletor on December 20, 2022, 11:52:26 AM
Compliments of the season fellow getbiggers. 'Tis Klausmas again!

Ze Klaus is most happy with the current state of bodybuilding.

(https://bugaga.ru/uploads/posts/1155461701_283_6_1.jpg)
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: funk51 on December 20, 2022, 12:05:43 PM
   
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: Dave D on December 20, 2022, 02:14:16 PM
Klausmas is traditionally a summer holiday.

I’m not sure if it’s now universally celebrated during the Christmas season. Did this change with das Uber freak take place in 2013?
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: wes on December 20, 2022, 02:15:04 PM
Buffoonery Of Peace
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: falco on December 20, 2022, 02:21:00 PM
I wonder how small and useless he is now.
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: illuminati on December 20, 2022, 02:30:11 PM
I wonder how small and useless he is now.


You can see how bad he looks now
He posts on Here everyday Fricking day -
username > Bianca Bhanks
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: BossBoss on December 20, 2022, 02:37:58 PM
I wonder how small and useless he is now.

(http://img.likeness.ru/uploads/users/10504/1411802544.jpg)
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: tommywishbone on December 20, 2022, 05:50:03 PM
🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: Humble Narcissist on December 21, 2022, 01:22:53 AM
(http://img.likeness.ru/uploads/users/10504/1411802544.jpg)
Looks pretty good now.
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: Hulkotron on December 22, 2022, 08:36:30 AM
I wonder what he could strict-curl at his best?
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: The Scott on December 22, 2022, 09:28:34 AM
I wonder what he could strict-curl at his best?

3.4543 gallons per arm?   ;D
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: falco on December 22, 2022, 12:15:25 PM
(http://img.likeness.ru/uploads/users/10504/1411802544.jpg)
Looks great now. He must have switched to vegan oils.
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: Fallsview on December 22, 2022, 12:31:16 PM
Goodmorrow,

Taken from LA Muscle Mass Monster:

Klaus' diet:

7am: Bowl of oats, apple and raisins.

9am: flank steak with potatoes and beef gravy

12pm: Haddock with lemon, side of carrots and peas

2pm: Protein shake with flax oil

3pm: Small beef fillet with brussel sprouts

7pm: Protein Shake with flax oil and vitamin pack

8pm: Glass of Oat milk, garlic bread with salt

10pm: Protein shake no flax oil so absorption won't be slowed down, orange, bowl of yams.

12am: Protein shake no flax oil, multi vitamins.

3am: Protein shake with flax oil for sustain release until breakfast.

This guy has his diet down...no wonder he is huge. He knows exactly when to carb and when to quick release proteins.
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: Skeletor on December 22, 2022, 12:33:38 PM
(http://img.likeness.ru/uploads/users/10504/1411802544.jpg)

Dieser kleine mann rechts ist nicht der mächtige Klaus!

That's Серёга/Seryoga, a Belarusian/Ukrainian rapper on a talent show.
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: joswift on December 22, 2022, 02:29:35 PM
Goodmorrow,

Taken from LA Muscle Mass Monster:

Klaus' diet:

7am: Bowl of oats, apple and raisins.

9am: flank steak with potatoes and beef gravy

12pm: Haddock with lemon, side of carrots and peas

2pm: Protein shake with flax oil

3pm: Small beef fillet with brussel sprouts

7pm: Protein Shake with flax oil and vitamin pack

8pm: Glass of Oat milk, garlic bread with salt

10pm: Protein shake no flax oil so absorption won't be slowed down, orange, bowl of yams.

12am: Protein shake no flax oil, multi vitamins.

3am: Protein shake with flax oil for sustain release until breakfast.

This guy has his diet down...no wonder he is huge. He knows exactly when to carb and when to quick release proteins.

was he drinking the flax oil or injecting it?
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: wes on December 23, 2022, 02:25:34 AM
Goodmorrow,

Taken from LA Muscle Mass Monster:

Klaus' diet:

7am: Bowl of oats, apple and raisins.

9am: flank steak with potatoes and beef gravy

12pm: Haddock with lemon, side of carrots and peas

2pm: Protein shake with flax oil

3pm: Small beef fillet with brussel sprouts

7pm: Protein Shake with flax oil and vitamin pack

8pm: Glass of Oat milk, garlic bread with salt

10pm: Protein shake no flax oil so absorption won't be slowed down, orange, bowl of yams.

12am: Protein shake no flax oil, multi vitamins.

3am: Protein shake with flax oil for sustain release until breakfast.

This guy has his diet down...no wonder he is huge. He knows exactly when to carb and when to quick release proteins.
RETARD!
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: Skeletor on December 19, 2023, 08:56:17 PM
'Tis the season again where we remember Ze Klaus. Merry Klausmas getbiggers!

(https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=101812.0;attach=217165;image)
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: Rusty Trombone on December 19, 2023, 10:00:50 PM

Ho Ho Ho

Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: beakdoctor on December 19, 2023, 10:06:08 PM
Is this guy dead?
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: wes on December 19, 2023, 10:13:44 PM
getbig made me hate Klaus almost as much as I`m beginning to hate Mike Mentzer.

(https://media.licdn.com/dms/image/C4E12AQGWrcNywvnjMw/article-cover_image-shrink_720_1280/0/1520213485069?e=1708560000&v=beta&t=Y8tIxQsKcn9CYLS8-Fy1hXjn7xuMJWGPjjgIIiyb9m8)
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: Humble Narcissist on December 20, 2023, 12:40:47 AM
Is this guy dead?
That's what I was wondering.
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: falco on December 20, 2023, 03:02:06 AM
Is this guy dead?

Lots of Klaus Döring in the obituary pages,, hard to search.

Is he German?

Regardless, he is most likely small and useless to us now.
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: Humble Narcissist on December 21, 2023, 12:03:12 AM
Lots of Klaus Döring in the obituary pages,, hard to search.

Is he German?

Regardless, he is most likely small and useless to us now.
He looks good small.
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: falco on December 21, 2023, 01:27:10 AM
He looks good small.

Have you seen him lately? Is he smaller?
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: Humble Narcissist on December 22, 2023, 12:11:26 AM
Have you seen him lately? Is he smaller?
I was judging by the picture.
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: _bruce_ on December 22, 2023, 09:46:21 AM

Klaus is doing good - after quitting bodybuilding he learned to read and write and entered politics.
A true player and man of the people.

Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: Hulkotron on December 22, 2023, 09:50:17 AM
Big Chiro Flex met up with KD for a workout earlier this month while on a business trip, they both front-squatted 315x20x3.
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: _bruce_ on December 22, 2023, 10:05:10 AM


Great to see Klaus rubbing elbows with the fans - noble warrior and amb-ass-ador of the heavy irons.
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: That_Dude on December 24, 2023, 08:34:42 AM
Annual bump to honor the legend Klaus and wish the best of the season to all fellow getbiggers. Wishing you all peace, joy and gains.
Title: Re: Merry Klausmas!!!
Post by: TrapsMcLats on December 24, 2023, 08:58:09 PM
Thank you for keeping the tradition alive.