Author Topic: Ronnie Coleman Vs. Dorian Yates (Read 9570 times)

realkarateblackbelt · « **on:** January 21, 2007, 11:37:40 PM »

Who would win in a battle of fisticuffs?

Keep in mind, Dorian used to be some kind of youg tuff, and apparently he's interested in martial arts. He also said he would clobber someone if they elbowed em like Kamali did on stage to some guy.

phyxsius · « **Reply #1 on:** January 22, 2007, 12:13:34 AM »

You're an idiot

the shadow · « **Reply #2 on:** January 22, 2007, 12:18:34 AM »

Quote from: phyxsius on January 22, 2007, 12:13:34 AM

You're an idiot

agreed

Bear · « **Reply #3 on:** January 22, 2007, 02:58:37 AM »

Well Dorian don't take no shit and probably used to kill innocent black babies as a Hitler Youth so I'd initially go with the balistic Brummy. He'd calf-raise Ronnie outta sight. However Ronnie is an experienced police officer used to dealing with young offenders, and his superior squatting and deadlifting ability would give him phenominal core strength with which to take down his getbig nemesis. They're both pretty old and injured now so it would be like wrinkley but well conditioned Rocky Balboa vs. Fat Old (but unbelievably strong) George Forman.

What do Hulkster and ND think? I reckon 900+ pages on this would be cool, lol.

MikeThaMachine · « **Reply #4 on:** January 22, 2007, 03:00:41 AM »

Quote from: the shadow on January 22, 2007, 12:18:34 AM

agreed

Shut up shadow you and I both know Dorian would smack Ronnie around like an late 19th century Asian working on the railroad.

kyomu · « **Reply #5 on:** January 22, 2007, 03:17:54 AM »

I vote for ronnie. Because he has been a cop for long time and has good experience with street fight.
Fight is not physic power but experience.

realkarateblackbelt · « **Reply #6 on:** January 22, 2007, 09:02:31 PM »

Quote from: Bear on January 22, 2007, 02:58:37 AM

Well Dorian don't take no shit and probably used to kill innocent black babies as a Hitler Youth so I'd initially go with the balistic Brummy. He'd calf-raise Ronnie outta sight. However Ronnie is an experienced police officer used to dealing with young offenders, and his superior squatting and deadlifting ability would give him phenominal core strength with which to take down his getbig nemesis. They're both pretty old and injured now so it would be like wrinkley but well conditioned Rocky Balboa vs. Fat Old (but unbelievably strong) George Forman.

What do Hulkster and ND think? I reckon 900+ pages on this would be cool, lol.

Good post.

pobrecito · « **Reply #7 on:** January 22, 2007, 09:06:51 PM »

Yates, easily.

realkarateblackbelt · « **Reply #8 on:** January 22, 2007, 09:29:45 PM »

Anyone else notice how Yates has the same fucking expression in every pic. It's always the slight grin with one eyebrow raised like "ehhh?". hahaa. Every picture.

mahg · « **Reply #9 on:** January 22, 2007, 10:04:24 PM »

Didn't Titus either hit Yates or steal his money? If Yates was such a tough guy coward bully "butt naked" Titus wouldn't have messed with him. Titus is nothing special either. I'm a coward but even I wouldn't have kept saying "oh my God" and been so afraid when the cops were dealing with him. Just follow the rules and they won't hurt you.

realkarateblackbelt · « **Reply #10 on:** January 22, 2007, 10:11:52 PM »

No Titus never hit Yates.

Titus bitch slapped Melvin Anthony. Melvin didn't do anything either.
He also knocked out some Jiu Jitsu guy that was pissed at him for hitting on his girl.

Some prizefighter guy was hired to sucker punch Yates because of some business deal that went sour.

Mr Gethin · « **Reply #11 on:** January 22, 2007, 10:30:55 PM »

Yates got the cash out of Titus no worries - Titus paid in full, and in public to look all cool and all dude

www.kagedmuscle.com

figgs · « **Reply #12 on:** January 22, 2007, 10:56:25 PM »

I don't know how strong Dorian is at the present, but it's certain that Ronnie is one strong motherfvcker. If his upper body strength has enough force behind it to bench press 200 lb. dumbells for 12 reps then I can't imagine the force behind a punch.

Dredlock Rasta · « **Reply #13 on:** January 23, 2007, 07:21:07 AM »

Quote from: figgs on January 22, 2007, 10:56:25 PM

I don't know how strong Dorian is at the present, but it's certain that Ronnie is one strong motherfvcker. If his upper body strength has enough force behind it to bench press 200 lb. dumbells for 12 reps then I can't imagine the force behind a punch.

Not much

The_Punisher · « **Reply #14 on:** January 23, 2007, 07:24:44 AM »

Quote from: realkarateblackbelt on January 21, 2007, 11:37:40 PM

Who would win in a battle of fisticuffs?

Keep in mind, Dorian used to be some kind of youg tuff, and apparently he's interested in martial arts. He also said he would clobber someone if they elbowed em like Kamali did on stage to some guy.

THERE IS A LONG, NONSENSE FCUKING THREAD NAMED "hulkter I'm calling for a truce" WE DON'T NEED ANY MORE DORIAN/ COLEMAN BULLSHIT.

G · « **Reply #15 on:** January 23, 2007, 08:00:45 AM »

Quote from: kyomu on January 22, 2007, 03:17:54 AM

I vote for ronnie. Because he has been a cop for long time and has good experience with street fight.
Fight is not physic power but experience.

being a cop doesn't mean that he has any street fighting experience!

alexxx · « **Reply #16 on:** January 23, 2007, 08:05:22 AM »

Quote from: Dredlock Rasta on January 23, 2007, 07:21:07 AM

Not much

Yup. People think that it's the weight of the puch that counts but it ain't so.

Ronnie was not allowed to get into fights when he was growing up. His mother didn't let him.

the shadow · « **Reply #17 on:** January 23, 2007, 08:07:18 AM »

Quote from: alexxx on January 23, 2007, 08:05:22 AM

Yup. People think that it's the weight of the puch that counts but it ain't so.

Ronnie was not allowed to get into fights when he was growing up. His mother didn't let him.

hahahah when ever i read your posts that signature just cracks me up..ahahahahahha...aweso me signature

pumpster · « **Reply #18 on:** January 23, 2007, 08:11:37 AM »

Yates apparently likes to back down, willingly takes his black eye like a pussy. Ron on the other hand was a bona fide athlete who could administer a good whooping on or off stage.

NarcissisticDeity · « **Reply #19 on:** January 23, 2007, 09:01:35 AM »

Quote from: pumpster on January 23, 2007, 08:11:37 AM

Yates apparently likes to back down, willingly takes his black eye like a pussy. Ron on the other hand was a bona fide athlete who could administer a good whooping on or off stage.

Ronnie can't pose for 3 minutes nevermind throw a punch

Shockwave · « **Reply #20 on:** January 23, 2007, 09:13:19 AM »

Quote from: NarcissisticDeity on January 23, 2007, 09:01:35 AM

Ronnie can't pose for 3 minutes nevermind throw a punch

Wahaha.

Sergio Rules 77 · « **Reply #21 on:** January 24, 2007, 03:46:09 PM »

Quote from: realkarateblackbelt on January 21, 2007, 11:37:40 PM

Who would win in a battle of fisticuffs?

Dorian. All he'd have to do is say "And in 2nd place......Jay Cutler". Out of habit, Ronnie would fall to the ground and start crying like a baby bitch and then Dorian would proceed to beat the shit out of him. Dorian would then turn to the camera and say "Nothing but a peanut, bitch".

SERGIO!!!!

realkarateblackbelt · « **Reply #22 on:** January 24, 2007, 03:48:13 PM »

hahaha

alexxx · « **Reply #23 on:** January 24, 2007, 04:10:25 PM »

Quote from: Sergio Rules 77 on January 24, 2007, 03:46:09 PM

Dorian. All he'd have to do is say "And in 2nd place......Jay Cutler". Out of habit, Ronnie would fall to the ground and start crying like a baby bitch and then Dorian would proceed to beat the shit out of him. Dorian would then turn to the camera and say "Nothing but a peanut, bitch".

SERGIO!!!!

lol

Tigerman · « **Reply #24 on:** January 24, 2007, 04:23:50 PM »

Quote from: NarcissisticDeity on January 23, 2007, 09:01:35 AM

Ronnie can't pose for 3 minutes nevermind throw a punch

Seriously ND, the nearly 900 pages of the truce thread transformed you into a Ronnie big hater.
You spread negativity in every single thread Ronnie is mentioned. All this does nothing but showing how biased you are also when you pretend to give fair assessments.